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Cinema Club… Le Mans 66 Odeon Screen Unseen Secret Cinema 04/11/2019
Well it’s been a little while but secret cinema is back at the odeon. Mainly because after the Florida Project viewing I was really disillusioned by it, then you have the fact that it’s not always shown in Brighton & also the fact that […]
2019 Cinema Club Odeon Screen Unseen
Cinema Club… The Terminator: Dark Fate
Time for some Arnie then. Lets go a bit retro & put a modern twist as they try to rewrite the terminator history & get rid of those last two movies. I mean even if its crap its got Arnie being Arnie in it […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
Time for some disney magic. Lets go to a film which probably should of been made a lot nearer to the original than it has been. A bit of Ange as Maleficent. I mean what could go wrong. The first was so dark & […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… Farmageddon: A Shaun the Sheep Movie
This films got the best Tag Line of the year ONE SMALL STEP FOR LAMB! What a line. Seriously if that doesnt sell you going to see this film i dont know what will. So lets go raise the average age of this film […]
2019 Cinema Club
The 31 Film That Made Me… Its My Birthday!!!
So i have now hit the big THREE OHHHHHHH yep this blogger & film buff is officially old. So as my gift to all of you lovely people i wrote a list of Thirty One films for you to all enjoy & watch & […]
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Cinema Club… Official Secrets
Its been a week since ive been to the cinema. However that didnt stop everyone in my office going what the cinema again. I did shoot them down in flames though when they all said that saying i hadnt been all week. Problem is […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 132:- Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
Spoilers If you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lets go back to Jumanji where we all grew up & see whats new & hope they they havent ruined the new one just for the sake of it making it. Please please please. Synopsis time4 teenagers find themselves in […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Gemini Man
It’s Friday, ive done a whole week at work, im still ill, so let’s go see the 4:50 film at the Odeon… Gemini Man. I do love the fact i can leave work early on a friday watch a film & be home before […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Judy
I’m back at the odeon peoples, no one want to come with me to see this one, even though the house all smiled & went that looks nice when it was on Norton on friday. Oh well their loss. Time to see Judy then. […]
2019 Cinema ClubMCU
Film 230:- Spider-man Homecoming
Spoilers As much as this follows on from recent MCU review, ive watched a few DVD films since the last MCU review plus 4 MCU films in the gap. So here we are weve got to homecoming, which i think i watched with my […]
Cinema Club… Book Club
This film is not aimed at my demographic at all really (except i am female & have read 50 shades) but other than that i am not the target audience for this. & yet when the trailer came out for this & i saw it […]
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Cinema Club… Toy Story 4
My inner child is so ready for some toy story get in get in get in. I am ready for this i think. I was more than willing a few years ago to say goodbye to my childhood when Toy Story 3 came out […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney In the Name of Tom Hanks
Bond
Film 22:- The Man With The Golden Gun
Spoilers… Duh it’s a Bond film. Iv skipped a couple of Bond movies in honour of the great Christopher Lee, the likes of which we will never see again. A true legend. Mr Scaramanga is Bonds greatest opponent & villain he was the only […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Ant-man & the Wasp
America got this 6 weeks ago & somehow iv managed to avoid spoilers have no idea how but I have so yay good for me. Time to go to the mcu to see what’s left (can we talk about infinity wars properly yet people?). […]
2018 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Welcome to Marwen
& now for film number 2Ive been waiting a while for this one & awful long while. I saw the trailer about 6 months ago & went i need to see this film. So here i am. I’ve seen a film i never thought […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again
My my time for a cinema trip. Really hope this is good. Apparently Cher steels the show so I’m looking forward to this. For a monday the cinema was pretty packed actually im going half full not bad. A group did turn up 15minutes […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 17:- Dr.No
SPOILERS! Yes seriously it’s 50 years old but some people may want to watch them all before this year’s comes out, so SPOILERS! The names Bond James Bond and that was that I was sold aged 8 watching Goldeneye… We will get to that […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 16:- Return of Jafar
Memorys ish well of gold to the old video shop down the town & renting this out almost once a month. Bad film really bad film, no wonder it went straight to video and not cinema.No Robin Williams, bad songs, songs that aren’t needed, […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Sofa Viewer: Runner Runner
Spoilers Although I’m not sure anyone saw this so maybe no Spoilers if people aren’t interested or huge Spoilers if I’m the only person in the world to watch this. I remember the trailer coming out for this & thinking I need to watch […]
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Film 15:- Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban
Spoilers I don’t have a memory story about this one unlike the previous two, I did see it in the cinema tho. Potter now gets darker as the books along with the target age group have grown up a bit. Step forward the film […]
2015 DVD Films Harry Potter
Sofa Viewer:- Demolition
SPOILERS At last im finally watching Demolition yes yes yes. Its taken well over a year, but its now on sky cinema (as i cant find the DVD anywhere to watch it) & everyone else is out of the house or not bothered, & […]
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Sofa Viewer:- The Sound of Music
There are no spoilers here we know what happens. This review has almost taken a year to write as well i just keep adding to it, & not wanting to publish it so thanks for being so patient guys. Thank god for Sky Cinema […]
Musicals Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer Planes Trains & Automobiles
Spoilers Time to cram for quiz night so apologies for the very long list of bits here but here are my notes. I took while watching the film hopefully some stayed in my head. Or i can at least read them on my notes […]
Film Quiz Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Maleficent
Spoilers So here i am unwell at home, i had no sleep so havent gone into work, & im really dizzy i have tissues soup ibuprofen and lemsip. Time to watch a film on demand. Oh Maleficent havent seen that lets watch it, cant […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer: Sleeping Beauty
I have to say Spoiler just in case, but if your over the age of 14 are a man & don’t have kids then I think the rest of the world has seen the film. This really irritates me this Disney film. I’m sorry […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Merry Christmas Everyone 2016
Hello lovely peoples of the internet & film. This is a little different to my usual posts and reviews but i thought this was the place for me to spread my festive cheer (and sing out loud for all to hear). Its also the […]
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