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Sofa Viewer:- Snowpiercer
Spoilers My parents have no internet so they have lent me Amazon Prime so they can come round & watch the football this week. So i can catch up on some stuff there that ive missed in recent years or this year which are […]
Its the End of the World as we Know It Sofa Viewer
Film 200:- A Quiet Place
Spoilers I should be at the cinema right now watching Cruella but a huge traffic accident has stopped me, so instead i am at home eating dinner. & i think its time to go & watch a quiet place again. You all know that […]
2021 DVD Films Its the End of the World as we Know It
Cinema Club… The Matrix Resurections
& here we gofilm 54 of 54… if you had told me back in January when we were all really depressed it was freezing & cold & nothing was ever going to re open that i would do 54 cinema trips in 2021, i […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Power of the Dog
This has only just come out & i know people want to watch it during award season so i will try not to spoil it for you all, but if something slips out my bad. January 2nd 2022, 2nd Cumberbatch film of the year. […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Spiderman: No Way Home
I was meant to see this film almost 2 weeks ago, it was all booked & ready to go & then came the the new Variant & i decided not cancel my seat to see this. Spending Christmas with all of my family & […]
2021 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Clifford The Big Red Dog
I had planned to see this with a friends & her 6 year old daughter at the weekend, but due to christmas & her childs school having covid cases going around she decided not to, so this is going to be my only chance […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Red Notice
I will try not to spoil this & do this like cinema club so youve all got a chance as it only came out what 4 weeks ago so im going to give you all a chance. So its time to see what the […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… West Side Story
10am Saturday morning for a film, i must be out of my mind. Ive had a very bad sleeping pattern this week to so this will really through my body clock out. But everything is now going to start getting busy for christmas, so […]
2021 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… C’mon C’mon
Award season not festive season, & now for a film that i dont know much about which the trailer doesnt give to much away about called Cmon Cmon, lets see what its got to offer shall we. I see people on letterbox raving about […]
2021 Cinema ClubMCU
Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can… etc. Spidy time people yay. The last film of phase three, after this we have no clue where the MCU is off to next, were going down a jump hole not knowing where the clicks are taking […]
Cinema Club… Fishermans Friends
Monday Cinema trip time. Its been a very very busy week in deed & we are only at monday so its time for some me time lets do this. Very safe to say i lowered the average age of screen 6, to about 50. […]
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Cinema Club… Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Salazar’s Revenge)
I think the delay in me posting this review isn’t because i was busy, or out most night this week or all weekend. I think the delay of it says a lot more than that. So time for the cinema again, lets go watch […]
2017 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
The Year in Film 2023
Welcome to the 2023 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… We did it. Cinema club 2023 is closed & the year of film is over, yes it is. We did things film wise that we never thought wed do. We got 8 away from joining […]
2020's 2023 2023 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner JAMES BOND 007 Secret Screening Sofa Viewer The Charts Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Horrible Histories: The Movie – Rotten Romans
My god thats a long title to write out ahhh fingers hurt. Today should be beach cinema but by the looks of the weather theres a 50/50 chance it may not happen so i need to see another film this week. Hence i am […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Lion King
Time for the inner child to come out of me & go & see the live action version of The Lion King. The Lion King when it originally came out too many years ago always holds a special place with me. My sister had […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… The Dead Don’t Die
& we have made it. The fourth film in 2 days. Another Horror film, but this one is meant to be the funny lighthearted one. So lets do this. Back in screen 8 again, & the exact same chair, im nothing if not consistent. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Midsommar
Day two of back to back films in a row & today we are fully onto Horror yes we are. Im not sure my sanity is ready for this but we will try. I have never ran to a cinema so quickly in all […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 127:- Baywatch
Spoilers I’ll be there…. ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEE THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE slow mo run look cool & try & be the rock. Yep they have remade baywatch & i am not ashamed to say its fucking epic i know its corny & odd & a little bit shit […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Stuber
So im waiting to go back into screen 5 after seeing Jaws to see my next film Stuber, & im a little concerned. Not by the huge school trip who tried to trash the place after watching Spiderman, no not them. Im more concerned […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Jaws
We’re gonna need a bigger boat… Time for you all to go what the hell… i’ve never seen all of Jaws. I’ve seen the iconic bits & the end but other than that nothing. So its on at my odeon as a one off […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Far From Home… Looks Can Be Deceiving
Time to go easter egg hunting & see if everything was really hiding in plain sight or if its actually hard to spot in advance. Yep round two of spiderman lets do this Peter Parker. It was on at the exact same time as […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away, oh i believe in yesterday… SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry i love that bit in Bean the movie, had to do it. It would be wrong not to if im honest. Yep another trip to the cinema to see Yesterday […]
2019 Cinema Club Musicals Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can… etc. Spidy time people yay. The last film of phase three, after this we have no clue where the MCU is off to next, were going down a jump hole not knowing where the clicks are taking […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Beach Cinema Club Special… The Boat That Rocked
Beach time bitches whoop. Also my sister had this on dvd & ive not watched it since she moved out so here we go. I looked like a larry to start with all my friends were in chi at flip out & were aiming […]
2019 Beach Cinema Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Brightburn
Lifes got in the way the last couple of weeks, all sorts of stuffs been going on hence less films less reviews less cinema club. But for a little while now we will be all right here maybe. To quote the grate Ronan Keating […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 126:- Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix
Spoilers Get your cloaks people were back to the magical world of Harry Potter hehe. Yes back to the films that we love, except this one its the one i dont like im sorry but you know we can get to that bit in […]
2018 DVD Films Harry Potter