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When you’ve been once but you need to go & put yourself through that kinda film again just to get your head around it & check that it did all happen. Yea im doing that. Also by the time this is up on here i will be able to put some more spoilerish moments (even though i dont usually spoil to much in a cinema club review) so yea lets go sit through this again.
Its also not often when the last film that you pay for on your odeon card, is then also the next one for free, but hay it is. Yep as of now every film i see at the odeon for the rest of the year will be free. I am now making money on it.
First up huge Kudos to the guy in charge of tickets at the odeon, who asked to see my limitless card & id & then said sorry about that would you like a poster. To which i said which one. His answer well you can have all of them if you want… YES FUCKING PLEASE! only issue is Thanos doesnt get to the Brighton Odeon until Saturday & they dont think there going to get many. But yay i now have 4 out of 5 plus a spear guardians & Thor one get in. Happy days they are all so up on my wall this weekend.
Trailers were almost the same as last time for this one. One difference though. So we had Deadpool, Jurassic world, Solo & then we had the incredibles yesssssssssssssssssssssssss yes yes yes go Jack Jack hehe it was the one with Edna in too yes. SO HAPPY! NO CAPES!!!!
Guessing everyone has seen it now & is on second viewings or third as even for a meerkat day it was quiet in there for a film like that id say half full. Part of the reason for going again was to hear peoples reactions watching it for the first time, but i think its was me making the noises.
Also at the end of it the couple behind me who stayed for the end credits obviously, both left saying it was the worst MCU film they had ever seen… YOU FUCKING WHAT!!!! no no NO bad move really bad move.
& then the film started & this is your last chance people a normal cinema club review is coming up right now…
Hopefully thats come up as enough lines its all your own fault now its been 2 weeks so if youve managed to avoid Scot free this is your own fault for getting this far.
Its worse the second time around emotionally. You’ve already had your goodbyes once & now your doing it again, & you know the a Easter eggs & the hidden meaning & whats going to happen because of one thing or another & it just hurts so much. I am Groot. I AM GROOT 🙁 wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I love the way that even though youve got about 8 different storys at the same time, at no point does it feel disjointed or that we are just jumping around for the sake of it. Its so well put together to go from Knowhere to Earth to Titan etc i at no point just though oh another planet for the hell of it.
Is John C Riley dead? If what was said happened before the start of it, did happen hes dead isnt he… & if he didnt theres a 50/50 chance he now is.
Surely Thanos wasnt the first person to have just two infinity stones, surely Odin did in Asgard with the tesseract & the ether, or Loki with the tesseract & the mind stone, or the collector with the ether & power stone… plot hole I found the plot hole marvel you fucked up for the first time ever. HA (oh god im so geeky that ive noticed that).
Where did the rest of the Asgardians go?
I love the fact that by opening Wakanda to the world (Wakanda forever by the way) that they wanted more of an Olympics or Starbucks not war, thats brilliant.
Whats up with Hulk? I mean Ruffalo is hot but come on Mark we want some Hulk every now & then. Hes the light relief in this film which is saying a lot considering you have the guardians & Thor as a team.
I love how Spiderman tries to introduce himself to the Cape that cool. Hang on did the Cape die? its got its own spirit surely it could keep going on its own right?
No one was in Glasgow Scotland at night time… wtf where was everyone, there wouldnt be no one there would always be someone there. Its Scotland for crying out-loud.
Stan Lee had an epic cameo as always, justifying the theory even more.
Thanos does have a point to a certain extent its just a bit too much really & hes going about it in the wrong way. 

& obviously the big question is where the hell do we go from here. We said goodbye to people, people we weren’t expecting it changes everything in a huge way. Some will be permanent too, but im genuinely sitting her going so whos getting out of this seriously worried for a shape of a film universe that i love.
Bottom line is i dont know… i have no idea, but am i going to wait a year for the next one yes, am i hyped for ant man & captain marvel yes. Is this still a golden buzzer contender hell yes.

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