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Cinema Club… Lyle, Lyle Cordial
A thursday evening 6:10pm film straight after work. Perfect. I mean its a shame there isnt an adults only showing for this, but that will do & i really wanna hear Mendes sing even if hes animated so yea that is gonna be fun. […]
2022 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Emperors New Groove
Spoilers Much to most of my new twitter familys shock (yes guys your getting a shout out my new clan hiya {they are my clan for a reason which they know}) I have never seen The Emperors New Groove. & i apologise for that […]
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Film 223:- Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Spoilers I fancy an action film form the past which is weird, but that i know isnt as serious as it makes itself out to be. Im also going to watch all of marvel in order once we get to 2022, so im feeling […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Lost Boys 35th Anniversary Screening
I can here you all now reading that going hang on… really… yep… its not spooky season without a Vampire somewhere & the opportunity to see The Lost Boys on the big screen was too much to pass up, so im here at 7:30pm […]
2022 Cinema Club Vampires on the Big Screen
Cinema Club… The Lost King
Thursday cinema time. Its my deal this, going to the movies on a Thursday night. However i now think i should swap days. It used to be to see the really fit guy at Cineworld who worked there who i had flirted with a […]
2022 Cinema Club
Film 222:- Love Actually
Spoilers Ive had this film on my mind today for my 2021 festive viewing, & ive got home from work to a txt from my sister to say shes finished for the year & that shes got a bottle of prosecco & is watching […]
2021 Christmas Films DVD Films
Cinema Club… Emily
Advanced screening time for me wooohoooo. Problem is i dont do period drama & when i tried to read Bronte at school i didnt enjoy it, so im not holding up much hope for this. However there is a reason i am seeing it […]
2022 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Amsterdam
I am up for the cinema at 10:30 am on a Saturday. I have already done a workout, watched an episode of thrones & put the washing out. I am up for a reason, tomorrow i have to get up at half 5 in […]
2022 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Scary Movie
Spoilers so i remember being about 13 & being at a sleepover & we were allowed to watch this & thinking to was soo cool & funny & we were so edgy staying up eating sweets & watching this at 1am. I think i […]
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Cinema Club… Captain Marvel…. What…. Was It Something I Said?
I’m so sorry that you keep getting this as a cinema club review. This time its not to check how good she is though, its because i fucking can & i need to here that accent again. I can basically write this cinema club […]
Cinema Club… Bugonia
Its time for the Taylor Swift of Cinema at the moment. Yorgos is back with his 3rd film in less that 2 years ( we got poor things late) & once again he has brought Emma Stone along for the ride in Bugonia. Im […]
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Sofa Viewer: The Incredibles
Spoilers Why Disney have only just thought of making a follow up to this I have no idea, this could have made them so much money. Think of all the different supers they could have introduced & gone over, origins story’s etc. I just […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
Film 85:- Goldfinger
Spoilers Time for more 007 action, ans the one which makes him iconic. Goldfinger, has the lines the gadgets the bad name & the car & by god it makes Bond become more than just a spy. Yep this is the iconic, do you expect […]
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Film 191:- The Parole Officer
Spoilers So i was adding all the films i own on dvd onto one letterboxd list which i enjoyed doing & at the end sorted it by popularity. Turns out noone on Letterboxd has sever seen the Parole Officer (i say no one 2,200 […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Jungle Cruise
It was a very long time ago when Jack Whitehall excited tweeted oh god im in a film with the Rock. From that moment, i knew i wanted to see the film no matter what it was. It turned into Jungle Cruise which is […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- 6 Days
Spoilers… but not really it’s real life I always knew there had been a siege at the Iranian Embassy before i was born but knew nothing else. So a few years ago when i saw a trailer for this i thought oh this looks […]
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Cinema Club… Stillwater
Advance screening time yet again & this time its for MATT DAMON!!!! (my one per film) & Stillwater which recently got a standing ovation at Cannes for 5 minutes, so im hoping this hits the nail on the proper film critic mind & im […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Pocahontas
Spoilers? We all know the myth & we all saw it as kids right, so time to revisit Pocahontas & see how its stood the test of time. Im hoping it has, & if it hasnt it Christian Bale speaking in his english accent […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Phone Booth
Spoilers I mean a film with Collin Farrell & Kiefer Sutherland should sell itself right. Im actually shocked to find this on my watch list for never having seen it & for it to now be added onto disney plus, this is perfect early […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 190:- Searching
Spoilers Happy Easter in lockdown weekend for a second year in a row people, whoop whoop. So what to watch with my really greasy takeaway that i have treated myself to after the most stressful year in accounting history. Lets take my mind of […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Suicide Squad
Saturday Morning Cinema again for me. My washing on the line already desperately hoping i will get home just before it rains to get it in, but other than that its a nice day for a drive over the downs to go to Brighton […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Arrival
Spoilers This will come as a shock to some of you but i never saw this in the cinema… i know shock horror. I actually went & saw the other Amy Adams film that week Nocturnal Animals instead & then the next week i […]
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Cinema Club… Old
Wednesday night straight after work cinema time, mainly because the only other time i can do it is really late at night & im thinking this might not be the best film to watch then drive home & then try to get to sleep […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Tulip Fever
spoilers Last Alicia Vikander film for a while i think. I remember this was on buses for a very very long time but i never saw a trailer for it or a release date for it. & now its suddenly on iplayer… im up […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Luca
Im going to try really hard not to spoil this for you but if i type & realise i really have you will see the word Spoilers above this sentance. Having Disney Plus for the next 6 months so i can watch the MCU […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Film 189:- The Living Daylights
spoilers Happy birthday to my Bond. I know my James Bond should be Craig or whoever is next but for now its Mr Dalton & i love him & this is one of the best Bond films that was really ahead of its time. […]
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