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Cinema Club… The Lion King
Time for the inner child to come out of me & go & see the live action version of The Lion King. The Lion King when it originally came out too many years ago always holds a special place with me. My sister had […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… The Dead Don’t Die
& we have made it. The fourth film in 2 days. Another Horror film, but this one is meant to be the funny lighthearted one. So lets do this. Back in screen 8 again, & the exact same chair, im nothing if not consistent. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Midsommar
Day two of back to back films in a row & today we are fully onto Horror yes we are. Im not sure my sanity is ready for this but we will try. I have never ran to a cinema so quickly in all […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 127:- Baywatch
Spoilers I’ll be there…. ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEE THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE slow mo run look cool & try & be the rock. Yep they have remade baywatch & i am not ashamed to say its fucking epic i know its corny & odd & a little bit shit […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Stuber
So im waiting to go back into screen 5 after seeing Jaws to see my next film Stuber, & im a little concerned. Not by the huge school trip who tried to trash the place after watching Spiderman, no not them. Im more concerned […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Jaws
We’re gonna need a bigger boat… Time for you all to go what the hell… i’ve never seen all of Jaws. I’ve seen the iconic bits & the end but other than that nothing. So its on at my odeon as a one off […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Far From Home… Looks Can Be Deceiving
Time to go easter egg hunting & see if everything was really hiding in plain sight or if its actually hard to spot in advance. Yep round two of spiderman lets do this Peter Parker. It was on at the exact same time as […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away, oh i believe in yesterday… SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry i love that bit in Bean the movie, had to do it. It would be wrong not to if im honest. Yep another trip to the cinema to see Yesterday […]
2019 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can… etc. Spidy time people yay. The last film of phase three, after this we have no clue where the MCU is off to next, were going down a jump hole not knowing where the clicks are taking […]
2019 Cinema Club MCUMCU
Film 152:- Thor Ragnarok
Hey man… there maybe, well, there will be spoilers just going to let you know that here before you start. & yes I am typing this with Korgs voice in my head, & you should of read it like that too, & if you […]
Cinema Club… The Terminator: Dark Fate
Time for some Arnie then. Lets go a bit retro & put a modern twist as they try to rewrite the terminator history & get rid of those last two movies. I mean even if its crap its got Arnie being Arnie in it […]
Disney
Film 29:- Tangled
Spoilers Happy 50th animated film Disney. Yes they have made 50 so decided to go back to their routes & tell a fairy tale in a sing along with a princess who is taken away from her parents. Based on Repunzel the story of […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Bond
Film 22:- The Man With The Golden Gun
Spoilers… Duh it’s a Bond film. Iv skipped a couple of Bond movies in honour of the great Christopher Lee, the likes of which we will never see again. A true legend. Mr Scaramanga is Bonds greatest opponent & villain he was the only […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Red Sparrow
Oh a 51 hour gap between cinema trips god, that was such a long time. But I’m back, back to my Odeon & a 5:20 film so I’m only going to get Home round 8:15 ish.My FBI agent who monitors me must now be […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Greatest Showman – Sing-a-long Edition
Ladies & Gents this is the moment you’ve waited for…It is since about the 8th of February this has been on my wish list it really has. For part of the besties birthday party, we are going to see the sing-a-long version of The […]
2018 Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner Musicals
Cinema Club… I, Tonya
Snow we had to get Snow didn’t we… fucked up all my cinema viewing at the end of last week as All news outlets said be home before 6:30pm or Your going to get stuck. We then being covered by the downs the harbor a […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Lady Bird
& then there was one… one film of our nine left. The final best picture nominee for this years oscars… it’s going to be completed today 26th February 2018 yes yes yes at last. It’s time to leave work & go to watch Lady […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Call Me By Your Name
& now the main event. The reason why i put myself through watching The Mercy. Time to go & see a one off screening of Call Me By Your Name at the Odeon.Screen One which is the biggest they have,was packed & i mean […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Mercy
The only time I can see Call Me By Your Name is at 8:15 tonight. It wasn’t very well distributed down here when it came out in November & the day I could see it there was football so that came first. It does […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Phantom Thread
The Baftas were last night… which means I have under 2 weeks to complete my Oscar list. After this one I have 3 to go so am course to get them all done & completed.It does pain me that I have to pay for […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Black Panther
Oh it’s been so long since the last marvel film hasn’t it. A whole 4 months i think. Best get back into the swing of them ready for the finally of the infinity wars, gauntlet whatever we are up to. Its a nice way to […]
2018 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… The Shape of Water
Gah a Friday to Thursday gap between cinema trips felt like a life time it really did. Thanks god we got through it. Is the wait going to be worth it though? That is the question.Screen 2 was packed & i mean properly packed i had […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Early Man
Well we got here at last. Was a little while coming but we got to this point. Maybe it was destiny you know after all it is the grate Tom Hiddlestons birthday today, even if he is in Plasticine from. Its still Tom Hiddleston, […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Maze Runner The Death Cure
Right so I’m here just literally the little space man was going 3 2 1. So cant tell you about the trailers or adverts or how many people were in the cinema. I just sat down took my coat off & started watching. (To […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Den of Theives
Hmmm this wasn’t my plan at all for tonight no way noway Pepe. But here I am…My original plan had been to go & watch early man at 6:30 after having dinner & then going to see the Maze Runner but nah it’s not […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Downsizing
Cinema time… can I just leave it at that do you think that will do.. what do you mean I’ve got to do this as normal? Oh man but but oh okay oh well here goes…AhemCinema time 1st of February January is bye bye […]
2018 Cinema Club