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Cinema Club… Project Hail Mary (IMAX)
So normal Cinema wasnt enough for me. Im sorry it just wasnt. So its time to go to the IMAX & see if i can stop crying at this film. I highly doubt it. So cineworld, you booking for uplifts at your usual cinema […]
2026 Cinema Club Its the End of the World as we Know It
Cinema Club… Romeo + Juliet
We all grow up knowing the story of Romeo & Juliet. If you dont i feel for you, because its one of the most reimagined & retold stories ever & other then the barred himself the greatest version of this is the Baz Lurman […]
2026 Cinema Club In the Name of Leonardo Di Caprio
Cinema Club… Project Hail Mary
Ive been sick all week, but was being unwell going to stop me from seeing Project Hail Mary? fuck no. If its as epic as the hype has it this is a must see. However i do need to moan at cineworld. For almost […]
2026 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Secret Cinema 16.03.2026
Last night was this years oscars, i have had a chill day of catching up & sleep & just well being a little bit of me, & now i am off to the cinema to watch a secret screening which i honestly after looking […]
2026 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Bride
This is the final of 3 films at the cinema in 48 hours. Hoppers Done, Peaky Blinders done. Now for the Bride. a 3pm showing which means it will have finished just before the time Hoppers started on the friday night which means i […]
2026 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Peaky Blinders : The Immortal Man
For over 20 years i have sat here going Cillian Murphy is my guy (for lots of reasons) & you all slept on him until the 3rd season of Peaky Blinders. Suddenly hes everyones favourite… where were you all when i was fan girling […]
2026 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Hoppers
Let the chaos begin 3 films in less than 48 hours at the cinema. I know its probably going to be a bit too much but still i can do this. 3 completely different films tooHoppersThe Immortal ManThe Bridei doubt many will have this […]
2026 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… How to Make a Killing
Time for another advanced preview, this time for How to Make a Killing. A bit of Glen Powell being charming never hurt anyone did it… well actually… lets see shall we. Now i left the write up of this intro a bit to late […]
2026 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… EPIC : Elvis Presley In Concert
Friday 4:30 lets do this, lets go see the Elvis Concert movie that Baz has spent forever restoring & see if its any good or not. I am not the biggest Elvis fan but it think im going to know enough to enjoy this. […]
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Cinema Club… Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Urgh!!! two weeks ago was the last time i was sat in a cinema chair Urgh too long ago, but im back & im ready for the MCU & its new hero Shang-Chi (which i am sorry that i will probably never be able […]
Cinema Club… Bohemian rhapsody
I see a little silouetto of a film… scaramosh… Let’s see if this film is magnificoooooooo no no no no no no no oh mama Mia mama Mia. Time to see if this troubled film is worthy he wait or not & if it […]
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Film 29:- Tangled
Spoilers Happy 50th animated film Disney. Yes they have made 50 so decided to go back to their routes & tell a fairy tale in a sing along with a princess who is taken away from her parents. Based on Repunzel the story of […]
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Bond
Cinema Club… SPECTRE
To quote Mr Hinx well actually I can’t I need a few words, and it’s not the word Shit either As you all know I bias towards Bond, he is the man but oh my good that was amazing Iv got to be really […]
2015 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Film 281:- Dune… Part One
Spoilers Do not ask me how i have managed to do this but i have somehow managed to convince my dad to not only see Dune 2 at Cineworld, but also in screen X on opening day. I know. I attempted that & got […]
2024 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Song Sung Blue
New job has somehow meant that i have a really early finish time on fridays, i am not complaining, so i am going to grab it with both hands & head off to see a film i thought i would miss Song Sung Blue, […]
2026 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Marty Supreme
Welcome to Cinema Club 2026 & we are starting it with one of my most anticipated for 2025, Marty Supreme. Now despite little Timmy shouting for over a year saying it was out here on boxing day, he lied. Well technically he was right. […]
2026 Award Seasons Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Sentimental Value
107 films later & this is it. The last cinema trip of 2025. Much like last year, ive made the pilgrimage up to crawley to see my last film, this isnt in imax though. This is a necessity. Sentimental Value is likely to give […]
2025 Award Seasons Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Anaconda
So little Timmy so much for Marty Supreme being out on boxing day. Only at chains with more than 8 screens. So my cinema choice this lovely wet sunday morning was to go see Avatar (god no) or Anaconda… safe to say i went […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Housemaid
& that was that… but not for cinema in 2025 oh no. I just left my job. I may have sat in my car & cried for 10 mins afterwards but its done & come January i am moving onto something very exciting. But […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Muppets Christmas Carol
Cineworld along with most chains & independents are doing festive film season this year & the chance to watch this on the big screen, i couldnt miss it. So here i am on a tuesday night at 7pm when i should maybe be at […]
2025 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Silent Night, Deadly Night
Time for a friday night after work horror film, Silent Night, Deadly night. Basically ive not been to the cinema for ages & i want a good laugh & a distraction from the stress i have brought onto myself by leaving my job in […]
2025 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Eternity
Time for what is probably the last advanced preview of the entire year. Eternity. The trailers looks lush & i feel like im either going to laugh my head off or cry my eyes out. Thats what ive been told by people anyhow. Pretty […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Zootropolis 2
I know its only been a week since i saw wicked for good but so much has happened in that time, that it feels like ive not been to the cinema in months, but here we are friday night straight after work to watch […]
2025 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… Wicked: For Good
WE DID IT WITHOUT TRYING! well you know what i mean but ITS CINEMA CLUB FILM 100 OF 2025!!!!!!!!!!!!EKKKK & i on purpose picked Wicked for Good. Its the last of my 5 must watch of the year, if its a buzzer contender it […]
2025 Cinema Club Musicals Cinema Club… Secret Screening 19.11.2025
It is film 99 of 2025 im amazed ive got here without really trying too, its a little bit shocking, but tonight is secret cinema time & based on it being an 18 & odeon not showing it & vue giving out the run […]
2025 Cinema Club Secret Screening
Cinema Club… The Running Man (2025)
My dad randomly sat there 3 weeks ago & went ill come with you to see this, lucky me woohooo. So we are heading to the connaught in Worthing to watch the cheap monday night showing which will be good together. Im amazed hes […]
2025 Cinema Club