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Cinema Club… Sonic the Hedgehog
Once upon a time when i was 3 maybe 4 at a push, my pops had a Seag Megadrive with a few games on it. He purchased Sonic the Hedgehog to teach me how to play games & use strategy. I played it until […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… JoJo Rabbit by Oscar Award Winner Taika Waititi
JOJO RABBIT WON A FUCKING OSCAR! okay it wasnt best picture & didnt win me £8.50 but it did. It was best Adapted Screenplay for Taika Waititi. TAIKA WAITITI IS AN OSCAR WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am so stupidly proud of that man. I feel like […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club In the Name of Taika Waititi
Cinema Club… Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
Grab your baseball bats & Mallets for some Girl Power people. Margot Robbie is here to prove her point that she is the best person in the DCEU & that Harley still has pulling powers. I am so up for this madness & cant […]
2020 Cinema Club
Film 146:- Memento
Spoilers Nolan master class time. This is going to be so interesting to try & tell you what happens in this film, because honestly it is all over the place, but in the most Nolan way possible. Lets try this people at, at least […]
2019 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name of
Cinema Club… Dolittle
Sunday Robin HoodMonday Oscar WatchTuesday ParasiteWednesday DolittleThursday Birds of PreyFriday…. havent decided yet Yea thats how my weeks shaping up to be. Time for the Wednesday fix peoples. Dolittle which is on my hitlist for the year, but i’ve not heard its not all […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Parasite
It is time… at fucking laston Monday morning Parasite made history & became the first foreign language film to win best picture at the oscars, in an otherwise botting & predictable night for the awards (TAIKA WON THATS MADNESS) but yea 1917 which was […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Queen and Slim
Oh its a wednesday lets go to the cinema people, lets get one more film in before the Oscars on sunday, darn me for being busy & not seeing Parasite before the big day oh well. We got to the end of award season […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Richard Jewell
Time for film number 2 of 2 today, still doing it for award season. Lets get going peoples, the Rockwell needs me. Now big question is it weirder to be A) The only person in the cinema to watch a film orB) Only one […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Well hes the last one on my supporting actor list for 2020 award season, so lets see if Hanks still has the magic shall we. Time to see how beautiful this really is. Screen 8 when i got there a good 5 mins before […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club In the Name of Tom HanksMCU
Cinema Club… Captain Marvel…. What…. Was It Something I Said?
I’m so sorry that you keep getting this as a cinema club review. This time its not to check how good she is though, its because i fucking can & i need to here that accent again. I can basically write this cinema club […]
Cinema Club… Thor: Love and Thunder
Opening night, a day before the rest of the world, to watch Thor… yes please. I need this for my reward from today. I really really do. Bring on the madness of Taika. I am ready to get lost in the crazy rainbow. First […]
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Cinema Club… The Lion King
Time for the inner child to come out of me & go & see the live action version of The Lion King. The Lion King when it originally came out too many years ago always holds a special place with me. My sister had […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Cinema Club… SPECTRE
To quote Mr Hinx well actually I can’t I need a few words, and it’s not the word Shit either As you all know I bias towards Bond, he is the man but oh my good that was amazing Iv got to be really […]
2015 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Film 31:- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Spoilers I’m going to say this now so no one judge me or my review…THIS IS MY FAVOURITE HARRY POTTER BOOK & FILM there iv said it. I was so glad when i first saw the film & it took nearly a day to […]
2015 DVD Films Harry Potter
Film 30:- Factory Girl
Spoilers however I think I really am the only person in the world who has watched this film. I am also the person in the world who has watched this film the most. I brought it when i was 17, and doing photography/art at college, […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… A Simple Favour
Guess who back from Holibobs bitches…. Me hehe. Cinema Club has made a triumphant return to do one more film before we get to October, so lets do this. Now, noon on a thursday afternoon is a very odd time to see a film ( […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 29:- Tangled
Spoilers Happy 50th animated film Disney. Yes they have made 50 so decided to go back to their routes & tell a fairy tale in a sing along with a princess who is taken away from her parents. Based on Repunzel the story of […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- The Muppet Christmas Carol
Spoilers I remember being 6 years old watching this being petrified of the ghost of things yet to come. Sitting there crying & running out of the room. So as I hadn’t watched it in years & I had a morning off work before […]
Christmas Films Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Madagascar
Spoilers Sis I’m meant to be doing work from home, oh well who cares let’s put a film on in the back ground. So ankle update iv torn my Achilles or have tendinitis although you may all already know about this by now as […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 28:- Airplane
I have to say Spoiler but it a not really this film is older than me so no real spoilers Giggle omiter ago I’m going to put a few things I’m going to put down & then get back to later. I may just […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 27:- Insomnia
Spoilers! I purchased this film when Robin Williams died about a year ago. Iv never seen it so I was really looking forward to viewing this. Also it’s a Christopher Nolan film who is apparently the man who brought you momento… I need to […]
2015 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name of
Cinema Club… Glass
So my homework has been done time to go & see Glass, & see if its as awkward as all the critics say it is. After last night im properly looking forward to this now.4:55pm is the perfect film time for me on a […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… King of Thieves
The last film before i go on holiday… i know & my holiday spans quite a bit of time so my bad reviews will resume soon i promise. So off to the odeon one more time Friday night 5pm showings are the best no […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… BlackKklansman
today is the last £3 wednesday at the connought in worthing, very sad times. As of next wednesday it will be £3.50 wednesdays instead shame. & as this was the best way for me to see this film & save money it had to […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 26:- Man On A Ledge
Spoilers First of all apologies. Iv been away on holiday, I was going to post this review before I left & then when I went to do it, it deleted itself so my bad. So sorry for the lack of blogs, I’m now going […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 25:- Inglorious Basterds
Spoilers! My sister doesn’t get Tarantino & his film & his macarbness… Her loss. Oh he’s on fire in this one, yes it’s a long watch at nearly 2h30 but you know what I always feel like it’s a 90min film. Ok let’s discus […]
2015 DVD Films