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Sofa Viewer (plane addition):- The Nice Guys
spoilers or not actually note to self… when watching a film on a plane for the first time, when youve been away for a week & its a rust bucket your flying home in, at stupid oclock & your trying to write notes down […]
Film Quiz Sofa Viewer
Film 149:- Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Spoilers Im in the mood for a Ben Mendelsohn film tonight, Mama says she may watch, Pops has said he wants Scifi, so unless we go ready player one which is on sky cinema quite a lot at the moment we are becoming one […]
2019 DVD Films Star Wars
Film 148:- Captain Marvel
Spoilers Higher faster further baby. Shes here to save us all & im 100% okay with that. Bring it on girl & prove to us why you are the most credible thing in the MCU except… well we will get to that another day […]
2019 DVD Films Film of the Year Winner MCU Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Bloodshot
& here we go… this had better be worth it. Back to back film number 2 of the night & also probably my last cinema trip for a little while. Let see how many people i need to self isolate from in this cinema. […]
2020 Cinema Club
Film 147:- Notting Hill
Spoilers Time for one of the greatest movies of all time, one of the first films i remember properly being able to quote word for word which wasnt an animation. Seriously if you havent seen this film please do. Its just everything Popcorn Synopsis […]
2019 DVD Films Film Quiz Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… The Hunt
I almost didnt go to see this film, everything in the world hs now changed literally in the last week. There is a good chance by the end of the week we will be in lock down & that will be that for cinema […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Onward
Time for Pixar to probably ruin my life again, like they always do. Cant wait. This is going to be a really emotional one, i can tell it is. I mean its not going to be Up or Paddington 2 but its going to […]
2020 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… PAUSED… TBC
Afternoon peoples Wanted to blog this to you all right now while i have the chance too. Obviously the world is dealing with a global pandemic of Coronavirus / Covid19 (whatever you want to call it) which means everyones life is changing & normal […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Military Wives
Monday film trip whoop whoop. If im honest i am not that bothered about this film. Im seeing it because its on at the right time, its a british feel good film & i can also pick up my ticket for Onward which i […]
2020 Cinema ClubMCU
Cinema Club… The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 (back to back viewing)
Usually i post a double review for a film i see twice, but i saw Guardians in standard screen on opening day at 5:10 & then the next film i went to see was Guardians in Screen X. So im doing two for the […]
Cinema Club… Carol
Its the end of pride month & my Cineworld has been having a Pride season & the final film is Carol. I have never seen this before but always wanted too. So this is my opportunity to see it. Its really hard to track […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Haunted Mansion
So this has been slated, but you know dont judge a book by its cover or a haunted mansion via a handful of critics. So lets see what the new disney version of the Haunted Mansion has to say for itself. Hope fully at […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Cinema Club… Goldeneye
Part 2 of my cinema self care day, now its time for the 30th anniversary of Goldeneye on the big screen because why not. Also i was meant to watch this on sunday but i now have plans that day so i cant, so […]
2025 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Bad Times at the El Royale
Time to go see a monday film peoples oh yeah. Welcome to the El Royale let’s see what it has to offer. My odeon as you all know is open again, & now I’m hoping to play catch up with the films I’ve missed. […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Beautiful Boy
Back to back films again tonight. Stop putting films on at the wrong time peoples (Odeon) its a right pain it really is. But you know it still good fun.Today was all about collecting the films that would be up for oscars…. yea that […]
2019 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Aristocats
Spoilers Mama Mama, & when I said this at 11:30pm my mum woke up from her sleep & went what’s up. Proof it works, my sister yells this usually but she is out. I started writing this review nearly a month ago & still havent finished […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Bad Education Movie
Oh yes people all those years ago when i went and saw little unknown Jack Whitehall for £15 at the Comedy Festival & it was the first night he had sold a show out, and none of you wanted to go… Well It was hysterical. You don’t need to […]
2015 Cinema Club
Film 36:- Lara Croft Tomb Raider
Spoilers! As I can never be James Bond (as Jane Bond is a stupid idea I should be shot just for mentioning it) I have to settle for one day playing Lara Croft… Not that this is a bad thing she does kick arse. […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 35:- The World Is Not Enough
Spoilers I chose to watch this bond as my sister didn’t want to watch anything to complicated, or anything Bourne, or anything Marvel… so i picked this and turns out she hadn’t seen most of the film before…just the last 20mins news to me. […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Johnny English Strikes Again
My Cinema is open once again yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. its been shut for 2 weeks but it had a soft opening on on thursday night & now its back up & running. So lets attempt to see Johnny English again. I’m not sure the message the […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Venom
& we give it back to you…. sorry wrong Tom Hardy Super Villain my bad. But you know I’m off to see Venom at last let’s see if he does give back. First of Odeon is still shut so I’d like to give a huge […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Elf
I have not lost the plot or gone mad. This is a Cinema Club Review for Elf in 2018. I know go mad & crazy i dont care. This is the first time ever where i am off to the cinema & i know […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… First Man
One Small Step For Man…. One Giant Leap For Film Kind…. Oh dont roll your eyes you were all expecting that to be the opening line of this review if you were expecting anything else i have seriously misjudged you. By now you’ve all read about […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Star is Born
Ra Ra Ahah aaaa RAMA MAMA Ma Gaga Oh lala, your stupid romance. put your paws up for Cinema Club Little Monsters. Time to get the oscars rolling & see who could win. Everyone know the story a little right youve all seen or […]
2018 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Night School
so lets salvage double bubble monday shall we. First film was so dire that i need a pay off right now & if i dont get one oh man, im going to be angry. Screen 1 had about 20 people in it id say […]
2018 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Simpson’s Movie
Spoilers Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does… and that’s your Film right there. The Simpson’s go even more global than they all ready were, by going on the big screen. & then not returning yes I know surprised that didn’t […]
Sofa Viewer