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Merry Christmas 2025
She’s/He’s/They’re/Them’s/I’m or whoever you are, welcome to my yearly sum up. 2025 was both the slowest and fastest year for lots of reasons. Lots of change, but it’s been worth the whirlwind. So when i started typing this (November 16th), I was waiting on […]
2025 Christmas Films Cinema Club End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner General Notes
Cinema Club… The Wild Robot (For Screen X Fest)
Well Top Gun Maverick now has company as the film ive watched the most at the cinema, Yep its time for round 4 of the Wild Robot, last years buzzer winner & the 3rd different format for it. Yes its screen x weekend which […]
2025 Award Seasons Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner In the Name of Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… Roofman
Film 3 this week (its should have been 4 but i wasnt feeling it the other day) so its time for Channing to Tatum up & dance through toys r us as the roofman. Bring on the carnage. For a 8:30 thursdays showing in […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Black Phone 2
Time to hide behind the scarf (but its not cold enough yet) for Black Phone 2. The first film was one my surprise films when it came out so im very interested tot see how they do the second one & how its all […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Good Fortune
Friday straight after work for one of the 4 films that are out this week, & were starting off with the one that fits in with me the most & the funniest (hopefully) good fortune, i mean who doesnt want to see Keanu as […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Him
This films been hyped for a little while over the last few months about its intensity so its time to see if Him which has Jordan Peels blessing, is as good as it is billed to be. My 6pm showing had 10 other people […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Goldeneye
Part 2 of my cinema self care day, now its time for the 30th anniversary of Goldeneye on the big screen because why not. Also i was meant to watch this on sunday but i now have plans that day so i cant, so […]
2025 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… The Smashing Machine
Today is a self care day off for me. Back to back cinema. It could have been more epic though. Today the films out should have been.The Smashing MachineRoofmanHimGoldeneye 30th anniversary.However (& i do love her) Taylor Swift decided to do a movie as […]
2025 Cinema Club In the Name of The Rock
Cinema Club… The Strangers Chapter 2
So im hoping i get a lot of my answers in this film from Chapter 1, but after seeing some of the reviews & scores for this im not holding out much hope & i’ll be hanging onto a dream that chapter 3 is […]
2025 Cinema ClubMCU
Film 153:- Ant Man
Spoilers I need to watch Endgame again soon so I need my parents to fill in the gaps in their knowledge before we go ahead with it. Turns out even though they have both definitely seen this film before, both of them have no […]
Cinema Club… Mothers Instinct
why do i have so many in draft at the moment, advanced previews, yes that is why, & i am going to try & type when im not at the cinema at all. Out of all the advanced previews ive been to recently this […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer:- The Aristocats
Spoilers Mama Mama, & when I said this at 11:30pm my mum woke up from her sleep & went what’s up. Proof it works, my sister yells this usually but she is out. I started writing this review nearly a month ago & still havent finished […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
Cinema Club… No Time To Die
When Craig announced he was coming back to do one more in Jan 2018 i wrote a piece about needed to know the next Bond almost straight after the film came out & that i was looking forward to him being Bond on my […]
2021 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club…M3GAN 2.0
The first Megan film was batshit 3 years ago, so im expecting this one to be the exact same if im honest, lets be honest. Its going to be weird but im sure its also going to make me laugh. So lets do this […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… F1: The Movie
Its time for the film im going to be the most indecisive about this year. Yep its time for the F1 movie. If i ever stand a chance of finding a date, its going to be at this film. Both my loves movies & […]
2025 Cinema Club Sport in Cinema
Cinema Club… Elio
Here is Pixars effort for the year… sorry didnt hear you… what do you mean you didnt know this film existed due to disneys piss poor marketing for it. Urgh. I mean its almost like they are setting up the originals to fail to […]
2025 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… 28 Years Later
Its time, time for Sir Danny & Alex to reunite & to tell another creepy arse zombie story for us all, just a while later. There are legacy sequels we need, those we dont & those that wont feel like thats what they are, […]
2015 Cinema Club Its the End of the World as we Know It
Cinema Club… How To Train Your Dragon
Confession, until 2 weeks ago i had only seen the 3rd one of these film, & then i saw it was on itvx so i watched the first one so its really fresh in my memory, so lets go see how they do toothless […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… From The World of John Wick: Ballerina
It feels like this has been on my watchlist for a little while, but i dont mind. Hopefully the wait means it still kicks arse & they just didnt know when to release it. So its time to return to the table & the […]
2025 Cinema Club
Film 275:- Mouse Hunt
Spoilers time for a classic in the a to z of film. I love this movie & it’s just perfect for a Sunday night in. Bring on some Lee Evans & Nathan Lane chaos for childhood memories. We will get the Lee Evans love […]
2023 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (round 2)
Da Da Duuuhna Duh da… Round 2 time. Its been a couple of weeks since i saw this opening day in IMAX & this saturday is a complete wash out so whats better than spending 3 hours in the cinema, watch Tom Cruise run […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Salt Path
Hello to Jason Isaacs….Right now thats done (the day after watching this film at the cinema is actually his birthday) i can tell you all about my cinema trip to go & watch the salt path that im not joking ive seen in trailers […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Karate Kid: Legends
i remember seeing the original at a friends house maybe aged 9, but i have not seen the original or any of the follow ups since, but ive seen the trailer & i’ve looked up some lore, & i think im going to be […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Phoenician Scheme
Film 2 of 2 at the cinema today, the second half of the double bill after Lilo & Stich is the new Wes Anderson film, The Phoenician Scheme. Which apparently we are getting before america which is nice for a change hehe. This i […]
2025 Cinema Club In the Name of Tom Hanks
Cinema Club… Lilo & Stich
Confession time, I dont get the hype. Lilo & Stich has never been peak disney to me. As a teen i wasnt bothered & as an adult ive not been indoctrinated into it. i see you people who are obsessed with stich each to […]
2025 Cinema Club Disney
Film 274:- The Little Mermaid
Spoilers Today is October 30th 2023 it’s the day before my 34th birthday. & I’m doing my a to z of physical media still. & because L happens to be next I had to pick the greatest Disney movie of all time. Ariel is […]
2023 Disney DVD Films Top 10 Films of All Time