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Cinema Club… Parasite
It is time… at fucking laston Monday morning Parasite made history & became the first foreign language film to win best picture at the oscars, in an otherwise botting & predictable night for the awards (TAIKA WON THATS MADNESS) but yea 1917 which was […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Queen and Slim
Oh its a wednesday lets go to the cinema people, lets get one more film in before the Oscars on sunday, darn me for being busy & not seeing Parasite before the big day oh well. We got to the end of award season […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Richard Jewell
Time for film number 2 of 2 today, still doing it for award season. Lets get going peoples, the Rockwell needs me. Now big question is it weirder to be A) The only person in the cinema to watch a film orB) Only one […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Well hes the last one on my supporting actor list for 2020 award season, so lets see if Hanks still has the magic shall we. Time to see how beautiful this really is. Screen 8 when i got there a good 5 mins before […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club In the Name of Tom Hanks
Film 145:- The Big Short
Spoilers No ones in. I can watch whatever the fuck i want. I am going to go for the Big Short, because why the hell not. I love the fact this is a serious film which is so complicated it has to explain everything […]
2019 DVD Films
Film 144:- Mad Max: Fury Road
Spoilers When you give dad a choice as to what he wants to watch… i was actually quite happy he picked this i had been looking forward to see if this really was as good as everyone had said it was & no we […]
2019 DVD Films
Movie Nights Juliet, Naked
Spoilers Time for the 2020 film quiz film watching to start. & we are starting with Simon the guy who runs it, favourite film of 2018. Juliet, Naked. Im really intrigued about this. Im not sure the rest of my lot are as excited […]
Film Quiz Movie Nights
Cinema Club… The Personal History of David Copperfield
Will January ever end… seriously its going on for what feels like a year, but cinema trips in between are helping. So Iannucci comedy should help sort this out if im honest, i am so up for this. Its going to be magical. Screen […]
2020 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Life of Brian
Spoilers Hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy… Terry Jones died this week & after the last legs tribute to him with always look on the bright side of life i thought fuck it, its time i sat down & watch Life […]
Netflix Sofa ViewerMCU
Cinema Club… Captain Marvel
This cinema club review is brought to you by immense excitement as its just been announced all over the internet that the man himself James Gunn is returning to Write Produce & Direct Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. Seriously i had literally just […]
Cinema Club… Onward
Time for Pixar to probably ruin my life again, like they always do. Cant wait. This is going to be a really emotional one, i can tell it is. I mean its not going to be Up or Paddington 2 but its going to […]
Disney
Film 12:- Aladdin
Do i Seriously have to put Spoiler down…. Right i was kind of dreading watching Aladdin if im honest. I haven’t seen it since the great Robin Williams passed away last summer. The man was a genius… a true legend in all respects. Its […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Bond
Film 248:- Diamonds are Forever
Spoilers I thought id seen this bond film, but turns out no i hadnt, i know im as shocked as you, so lets do this. Time for Diamonds are Forever & if you didnt even sing that in your mind you are lying to […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… King of Thieves
The last film before i go on holiday… i know & my holiday spans quite a bit of time so my bad reviews will resume soon i promise. So off to the odeon one more time Friday night 5pm showings are the best no […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… BlackKklansman
today is the last £3 wednesday at the connought in worthing, very sad times. As of next wednesday it will be £3.50 wednesdays instead shame. & as this was the best way for me to see this film & save money it had to […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 26:- Man On A Ledge
Spoilers First of all apologies. Iv been away on holiday, I was going to post this review before I left & then when I went to do it, it deleted itself so my bad. So sorry for the lack of blogs, I’m now going […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 25:- Inglorious Basterds
Spoilers! My sister doesn’t get Tarantino & his film & his macarbness… Her loss. Oh he’s on fire in this one, yes it’s a long watch at nearly 2h30 but you know what I always feel like it’s a 90min film. Ok let’s discus […]
2015 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Robin Hood (Disney animation)
Spoilers So it was a Sunday morning I was a bit hungover h no one else was In so I thought oh il watch Sidney film on demand.it was between this or princess h the frog which iv never seen. I wish I had […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer :- Fifty Shades of Grey
Spoilers Please don’t judge me, although I have judged myself. It was more of a curiosity if I’m honest… And of course to stare at Jamie Dornan, which is actually kinda the point really. Like the millions before me I read the books all […]
Sofa Viewer
Movie Nights Adventures in Babysitting
If this is posted before True Lies apologies. But its for movie quiz night so… Spoilers So this month for movie quiz we were struggling to all meet up to watch our home work & we were also struggling to actually get a hold […]
Film Quiz Movie Nights
Movie Nights Star Trek Beyond
Spoilershappy Christmas dad So dad didn’t go to see this in the cinema it was out while he & mama were cruising around Russia etc. So it made perfect sense to buy him this & the previous Star Trek on Blu ray for Christmas […]
Movie Nights
Cinema Club.. The Happytime Murders
Again double bubble day why see one film when two is so much fun right??? So i went for a walk had a snack then headed to the huge screen 5 for the happy time murders. A film that has had a lot of […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Ant Man
Here something iv never understood about my local independent cinema in Worthing… It’s sponsored my Vauxhall! Yes seriously. Surely that means it’s not independent? Oh well when you can take £2 beer into a movie it’s always good I guess.The Worthing Dome has a […]
2015 Cinema Club MCU
Film 24:- The Great Gatsby
Spoilers! Bad Luhrmann returns to what he does best… Killing Leonardo DiCaprio nope sorry that’s Scorsese, the other one, be utterly charming, nope being spoilt that’s the one. I have never read the book or seen any of the previous versions. So if I’m […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Searching…
Double bubble Monday’s Why do the odeon keep putting films I want to see on at like 6pm or 6:30 it’s a real pain so I have to make it worth my while & do two in a row every now & then. So today […]
2018 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer :- Unbreakable
SpoilersGod left this a bit late with it being the night before that i see Glass is when i watch Unbreakable but meh i got there. So lets do this shall we.Basically David Dunn (Bruce Willis) is the only survivor of a horrific train […]
Sofa Viewer