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Cinema Club… Hundreds of Beavers
Its very rare i got to a film based off one review i read from a film festival. I stumbled across it on Twitter where it said if you dont ache from laughing at this film, youve not laughed enough. & from that moment […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… I Saw The TV Glow
I have a physical ticket for this one ekkkkkkkk. I know hehe so cool. This all ive heard about is good things & that its one of the most perfect films of the year, but literally the only place showing this is my local […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Thelma
Trying to think when i last went to my local cinema to see something, i think it was love lies bleeding, but here i am today for the 6pm showing of Thelma, which ive seen the trailer for one & a few people on […]
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Cinema Club… The Sixth Sense
1999 season is in full swing, & im afraid to say this is the only official film ive seen from it. My bad. But i wanted to feel the sound & eeriness of it all. So lets do this. So my row was empty. […]
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Cinema Club… Deadpool & Wolverine
It is time. Its the only MCU film this year, so this is going to be carnage. The press for this has been off the scale, so its time, to see if this really does live up to the hype. LFG! 6:30 showing on […]
2024 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Despicable Me 4
Im a week late, but this was my preferred time to see this also in theory less screaming kids than opening weekend. Yep time to see what Gru & those minions are up to in Despicable Me 4. Hopefully this is fun. I still […]
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Cinema Club… Twisters
I for some reason have been hyped for this for a little while. Im not sure why but i am. & ive never seen the original either (except the flying cow) so yea, im hoping this lives up to the hype & at least […]
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Cinema Club… Fly Me To The Moon
Try not to sing it… see its hard isnt it. But its time to see Fly Me To The Moon… What youve never heard of it either… thats because Apple studios dont care if you watch their films at the cinema. Ive only seen […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Longlegs
Its Friday then… Woohoo, time for a quick turn around to get to the cinema after work. Im not sure why i went to work today i should have taken the rest of the week off oh well. Lets go see the new horror […]
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Cinema Club… Ant-man & the Wasp
America got this 6 weeks ago & somehow iv managed to avoid spoilers have no idea how but I have so yay good for me. Time to go to the mcu to see what’s left (can we talk about infinity wars properly yet people?). […]
Cinema Club… The Holdovers
Its time to see if this is as classy as everyone says this is. According to some people this should be the film that challenges Oppenheimer at the oscars this year. ITs been out in America since November like the very start of it […]
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Sofa Viewer:- The Aristocats
Spoilers Mama Mama, & when I said this at 11:30pm my mum woke up from her sleep & went what’s up. Proof it works, my sister yells this usually but she is out. I started writing this review nearly a month ago & still havent finished […]
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Bond
SAVE CINEMA SAVE THE ARTS SAVE FILMS!!!!!
I should not start typing this now at 1:30am but by hell, if i start off with my anger now, just to get this out of my system before i go to sleep, after what ive just read, on 4 October, then i need […]
2020 Cinema Club General Notes JAMES BOND 007
Merry Christmas 2023
BestiesTime for the usual interruption in reviewing for my annual newsletter to you all. Yes. Its that time of year again.2023 was interesting to say least it really really was. So lets try & cover it all shall we. Lets start off with me, […]
2023 Christmas Films Cinema Club End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner
Cinema Club… Sumotherhood
This seems to be cineworld jewel in the crown atm. Its their new unlimited advert & is being touted about. & its an Adam Deacon parody film, so this should be a lot of fun. I am so looking forward to this carnage. It […]
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Cinema Club… The Miracle Club…
why my cineworld isnt showing this i have no idea. They’ve advertised it too, but im already half way to crawley to see my sister, so this on a saturday at 12:50 is perfect for me. A bit of shopping first & then some […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Drive
Spoilers This has been on my watch list for a while it really has & tonight was the night. I had an evening free with time to concentrate & i just thought this was the time to do it. So here i am on […]
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Cinema Club… Taylor Swift… The Eras Tour
Time for some girl math. Eras tour tickets (which my sister & i failed at getting) would have cost us minimum £300. without travel or merch. Eras tourn cinema trip £20 each. I brought the popcorn (& i got my Swiftie bucket from another […]
2023 Cinema Club
Film 240:- Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Spoilers Its time. Its bank holiday monday night & i just want to laugh at something & not concentrate on a tv show. Ive just completed thrones season 5 so i do need something very chill. Its time for Anchorman. The best comedy film […]
2022 DVD Films Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… The Old Oak
i love me some proper british cinema. I really do. Especially political ones. It really a fuck you to the government. & this new Ken Loach film, i think is going to hit all the right notes for sure. So lets go see this […]
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Cinema Club… The Great Escaper
Today was my last day at work. Friday 6 October. I start my new job on monday. Its a side ways step but it needs to be done. So im at the cinema straight afterwards, a mcflurry in hand off to see the new […]
2023 Cinema Club films made down here mate
Cinema Club… The Creator (in Screen X)
So were back for round 2 this time, but in screen X, especially as i know that its going to be worth it. I want to see if knowing what happens i have the same response to it or weather i was just so […]
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Cinema Club… Secret Screening 27.09.2023
Time for the 4th Secret Screening of the year so far. Joy Ride, Talk to Me & Scrapper are what i have watched so far, so im really interested as to what we are going to get tonight. Hehe bring on the mystery. However […]
2023 Cinema Club Secret Screening
Cinema Club… Strange Way of Life
If you know me & you have been here a while, you will know i write a hit list every year of 32 films (thats the number now) that i want to see at the cinema. If i watch all those 32 film & […]
2023 Cinema Club In the Name of Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… A Haunting In Venice
Sir Ken is back again, more Poirot, more deaths. Happy days. This is a good Wednesday treat for sure hehe. Lets enjoy this & have a lot of fun & try not to hide behind the chair at the cinema. A half full cinema […]
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Cinema Club… Dumb Money
Advanced preview time. Yay. Getting back into the swing of these before i can properly start watching films like this again. Hehe. Yep the job move being back home means a lots more advanced preview will be watched which i am super happy about. […]
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