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Cinema Club… Shallow Grave
Oh Sir Danny Boyle. This is why we have the season at the moment, because its been 30 years since this film came out & until Danny Boyle season was announced i had no idea it was a thing, so here i am on […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Sunshine
Its Sir Danny Boyle Season at Cineworld. 4 weeks, 4 Danny Boyle films to celebrate 30 years of his work. Their first offering is my favourite film of his (except for the opening to the 2012 oylmpics obviously). Its Sunshine. I have already reviewed […]
2024 Cinema Club Its the End of the World as we Know It
Cinema Club… The Fall Guy
Today could be a mission. The plan, get into brighton, see the fall guy, race back to parents for back to back football then dinner & then the F1 how hard can that all be? Turns out more of a mission than i thought. […]
2024 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Hit Man
When i heard this was sold to Netflix back in the winter i sighed. There had been a lot of buzz about this & for it to not be in the cinemas i was livid & that was the reason it didnt make the […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Finding Nemo
spoilers Do i need to put spoilers down, probably not. Have i done so anyhow, yes. Time to go beyond the sea & watch Finding Nemo. Ive not seen it for a while but its on disney plus so why not. Im ready to […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Phantom Menace
Today is may 3rd, tomorrow is star wars day so its time to go & see the phantom menace on the big screen. Once ive seen this i only have 2 star wars films to go on the big screen. Im so excited ive […]
2024 Cinema Club Star Wars
Film 248:- Diamonds are Forever
Spoilers I thought id seen this bond film, but turns out no i hadnt, i know im as shocked as you, so lets do this. Time for Diamonds are Forever & if you didnt even sing that in your mind you are lying to […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Shakespears Macbeth
i tried to get tickets for this in london & failed so badly. So when i saw this was going to be in the cinema i was like yes please, i need ot see this so here i am at 7:30 at my cineworld […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Challengers
well the way film twitter & letterboxd have been talking about this film in the last 3 months makes this sound like one of the greatest films thats ever been made. The hype for it is insane so i am really looking forward to […]
2024 Cinema Club Sport in CinemaMCU
Cinema Club… Captain America Civil War
Oh iv seen far too many films in the last few weeks but this is what iv been waiting for. The hype & reviews is making me think I making me think it’s not going to live up to the expectations. It’s nearly full […]
Cinema Club… Marching Powder
Its been a while (i say that its been 11 days) since ive been to the cinema. I know oh god, but life was busy for lots of reasons & all the advanced previews came out so its time to go to cineworld & […]
Disney
Film 49:- Pirates of the Caribbean… The Curse of the Black Pearl
Spoilers Yoho yoho a pirates life for me. Step forward what should have been the best stand alone film ever made, until they did sequels (youtube Mark Kermodes review of number 3) an original story based on a theme park ride… Yea I know […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Bond
Film 35:- The World Is Not Enough
Spoilers I chose to watch this bond as my sister didn’t want to watch anything to complicated, or anything Bourne, or anything Marvel… so i picked this and turns out she hadn’t seen most of the film before…just the last 20mins news to me. […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… No Hard Feelings
I need this film trip today. Going back to work after a week off has been hard & it really all just creeping up on me so i need to go sit in a dark room for 2hs to be distracted, & i think […]
2023 Cinema Club
Film 234:- The Pianist
Spoilers Another back to school one this one, this one a bit more mature. GCSE history, as practice course work before the actual thing, we had to do persecution, & our teacher who knew a large part of next years work was about Black […]
2022 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Flash
What to do on the hottest sunniest week off the year that you happen to book off… go to the cinema of course. Yep an air conditioned dark room for me to watch a film in is exactly what i need in my life. […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Across The Spider Verse
Right time to go Across the Spider Verse once again. I am really looking forward to this. Its not for kids these film im certain of it & im hoping this one will prove my point entirely. This is going to be a lot […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Little Mermaid AGAIN
When she was so good youve got to go & see her again to make sure you just werent so emotional on opening day.. so here i am again on monday after work, ready to be apart of that world once more… A lot […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… Hypnotic
I saw a trailer for this a couple of weeks ago & thought well maybe this is the Affleck film that disproves my theory, so cross everything for me. A mind bending twisty film. Lets just hope its not cliché & to weird for […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Little Mermaid (2023)
This is it…This is the one… its time… Ariel is my disney princess… so this to me is the one ive waited for but im also worried about. I dont want them to fuck about with it… its my disney film shes my girl. […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Sofa Viewer:- Circle
Spoilers Well this has been on my list for a little while, a mysterious room with people in which is a battle royal kind a movie for some reason. So i had some time on Saturday night as i finished Indi 3 in plenty […]
Its the End of the World as we Know It Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 233:- Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
Spoilers Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a 12 year old little girl called Ems. She was getting ready to leave primary school and head off to big scary secondary school. However as a right of passage, the […]
2022 DVD Films
Film 232:- The Phantom Menace
Spoilers happy 2022 star wars day, may the forth be with you or revenge of the fifth, or this is the may… which everyone you are, i hope youve had a fab day. So i though you know what ive not watched Phantom in […]
2022 DVD Films Star Wars
Cinema Club… Fast X
Its been a long day (or monday even) without you my friend… nah ill stop thereTime for Fast X part 1 of is it 3 now… im not sure, but anyhow were a go & im here for the madness (& to try not […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Beau Is Afraid
A saturday afternoon movie trip… me… whats happened to me…? Well it was the only time i could see this film. Its not at the bargain days at my local cinemas & its only on at my multiplex at 4:10 or 8:40 & its […]
2023 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Deep Blue Sea
Spoilers Tom Watch along night tonight, time for The Deep Blue Sea. Its been on the watch list for a little while, but its hard to find, thank god for Americans & different streaming services. Thats always good. This reached its peak quite early […]
Sofa Viewer