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Cinema Club… Military Wives
Monday film trip whoop whoop. If im honest i am not that bothered about this film. Im seeing it because its on at the right time, its a british feel good film & i can also pick up my ticket for Onward which i […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Downhill
Film two of the back to back films tonight. A quick panini & latte at costa & then into screen 7 in the basement, with their shiney new chairs for everyone. I do like them they are properly comfortable & do make you realise […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Invisible Man
Back to back cinema day… whoop however today has been one hell of a shock for the film community today. Today is March 4th, pre sale for No Time To Die started on monday. We have had a family discussion to decide this weekend […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Dark Waters
Friday cinema whoop happiest of days. A trip to the odeon really is the best way to end your week. & its the Gruffalo too so it cant go to wrong can it. I got to screen 3 where there were two set of […]
2020 Cinema Club In the Name of Mark Ruffalo
Cinema Club… Emma.
friday film time whoop 4:45 is perfect for me on a friday all films on fridays should be at this time. it means a 2hour film is done by 7pm whats not to love.So lets go & see Emma. (seems weird to keep writing […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Sonic the Hedgehog
Once upon a time when i was 3 maybe 4 at a push, my pops had a Seag Megadrive with a few games on it. He purchased Sonic the Hedgehog to teach me how to play games & use strategy. I played it until […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… JoJo Rabbit by Oscar Award Winner Taika Waititi
JOJO RABBIT WON A FUCKING OSCAR! okay it wasnt best picture & didnt win me £8.50 but it did. It was best Adapted Screenplay for Taika Waititi. TAIKA WAITITI IS AN OSCAR WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am so stupidly proud of that man. I feel like […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club In the Name of Taika Waititi
Cinema Club… Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
Grab your baseball bats & Mallets for some Girl Power people. Margot Robbie is here to prove her point that she is the best person in the DCEU & that Harley still has pulling powers. I am so up for this madness & cant […]
2020 Cinema Club
Film 146:- Memento
Spoilers Nolan master class time. This is going to be so interesting to try & tell you what happens in this film, because honestly it is all over the place, but in the most Nolan way possible. Lets try this people at, at least […]
2019 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name ofMCU
Cinema Club… Black Panther
Oh it’s been so long since the last marvel film hasn’t it. A whole 4 months i think. Best get back into the swing of them ready for the finally of the infinity wars, gauntlet whatever we are up to. Its a nice way to […]
Cinema Club… Coco
Oh the run to the cinema to work on a Friday, at 4:30. This Disney film had better be worth it.Were nearly at the end of January the most difficult & busiest month of the year nearly there nearly there we can do this. So […]
Disney
Film 49:- Pirates of the Caribbean… The Curse of the Black Pearl
Spoilers Yoho yoho a pirates life for me. Step forward what should have been the best stand alone film ever made, until they did sequels (youtube Mark Kermodes review of number 3) an original story based on a theme park ride… Yea I know […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Bond
Film 262:- No Time To Die
Spoilers (& i mean spoilers if you have not watched no time to die, please go away & then come back) & we made it to the end of the James Bond Marathon… Ahhhhhhhh & its time for No Time To Die. The finale, […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Bad Times at the El Royale
Time to go see a monday film peoples oh yeah. Welcome to the El Royale let’s see what it has to offer. My odeon as you all know is open again, & now I’m hoping to play catch up with the films I’ve missed. […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Beautiful Boy
Back to back films again tonight. Stop putting films on at the wrong time peoples (Odeon) its a right pain it really is. But you know it still good fun.Today was all about collecting the films that would be up for oscars…. yea that […]
2019 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Aristocats
Spoilers Mama Mama, & when I said this at 11:30pm my mum woke up from her sleep & went what’s up. Proof it works, my sister yells this usually but she is out. I started writing this review nearly a month ago & still havent finished […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Bad Education Movie
Oh yes people all those years ago when i went and saw little unknown Jack Whitehall for £15 at the Comedy Festival & it was the first night he had sold a show out, and none of you wanted to go… Well It was hysterical. You don’t need to […]
2015 Cinema Club
Film 36:- Lara Croft Tomb Raider
Spoilers! As I can never be James Bond (as Jane Bond is a stupid idea I should be shot just for mentioning it) I have to settle for one day playing Lara Croft… Not that this is a bad thing she does kick arse. […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 35:- The World Is Not Enough
Spoilers I chose to watch this bond as my sister didn’t want to watch anything to complicated, or anything Bourne, or anything Marvel… so i picked this and turns out she hadn’t seen most of the film before…just the last 20mins news to me. […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Johnny English Strikes Again
My Cinema is open once again yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. its been shut for 2 weeks but it had a soft opening on on thursday night & now its back up & running. So lets attempt to see Johnny English again. I’m not sure the message the […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Venom
& we give it back to you…. sorry wrong Tom Hardy Super Villain my bad. But you know I’m off to see Venom at last let’s see if he does give back. First of Odeon is still shut so I’d like to give a huge […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Elf
I have not lost the plot or gone mad. This is a Cinema Club Review for Elf in 2018. I know go mad & crazy i dont care. This is the first time ever where i am off to the cinema & i know […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… First Man
One Small Step For Man…. One Giant Leap For Film Kind…. Oh dont roll your eyes you were all expecting that to be the opening line of this review if you were expecting anything else i have seriously misjudged you. By now you’ve all read about […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Star is Born
Ra Ra Ahah aaaa RAMA MAMA Ma Gaga Oh lala, your stupid romance. put your paws up for Cinema Club Little Monsters. Time to get the oscars rolling & see who could win. Everyone know the story a little right youve all seen or […]
2018 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Night School
so lets salvage double bubble monday shall we. First film was so dire that i need a pay off right now & if i dont get one oh man, im going to be angry. Screen 1 had about 20 people in it id say […]
2018 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Simpson’s Movie
Spoilers Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does… and that’s your Film right there. The Simpson’s go even more global than they all ready were, by going on the big screen. & then not returning yes I know surprised that didn’t […]
Sofa Viewer