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Cinema Club… Thelma
Trying to think when i last went to my local cinema to see something, i think it was love lies bleeding, but here i am today for the 6pm showing of Thelma, which ive seen the trailer for one & a few people on […]
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Cinema Club… The Sixth Sense
1999 season is in full swing, & im afraid to say this is the only official film ive seen from it. My bad. But i wanted to feel the sound & eeriness of it all. So lets do this. So my row was empty. […]
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Cinema Club… Deadpool & Wolverine
It is time. Its the only MCU film this year, so this is going to be carnage. The press for this has been off the scale, so its time, to see if this really does live up to the hype. LFG! 6:30 showing on […]
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Cinema Club… Despicable Me 4
Im a week late, but this was my preferred time to see this also in theory less screaming kids than opening weekend. Yep time to see what Gru & those minions are up to in Despicable Me 4. Hopefully this is fun. I still […]
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Cinema Club… Twisters
I for some reason have been hyped for this for a little while. Im not sure why but i am. & ive never seen the original either (except the flying cow) so yea, im hoping this lives up to the hype & at least […]
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Cinema Club… Fly Me To The Moon
Try not to sing it… see its hard isnt it. But its time to see Fly Me To The Moon… What youve never heard of it either… thats because Apple studios dont care if you watch their films at the cinema. Ive only seen […]
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Cinema Club… Longlegs
Its Friday then… Woohoo, time for a quick turn around to get to the cinema after work. Im not sure why i went to work today i should have taken the rest of the week off oh well. Lets go see the new horror […]
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Cinema Club… Unicorns
I didnt know this film existed until Pride Season was on, so cheers cinema for advertising this. Today is actually a say off for me & the british summer time means rain rain rain, so ive seaked shelter in the cinema & this is […]
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Cinema Club… MAXXXINE
Can i find the film X anywhere to watch at all… Nope. Have i been trying for the last 6 weeks to find it…yes. I have now watched Pearl though so a quick cheats guide means i am at the cinema at 5:40 on […]
2024 Cinema ClubMCU
Film 230:- Spider-man Homecoming
Spoilers As much as this follows on from recent MCU review, ive watched a few DVD films since the last MCU review plus 4 MCU films in the gap. So here we are weve got to homecoming, which i think i watched with my […]
Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can… etc. Spidy time people yay. The last film of phase three, after this we have no clue where the MCU is off to next, were going down a jump hole not knowing where the clicks are taking […]
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Film 52:- Hercules
Spoilers Time for another tweet along notice plot hole as the film goes review. Always tends to be Disney films really. Maybe as it is because i now appreciate them more as an adult. Anyhow me and Hades got some badabu to do. But first huge point. […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
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The Year in Film 2023
Welcome to the 2023 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… We did it. Cinema club 2023 is closed & the year of film is over, yes it is. We did things film wise that we never thought wed do. We got 8 away from joining […]
2020's 2023 2023 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner JAMES BOND 007 Secret Screening Sofa Viewer The Charts Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… The Marvels
Its time & its been written off my angry men even before its been previewed, much like the first. So lets see if The Marvels can deliver. The last of my big 5 for the year as Dunes been delayed (but woohoo the strikes […]
2023 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Saltburn
This is what advance previews are really for. Films like this. Ive watched the trailer countless times on youtube or in the cinema & im still not entirely sure what its going to be about. So im intrigued. That is good marketing for you. […]
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Cinema Club…Bottoms
Letterboxd have been on about this for ages. Its constantly popping up in my you should watch list so here i am on Monday night. Trip 1 of 3 in 5 days this week (just like the good old glory days) for Bottoms. Everythign […]
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Cinema Club… Killers of the Flower Moon
Attempt two to try & watch this. After last sunday with it being cancelled due to technical issues, this was now my only time i could watch this film. Otherwise i have to get apple TV dont i. But no my cinema card is […]
2023 Cinema Club In the Name of Leonardo Di Caprio
Cinema Club… Cat Person
ooooh advanced previews i missed you so much, thank god i can go to you again. Yes its time for Cat Person, which from the trailer i saw a few weeks ago looks hilarious so this should be a lot of fun for sure. […]
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Cinema Club… Trolls Band Together
Its time for the 3h30min marathon of Killers of the Flower Moon this is going to be…woooooooooo i hear you say… this reads Trolls Band Together… hmmm Sunday 22nd October 8:45 alarmPedro Pascal surprise SNL PanicQuick showerDrive to the marinaAvoid car boot saleget to […]
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Merry Christmas 2023
BestiesTime for the usual interruption in reviewing for my annual newsletter to you all. Yes. Its that time of year again.2023 was interesting to say least it really really was. So lets try & cover it all shall we. Lets start off with me, […]
2023 Christmas Films Cinema Club End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner
Cinema Club… Sumotherhood
This seems to be cineworld jewel in the crown atm. Its their new unlimited advert & is being touted about. & its an Adam Deacon parody film, so this should be a lot of fun. I am so looking forward to this carnage. It […]
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Cinema Club… The Miracle Club…
why my cineworld isnt showing this i have no idea. They’ve advertised it too, but im already half way to crawley to see my sister, so this on a saturday at 12:50 is perfect for me. A bit of shopping first & then some […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Drive
Spoilers This has been on my watch list for a while it really has & tonight was the night. I had an evening free with time to concentrate & i just thought this was the time to do it. So here i am on […]
Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Taylor Swift… The Eras Tour
Time for some girl math. Eras tour tickets (which my sister & i failed at getting) would have cost us minimum £300. without travel or merch. Eras tourn cinema trip £20 each. I brought the popcorn (& i got my Swiftie bucket from another […]
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Film 240:- Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Spoilers Its time. Its bank holiday monday night & i just want to laugh at something & not concentrate on a tv show. Ive just completed thrones season 5 so i do need something very chill. Its time for Anchorman. The best comedy film […]
2022 DVD Films Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… The Old Oak
i love me some proper british cinema. I really do. Especially political ones. It really a fuck you to the government. & this new Ken Loach film, i think is going to hit all the right notes for sure. So lets go see this […]
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