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Cinema Club… Wish
Happy Birthday to the evil house of mouse… oh sorry i mean the wonderful disney studios. This has been spoken about for ages as the perfect birthday gift. So i am waiting to see what diseny deliver for there centenary, because so far its […]
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Cinema Club… Napoleon
So im just randomly sitting at home one evening & my dad txts me & says “im interested in seeing Napoleon… are you gonna go?” Of course i am… so here we are in screen 1 of the cinema on the thursday night watching […]
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Cinema Club… The Hunger Games: The Ballard of Songbirds & Snakes
Its been along time coming but we are here. The first spin off. Im going back to district 12 & the capitol. Bring on the new hunger games film. This is going to be insane, as i literally finished the book like a week […]
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Cinema Club… Thanksgiving
its that time of year, the festive theme film thats actually something else time. Last year was violent night this year its thanksgiving. A comedy horror by the looks of it with (somehow dont ask how) the sexiest man alive Patrick Dempsey in it… […]
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Cinema Club… Dream Scenario
The Cagenaissance is happening, theres not avoid it (unless you are on the Hugh Grant one {im on both}) & Dream Scenario looks like its going to carry on the good work thats gone on before it so bring it on. It looks so […]
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Sofa Viewer:- The Hunt
Spoilers I should be watching my a to z of film today but im in a bit of an emotional state so i cant, so im watching Mads boss it in The Hunt instead. I have actively avoided anything about this i want to […]
Christmas Films Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Marvels
Its time & its been written off my angry men even before its been previewed, much like the first. So lets see if The Marvels can deliver. The last of my big 5 for the year as Dunes been delayed (but woohoo the strikes […]
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Cinema Club… Saltburn
This is what advance previews are really for. Films like this. Ive watched the trailer countless times on youtube or in the cinema & im still not entirely sure what its going to be about. So im intrigued. That is good marketing for you. […]
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Cinema Club…Bottoms
Letterboxd have been on about this for ages. Its constantly popping up in my you should watch list so here i am on Monday night. Trip 1 of 3 in 5 days this week (just like the good old glory days) for Bottoms. Everythign […]
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Film 228:- Thor: The Dark World
Spoilers I understand why this is everyones worst MCU film, i do. However we get a lot of Loki… so im not going to complain about that. Yep time to go into the dark world which has so many flaws & random shiz going […]
Cinema Club… Me Before You
I’m breaking my rule of not reading the book before watching the film. Sorry peoples but I really want to watch this I promise I will read it. Walking has improved FYI but by the time I got home OMG I needed sweetcorn to […]
Disney
Film 52:- Hercules
Spoilers Time for another tweet along notice plot hole as the film goes review. Always tends to be Disney films really. Maybe as it is because i now appreciate them more as an adult. Anyhow me and Hades got some badabu to do. But first huge point. […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Bond
Film 46:- From Russia With Love
Spoilers? Lets get back on track with the Bond films should we number 2 of 24 (only 3 weeks omfg). I’ve not tweeted along to From Russia With Love but Blogged along, for notes lets see if you all agree with the points ive […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club: M3GAN
Straight from work to the cinema time, happy days, heres hoping the traffic is in my favour for me to get there in time for 6pm. 6pm horrors work better for me they really do. Less nightmares, less disturbed sleep. I say that, i […]
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Cinema Club… Plane
Again no original intro written & its been a while so less chit chat before the start. Advanced screening time. Time to go see Plane. A GERRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR film that paints by numbers (& yes you still need to scream his name like that […]
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Cinema Club… A Man Called Otto
I need to apologise.This website has not been working properly for me in the last couple of weeks. Today 12 Feb is the first time ive got access to it in over 16 days. & i know i have a lot of typing up […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Alice In Wonderland
Spoilers I meant to watch this a week ago but it didnt & im now glad that was the case. But im here its friday night & im chatting to people online before twitter implodes (its still going atm just) so i though id […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Unrelated
Spoilers… i mean im not sure any of you have ever seen this film, or heard of it. Friday night Tom Hiddleston watch-a-longs with the girls are going well. Tonight is instalment is Unrelated a 2007 indi budget film from 2007 when Tom was […]
Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Empire Of Light
Time to go see another advanced preview of a movie. Sam Mendes Empire of Light. From the moment ive heard about this film ive been like omfg i have to see this movie, its going to be off the scale & its going to […]
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Sofa Viewer:-The Bubble
Spoilers …& also (i feel i should give this warning for his films) this will try not to come with Pedro Pascal Bias… This didnt pass me by when it came out, however there was a fuck ton of things on at the cinema […]
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Cinema Club… Till
Welcome to Cinema Club 2023 peoples & what a way to start the year, but with an Unlimited Advanced Screening ekkkkkkkkkkkkk & yes lets do it on a bank holiday too wooohoooo & im not dying from a hangover too wooohooo. Screen 8 id […]
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The Year in Film 2022
Welcome to the 2022 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… Another year of film, & for the first time since 2019 we had a full year of cinema viewing, which was so lush. Only interruptions were personal life & stuff getting in the way of […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Glass Onion A Knives Out Mystery
Cinema Club style In a real non streaming world, i would have seen this at the cinema. However neither of my local multiplex cinemas had it & my local cinema had it sold out or on a day i was busy or at 2pm […]
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Cinema Club…. I Wanna Dance With Somebody
& for the last bank holiday & cinema trip of 2022 its time to go & see Whitney. Yes time to try not to sing & dance to this at the cinema. Its gonna be hard it really is, but this is hopefully going […]
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Cinema Club… Top Gun: Maverick… The Return
So this is it… the creme de la creme. The biggy. THE 2022 GOLDEN BUZZER WINNER! God it feels nice to type that outloud. & when it was announced it was going to be in Cinemas again for one more week before it goes […]
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Cinema Club… Roald Dalh’s Matilda The Musical
This is going to be a very personal one for lots of reasons. We as a family love Tim Minchin.We as a family love Roald Dalh & the book Matilda.We as a family love the 90s movie.We have all been to london to see […]
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