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Cinema Club… The Invisible Man
Back to back cinema day… whoop however today has been one hell of a shock for the film community today. Today is March 4th, pre sale for No Time To Die started on monday. We have had a family discussion to decide this weekend […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Dark Waters
Friday cinema whoop happiest of days. A trip to the odeon really is the best way to end your week. & its the Gruffalo too so it cant go to wrong can it. I got to screen 3 where there were two set of […]
2020 Cinema Club In the Name of Mark Ruffalo
Cinema Club… Emma.
friday film time whoop 4:45 is perfect for me on a friday all films on fridays should be at this time. it means a 2hour film is done by 7pm whats not to love.So lets go & see Emma. (seems weird to keep writing […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Sonic the Hedgehog
Once upon a time when i was 3 maybe 4 at a push, my pops had a Seag Megadrive with a few games on it. He purchased Sonic the Hedgehog to teach me how to play games & use strategy. I played it until […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… JoJo Rabbit by Oscar Award Winner Taika Waititi
JOJO RABBIT WON A FUCKING OSCAR! okay it wasnt best picture & didnt win me £8.50 but it did. It was best Adapted Screenplay for Taika Waititi. TAIKA WAITITI IS AN OSCAR WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am so stupidly proud of that man. I feel like […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club In the Name of Taika Waititi
Cinema Club… Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
Grab your baseball bats & Mallets for some Girl Power people. Margot Robbie is here to prove her point that she is the best person in the DCEU & that Harley still has pulling powers. I am so up for this madness & cant […]
2020 Cinema Club
Film 146:- Memento
Spoilers Nolan master class time. This is going to be so interesting to try & tell you what happens in this film, because honestly it is all over the place, but in the most Nolan way possible. Lets try this people at, at least […]
2019 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name of
Cinema Club… Dolittle
Sunday Robin HoodMonday Oscar WatchTuesday ParasiteWednesday DolittleThursday Birds of PreyFriday…. havent decided yet Yea thats how my weeks shaping up to be. Time for the Wednesday fix peoples. Dolittle which is on my hitlist for the year, but i’ve not heard its not all […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Parasite
It is time… at fucking laston Monday morning Parasite made history & became the first foreign language film to win best picture at the oscars, in an otherwise botting & predictable night for the awards (TAIKA WON THATS MADNESS) but yea 1917 which was […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema ClubMCU
Cinema Club… The Marvels
Its time & its been written off my angry men even before its been previewed, much like the first. So lets see if The Marvels can deliver. The last of my big 5 for the year as Dunes been delayed (but woohoo the strikes […]
Cinema Club… Romeo + Juliet
We all grow up knowing the story of Romeo & Juliet. If you dont i feel for you, because its one of the most reimagined & retold stories ever & other then the barred himself the greatest version of this is the Baz Lurman […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Elio
Here is Pixars effort for the year… sorry didnt hear you… what do you mean you didnt know this film existed due to disneys piss poor marketing for it. Urgh. I mean its almost like they are setting up the originals to fail to […]
2025 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 252:- For Your Eyes Only
Spoilers Bondathon is still going. I have memories of watching this as a child & not really understanding it after seeing some initial bond movies. So this one will be interesting to rewatch. Lets do this James. Lets start off with the song shall […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Johnny English Strikes Again
My Cinema is open once again yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. its been shut for 2 weeks but it had a soft opening on on thursday night & now its back up & running. So lets attempt to see Johnny English again. I’m not sure the message the […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Venom
& we give it back to you…. sorry wrong Tom Hardy Super Villain my bad. But you know I’m off to see Venom at last let’s see if he does give back. First of Odeon is still shut so I’d like to give a huge […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Elf
I have not lost the plot or gone mad. This is a Cinema Club Review for Elf in 2018. I know go mad & crazy i dont care. This is the first time ever where i am off to the cinema & i know […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… First Man
One Small Step For Man…. One Giant Leap For Film Kind…. Oh dont roll your eyes you were all expecting that to be the opening line of this review if you were expecting anything else i have seriously misjudged you. By now you’ve all read about […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Star is Born
Ra Ra Ahah aaaa RAMA MAMA Ma Gaga Oh lala, your stupid romance. put your paws up for Cinema Club Little Monsters. Time to get the oscars rolling & see who could win. Everyone know the story a little right youve all seen or […]
2018 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Night School
so lets salvage double bubble monday shall we. First film was so dire that i need a pay off right now & if i dont get one oh man, im going to be angry. Screen 1 had about 20 people in it id say […]
2018 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Simpson’s Movie
Spoilers Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does… and that’s your Film right there. The Simpson’s go even more global than they all ready were, by going on the big screen. & then not returning yes I know surprised that didn’t […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Princess and the Frog
Spoilers Thank god for sky disney on sunday morning, and the fact that it is on demand. Makes my lie ins so much more fun to then get to watch a classic film. Even though this one isnt so old. It kinda turns a […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Crazy Rich Asians
There’s been so much talk & buzz about this film I had to go & see it. You just can’t ignore the word of mouth. So it was time for double bubble Monday’s oh yea. Screen 7 id say was over half full which […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 33:- Kill Bill Volume 1 & Film 34:- Kill Bill Volume 2
Spoilers You aren’t missing out on a review btw Quentin Tarantino originally planed on this being 1 film, also I only have this on bluray someone gave me it for Xmas & the only machine that plays them is in the lounge so I […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 32:- Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Spoilers This is a good version of Sherlock, I saw this before the BBC version and… Unfortunately Robert Downey Jr is not Benedict Cumberbatch. Sorry but he’s not the cumberbatches Sherlock is the best. RDJ is a good sleuth, despite the fact that everynow […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 31:- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Spoilers I’m going to say this now so no one judge me or my review…THIS IS MY FAVOURITE HARRY POTTER BOOK & FILM there iv said it. I was so glad when i first saw the film & it took nearly a day to […]
2015 DVD Films Harry Potter
Film 30:- Factory Girl
Spoilers however I think I really am the only person in the world who has watched this film. I am also the person in the world who has watched this film the most. I brought it when i was 17, and doing photography/art at college, […]
2015 DVD Films