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The Year of Film 2020…?
but was it…. Welcome to the 2020 Cinema Club awards… & that feels really weird to say out loud. We were going to go hard or go home this year & attempt the 100 film cinema club. We were going to be spoiled for […]
2010's 2020 2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner General Notes The Charts
Sofa Viewer:- The Midnight Sky
New film content over christmas, while in tier four where you cant go out to the cinema even though there are 3 films i want to see this week. So yes i cant wait to see this. So i am going to do this […]
Its the End of the World as we Know It Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Spoilers… Very Nice… Like actual spoilers dont expect this to be like Cinema Club Reviews (what are those?) Yes i did copy & paste the film title from online im not writing all of that out. Sorry im late to the Borat 2 party, […]
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Sofa Viewer:- George of the Jungle
Spoilers Ive got a few days off im not tired & i cant go to bed after playing Black Mirror Bandasnatch, no way pepe. So lets go through disney plus see what theyve got, now ive finished Goldblum… oh my god George of the […]
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Sofa Viewer:- The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
Spoilers My Disney Plus runs out in a month, so i need to get viewing. Im planning Hamilton for Christmas day Soul for boxing day & then getting rid until Loki is on. So ive got some watching, so why not watch this, ive […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Film 163:- Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Spoilers All sport is off this weekend, we still arent in lock down but there is no football league now as well as the prem & im not going to watch the 2012 Olympics rerun quite yet. So im going nostalgic & to a […]
2020 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Arthur Christmas
Spoilers Its December so bring on the christmas films… & heres one ive never properly seen before. Whenever ive seen it i’ve been at someone elses house or its been put on for kids so you dont sit down with them to watch it […]
Christmas Films Netflix Sofa Viewer
Merry Christmas Everyone 2020
My lovely film peoples of the internet how are we all… no seriously are you all okay… thats a genuine questions, i do really care for every single one of you. 2020 was meant to be our year wasnt it, we were all going […]
Christmas Films End of Year News Letter General Notes
Sofa Viewer:- John Wick
Spoilers Ive seen John Wick 3, 3 times & ive seen 2 at least 75% of it anyhow, but never seen 1. Never. I mean i know the dog dies to set him off, but is it really a dead dog thats the trigger. […]
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Cinema Club… Deadpool & Wolverine
It is time. Its the only MCU film this year, so this is going to be carnage. The press for this has been off the scale, so its time, to see if this really does live up to the hype. LFG! 6:30 showing on […]
Cinema Club… The Snowman
This has looked gripping for ages & ages I’m so looking forward to this the trailer looks cool the posters look cool sign me up… Then in came the rotten tomatoes reviews 28% hmmmm usually I try to ignore the tomatoes until I see […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
Time for some disney magic. Lets go to a film which probably should of been made a lot nearer to the original than it has been. A bit of Ange as Maleficent. I mean what could go wrong. The first was so dark & […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
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Film 50:- Skyfall
Spoilers Let the Skyfall… When we stand tall… Apple Crumble… I hate frickin Adele I can’t stand her singing voice. Whenever she talks she’s amazing & hysterical but she starts singing she can do one… & the fact she sings the song for Skyfall […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Inside Out
Spoilers Pixar turn you into yet a blubbering mess yet again, this time you feel sorry for your own emotions when it comes to inside out. Little-un Popcorn has been going on about me watching this for ages upon ages, so i finally did […]
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Cinema Club… The Huntsman: Winters War
Going to a film at Friday at 5pm on the last day of the Easter hols I must be mad. Turns out it wasn’t unless everyone had already seen the film this week or was watching it in 3D (pointless) cinema was only a […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 72:- The Naked Gun 21/2 The Smell of Fear
Spoilers? Seriously you all know this by now I have a new issue with this film before we get into it & it’s one iv made. We’ve been watching the people v Oj on tv so when Oj turned up in the film I […]
2016 DVD Films
Film 71:- Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Spoilers not that I think anyone’s watched this in donkeys years or ever even So Robin Williams is back as the genie & that’s about it (god bless him) one of the most random story’s ever & stupidest plots. But as a 6 year […]
2016 Disney DVD Films
Cinema Club… Eddie the Eagle
Family Easter trip… even tho the youngest of us is 22. But no the conought in Worthing for £4 Sunday saver was graced by our presence. Along with about 100 other people. Another trailer for the Howard from big bang theory playing the piano […]
2016 Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner
Cinema Club… Green Book
Double Bubble Back to Back Cinema Clubs are becoming more of a thing at the moment, which is a shame really. 1) no time to put up the last review before seeing the next film. 2) Odeon not putting films on at a half […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 70:- The Incredible Hulk
Spoilers Don’t make him angry you won’t like it when he’s angry. The MCU starts to take formation with the incredible Hulk. It’s not one of their best films but it’s starts to put everything in motion. Also it’s an origins story without being […]
2016 DVD Films MCU
Film 69:- The Hunger Games
Spoilers Welcome welcome happy hunger games and may the odds be ever in your favor… and the rest is history. Imagine if 4 years ago no-one goes to watch the first film… just think about that for a second… yes it’s not worth thinking […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Hail! Caesar
Once again Odeon limitless is being very handy. Iv now just got to convince everyone else I know to get one too. Wednesday afternoon iv got a cold or hayfever or both & it’s a mental week at work who decided to put end […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 68:- Olympus has Fallen
Spoilers If your only going to watch one Film about the white house being destroyed & the president be threatened from 2012 this is the one. Before we properly start I’m just going to say I saw this well before London has fallen but re […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club… London Has Fallen
GEERRRAAAARRRRRDDDDD BBBBBBUUUUUUTTTTTTTLLLLLEEEEERRRRR This review will probably be written before I complete the Olympus has fallen review. But I want to post it in the correct order so apologies for the delay. As far as action sequels go it was good. We’re not talking horrendous […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 67:- Jumper
Spoilers The story & Film that could have done & been so much more than it was. It had so much potential but just wasn’t well received. For those who haven’t seen it quick synopsis. David Rice nearly drowns & ends up teleporting to […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club.. How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Confession time before we start this review, which is late my bad. But i have never seen or read any of these, so this review may not be the best thing for you so apologies if you go to the cinema based on my […]
2019 Cinema Club