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Merry Christmas 2024
Peoples, how are we? How was 2024? I hope its been epic or chill. Whatever its been i hope you have enjoyed it.Yep its once again time for me to have a quick break from review writing to post my Christmas 2024 news letter […]
2024 Christmas Films Cinema Club End of Year News Letter General Notes
Cinema Club.. Piece By Piece
Advanced preview time, i bloody love these. Todays offering is piece by piece. The lego biopic of Pharrell. Lets see what all the fuss is about shall we cos the trailers have looked weird. A room full of millennials. Well not full maybe about […]
2024 Cinema Club
CINEMA CLUB… SMALL THINGS LIKE THESE (THIS IS NUMBER 100)
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS CINEMA TRIP 100 OF 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM GONNA CRY.Seriously i know this has been a mission & i know doing this has delayed a lot of review writing but damn it im so fucking proud & to complete it on November 2nd […]
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Cinema Club… Heretic
& then there was 1… This is film 99 of 100! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I know im shocked too. We are well ahead. & what a better way to celebrate it than having it the day after my birthday as apart of the Hugh Grant Renaissance. […]
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Cinema Club… Juror #2
Advanced Preview time. A film ive actively avoided. I saw one trailer & was like i dont want to know about this at all, i want to go in as blind as possible. Also this is supposedly the last Clint directed film, so lets […]
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Cinema Club… Venom: The Last Dance
Time for the franchise i think 2024 forgot was happening until like 5 days before the film came out. Yep time for Tom Hardys last outing as our anti hero Venom. Thing are going to get bitey. Waffle time…Dont worry there is a reason […]
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Cinema Club… The Wild Robot
My sister messaged me when this came out in america & said have you seen this yet when she knew who was in it & i said no we dont get it for another month & she went bollocks i want to know if […]
2024 Cinema Club In the Name of Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… The Apprentice
I love me an advanced preview. I really do. Yes this is only 12hs ahead but still, its still before everyone else & its going to give me a lot of ammunition for my Trump impression, i hope. I mean that debate the other […]
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Cinema Club… Gladiator
If you have been here long enough you will know how i feel about the first Gladiator film. That i believe this to be the reason i am a film buff. You also if you really know me, know i think our man (Pedro) […]
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Cinema Club… Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Urgh!!! two weeks ago was the last time i was sat in a cinema chair Urgh too long ago, but im back & im ready for the MCU & its new hero Shang-Chi (which i am sorry that i will probably never be able […]
Cinema Club… X-Men: Dark Phoenix
Time to hit up the cinema again, to say goodbye to some much loved characters again & have provided us with so much joy & hope over the years. Yep time to say goodbye to the xmen (until they join the MCU in about […]
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Sofa Viewer :- The Jungle Book
Oh Chanel 4 have now started to compete with C5 for Sunday random films. Today is the Jungle Book Oberdido i wanna be like you Those Wolves would have never accepted Mowgli surely forget the mothers maternal instinct he would have been ripped limb from limb […]
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Bond
Film 108:- A View To A Kill
Spoilers Today May 23rd 2017 the legend that was Sir Roger Moore died aged 89 of cancer, a truely sad day made even sadder by this news. So it’s time to watch a View to a Kill. His best performance as Bond but not […]
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Film 245:- The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Spoilers Happy birthday to me. Yep im 33 today. Its been a weird year but to all the newbies now here who have sent me love today i adore you all (not that you will read this for ages). So ive been thinking long […]
2022 DVD Films In the Name of Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… Anatomy of a Fall
This is it. Its the Friday before the oscars & once i have seen this i will have seen all 10 of this years best picture nominees, all the actors & actresses & the directors. So i will be valid so this is bloody […]
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Film 244:- Men In Black
Spoilers Im loving my trips back to the 90s at the moment i really am & today (& after taking almost 50mins to pick a film) ive gone for comfort of Men In Black. Something which in the 90s when we had a really […]
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Cinema Club… The Persian Version
Advanced screening time. I mean its this or watch Dune 2 again (saving that for Imax in a few weeks time) so i am looking forward to this. The trailer seems rather funny & cool, this should be a good comedy. There’s a lot […]
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My A to Z of Physical Media
So there’s been a lot of talk about how physical media being important. & there have been a few instances recently where ive searched for something on a streaming service & its suddenly disappeared or isnt there & ive had to go through all […]
2023 2024 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name of Leonardo Di Caprio Mark Ruffalo Matt Damon Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… Dune Part 2
Here we go the number 1 pick of 2024. Think this might be the earliest a number 1 pick has come out in the cinema for me, so lets see is it worth the hype & the wait from 3rd November to 1st March. […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Blade Runner 2049
Do not adjust your screen. Yes this says cinema club 2024, not 2017. Cineworld are doing a scifi season & ive never seen this. Mainly because it was only a few years ago i saw the first one for the first time so it […]
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Cinema Club… Madame Web
Let the chaos ensue… This cant be worse than Morbius can it… surely not… i mean i know im not Dakotas biggest fan but it cant be that crap right. So here we go, lets go see this & hope its passable & it […]
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Cinema Club…Wicked Little Letters
time for another advanced preview, im sure Cineworld must be like oooh shes back again urgh. But hey you do the advanced previews, its your own fault. It was half full which was good to see. I was one of the younger people in […]
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Cinema Club… Bob Marley:One Love
Cinema time again peoples. Yes it is. Im not the biggest Bob fan but this has been hyped & promoted for ages upon ages so im looking forward to seeing how this compares to the other music biopics we have got in the last […]
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Cinema Club… The Iron Claw
I know my wrestling trust me. I could have seen this as an advanced preview as well, but didnt i think 5 trips in 5 days was too many, so here i am at 16:50 a normal cinema time for other people on a […]
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Cinema Club… Migration
This really is the glory days of years passed, 3 film trips in 3 days. The old Emile is back peoples ( although god knows when you will get the reviews). But here i am 6pm on a thursday for a kids film which […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Rustin
Spoilers (although not really) As well as attempting the 100 cinema club trip this year we are aiming to get all the Oscar films too, including all the actors too, so here i am watching Rustin on Netflix, to get Colman Domingo ticked off […]
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