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Cinema Club… Jungle Cruise
It was a very long time ago when Jack Whitehall excited tweeted oh god im in a film with the Rock. From that moment, i knew i wanted to see the film no matter what it was. It turned into Jungle Cruise which is […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- 6 Days
Spoilers… but not really it’s real life I always knew there had been a siege at the Iranian Embassy before i was born but knew nothing else. So a few years ago when i saw a trailer for this i thought oh this looks […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Stillwater
Advance screening time yet again & this time its for MATT DAMON!!!! (my one per film) & Stillwater which recently got a standing ovation at Cannes for 5 minutes, so im hoping this hits the nail on the proper film critic mind & im […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Pocahontas
Spoilers? We all know the myth & we all saw it as kids right, so time to revisit Pocahontas & see how its stood the test of time. Im hoping it has, & if it hasnt it Christian Bale speaking in his english accent […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Phone Booth
Spoilers I mean a film with Collin Farrell & Kiefer Sutherland should sell itself right. Im actually shocked to find this on my watch list for never having seen it & for it to now be added onto disney plus, this is perfect early […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 190:- Searching
Spoilers Happy Easter in lockdown weekend for a second year in a row people, whoop whoop. So what to watch with my really greasy takeaway that i have treated myself to after the most stressful year in accounting history. Lets take my mind of […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Suicide Squad
Saturday Morning Cinema again for me. My washing on the line already desperately hoping i will get home just before it rains to get it in, but other than that its a nice day for a drive over the downs to go to Brighton […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Arrival
Spoilers This will come as a shock to some of you but i never saw this in the cinema… i know shock horror. I actually went & saw the other Amy Adams film that week Nocturnal Animals instead & then the next week i […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Old
Wednesday night straight after work cinema time, mainly because the only other time i can do it is really late at night & im thinking this might not be the best film to watch then drive home & then try to get to sleep […]
2021 Cinema ClubMCU
Cinema Club… Captain Marvel (again)
because if a film is this good it has to be seen twice & i dont care what you think about the film or me for my judgement i ship this film & this girl & her story. If you want my inital thoughts […]
Cinema Club… Superman
Is it a Bird?Is it a Plane?Is it Superman?Is it James Gunn trying to save cinema?Probably all of the above. Yep time number 2 of the July big 3. Its time to see a superhero film that has a lot thats holding on to […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Moana (Live Action)
Having a weeks holiday means i can go to the cinema whenever i want, however knowing that no one wanted to clash with Nolan there was a lack of new films out this week, so its time to see if the live action version […]
2026 Cinema Club Disney In the Name of The Rock
Bond
Film 255:- Licence to Kill
Spoilers The Bondathon really is on the move it really is, but this marks a landmark moment for me. Not only is this the 2nd Dalton Bond Movie (which is his last {such a travesty but thats what makes him a fantastic Bond}) but […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
The Top 10 Films of 1999
Its’ Time for a Top 10 rundown 1999 was SpoungeBob Square pants was first on tv, Manchester united won the treble (ans we were all scared for life by Ryan Giggs chest hair), Microsoft released MSN, there was a total solar eclipse in Europe, Putin became president & […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films of 1998
Its’ Time for a Top 5 rundown 1998 was when 23 year old Bear Grylls became the youngest person to climb to the top of mount Everest, France held the world cup (and won it, dont mention Argentina to Beckham), the 2nd Harry Potter book […]
1990's The Charts
Cinema Club… The Dark Tower
Please let’s not have 3 completely crap films in a row please please please iv seen some reviews for this & im very worried. 4:40 film yes please that’s good for me I’m up for that after work on a Friday. Really hard to […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Atomic Blonde
12 days without the cinema has come to an end yay film time people’s. Let’s do this. Half full cinema pretty good films been out almost a week so mondays maybe aren’t the best day to see a film. Trailer wise all films I want […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club … The Emoji Movie
Yea this is for my sins it is it’s technically my first free film of the year so why not go & see something you will never see again just to see how shit it really is I saw this the day after i saw […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Big Sick
Turns out I did my maths wrong with Dunkirk as I counted a film from Worthing in my count so this is my last film I have to pay for apologies people. It was an eventful time getting to the cinema let’s say that. […]
2017 Cinema Club
Film 107:- Sunshine
spoilers Maybe don’t watch the sci fi thriller horror before bed. Maybe watch the Disney film last. Yea didn’t think that through really. A couple of months ago I said the when I saw passengers I wanted a moon but got sunshine instead. After […]
2017 DVD Films Its the End of the World as we Know It
Film 106:- Cinderella 2015
spoilers This film has a lot to answer for really, this was the film that started all of this in theory. I went to see it with a friend at the dome, & cried when the parents all died as i had just gone […]
2017 Disney DVD Films
Cinema Club… On The Basis of Sex
Only 3 trips to the cinema this week sorry i have let you all down. Last week was probably too many tho im very sorry about the fact its going to take me forever to get all the reviews up.Screen 2 was a little […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Dunkirk
It’s here we’ve finally got to Dunkirk day. Yes yes yes. 28 months of waiting for this from the moment Nolan went I fancy doing a war film. Oh it’s here it’s here ITS FUCKING HERE! Okay maybe I’m a little over excited but […]
2017 Christopher Nolan Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner In the Name of
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Homecoming
So we’ve made it to Spider-Man yay. So the odeon you kinda let me down I know next week it will be on a time that does suit me but after 2 & a half weeks where your screen times for this film haven’t, […]
2017 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… The Beguiled
I got told off at the cinema wtf!? Yep you heard correctly & it was only after I was told off I realised how old my telling off was. So I get to the cinema little screen 8 no one there & the little […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Happy Death Day 2 U
Horror. Fucking Horror. If i had said to you 2 years ago that one of the films i would be most hyped for in 2019 would be a horror film, you would have sent me to get my head looked at, but im a […]
2019 Cinema Club