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Cinema Club… Paddington in Peru (the revisit)
So ive left the cinema, ive got in my car ive driven the long way out of the car park, around the block then gone back in the other entrance & parked again. All to make sure i technically dont get a £50 fine […]
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Cinema Club… Red One
Time for this years festive offering. Its time for Red One. The film about Santa going missing staring The Rock & Chris Evans. Ive not seen the best critic response so hopefully its still fun. This is actually kind of cool. Today im doing […]
2024 Cinema Club In the Name of The Rock
Cinema Club… Conclave
Time for an advanced preview, once again. Time for Conclave. Think the rest of the world got this 3 weeks ago but im now seeing it a full 3 weeks before its actually out which is nice. Maybe this review will be posted before […]
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Cinema Club… Paddington In Peru
Its TimeTime for our favourite little bear to return to the big screen & its kind of already to set up to fail as the second film is beloved by all (& Javi G) but i have faith little Paddington. You can do this. […]
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Cinema Club… Anora
Ladies & Gents Awards Season 2024/25 is here. Yes this is the start. I considered not going to this tonight as i was very tired & then i saw its not on next week anywhere so here i am ready to watch Anora, Canes […]
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Merry Christmas 2024
Peoples, how are we? How was 2024? I hope its been epic or chill. Whatever its been i hope you have enjoyed it.Yep its once again time for me to have a quick break from review writing to post my Christmas 2024 news letter […]
2024 Christmas Films Cinema Club End of Year News Letter General Notes
Cinema Club.. Piece By Piece
Advanced preview time, i bloody love these. Todays offering is piece by piece. The lego biopic of Pharrell. Lets see what all the fuss is about shall we cos the trailers have looked weird. A room full of millennials. Well not full maybe about […]
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CINEMA CLUB… SMALL THINGS LIKE THESE (THIS IS NUMBER 100)
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS CINEMA TRIP 100 OF 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM GONNA CRY.Seriously i know this has been a mission & i know doing this has delayed a lot of review writing but damn it im so fucking proud & to complete it on November 2nd […]
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Cinema Club… Heretic
& then there was 1… This is film 99 of 100! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I know im shocked too. We are well ahead. & what a better way to celebrate it than having it the day after my birthday as apart of the Hugh Grant Renaissance. […]
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Cinema Club… Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
Who decided to go to the cinema at 10:40am on a sunday morning, me thats who. Why why did i decide that. Well to see Ant Man in screen X without hundreds of people. Yes i did completely forget this was out, my bad […]
Cinema Club… Red Rocket
So you can only basically see Batman this week still, nothing else is really out other than Red Rocket which is on my Wishlist & is on at like 10 cinema in the country. Luckily for me & my Wishlist its at one of […]
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Film 49:- Pirates of the Caribbean… The Curse of the Black Pearl
Spoilers Yoho yoho a pirates life for me. Step forward what should have been the best stand alone film ever made, until they did sequels (youtube Mark Kermodes review of number 3) an original story based on a theme park ride… Yea I know […]
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Film 50:- Skyfall
Spoilers Let the Skyfall… When we stand tall… Apple Crumble… I hate frickin Adele I can’t stand her singing voice. Whenever she talks she’s amazing & hysterical but she starts singing she can do one… & the fact she sings the song for Skyfall […]
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Cinema Club… Imaginary
how many horror films am i doing at the moment? Its too many. But i know theres going to be more to come as well, so yea this is the next one, imaginary. Ive seen the trailer a few times, looks like it has […]
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Cinema Club… Perfect Days
Time to be a little bit cultured at the cinema i think. Weve done horror & massive blockbusters recently so i think its time to see something that won at Canes… so today we are going to the local cinema to see Perfect Days. […]
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Cinema Club… Immaculate
Me at a horror movie advanced preview at 8pm on a saturday… what the hell am i doing, well it fit in with me so thats why, & im secretly looking forward to this (dont tell anyone) because Sydney is the vibe right now […]
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Cinema Club… Drive Away Dolls
Its time… 5 weeks america have had this before us, but now we get to watch it. Yes on the day they get it on streaming we get it in the cinema. It is time for Drive Away Dolls. A film id have seen, […]
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Cinema Club… Monster
Its the day after the 2024 oscars, let the race for the 2025 winner (cough dune 2 v gladiator 2 battle) begin. That also then means its time for another advanced screening. This time for Monster, a Japanese film ive seen the trailer for […]
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Film 245:- The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Spoilers Happy birthday to me. Yep im 33 today. Its been a weird year but to all the newbies now here who have sent me love today i adore you all (not that you will read this for ages). So ive been thinking long […]
2022 DVD Films In the Name of Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… Anatomy of a Fall
This is it. Its the Friday before the oscars & once i have seen this i will have seen all 10 of this years best picture nominees, all the actors & actresses & the directors. So i will be valid so this is bloody […]
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Film 244:- Men In Black
Spoilers Im loving my trips back to the 90s at the moment i really am & today (& after taking almost 50mins to pick a film) ive gone for comfort of Men In Black. Something which in the 90s when we had a really […]
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Cinema Club… The Persian Version
Advanced screening time. I mean its this or watch Dune 2 again (saving that for Imax in a few weeks time) so i am looking forward to this. The trailer seems rather funny & cool, this should be a good comedy. There’s a lot […]
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My A to Z of Physical Media
So there’s been a lot of talk about how physical media being important. & there have been a few instances recently where ive searched for something on a streaming service & its suddenly disappeared or isnt there & ive had to go through all […]
2023 2024 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name of Leonardo Di Caprio Mark Ruffalo Matt Damon Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… Dune Part 2
Here we go the number 1 pick of 2024. Think this might be the earliest a number 1 pick has come out in the cinema for me, so lets see is it worth the hype & the wait from 3rd November to 1st March. […]
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Cinema Club… Blade Runner 2049
Do not adjust your screen. Yes this says cinema club 2024, not 2017. Cineworld are doing a scifi season & ive never seen this. Mainly because it was only a few years ago i saw the first one for the first time so it […]
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Cinema Club… Madame Web
Let the chaos ensue… This cant be worse than Morbius can it… surely not… i mean i know im not Dakotas biggest fan but it cant be that crap right. So here we go, lets go see this & hope its passable & it […]
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