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Merry Christmas Everyone 2021
My lovely film peoples & loving normal peoples of the internet, how is everyone doing? I know its a bit ahhh still but its that time of year again when its time to take stock of what we’ve done in the last 12 months. […]
Christmas Films End of Year News Letter Uncategorized
Cinema Club… Cry Macho
I know nothing about this film other than its A Clint Clint Clint film where he does everything & its a modern western. & sometimes thats what i like to do, go into the unknown. So this is a 6:10pm screening lets see if […]
2021 Cinema Club
Film 198:- Avengers Assemble
Spoilers I tried not to, i really did but you cant deny the draw of an avenger can you, especially when Loki is smirking & being evil. I am not actually attracted to Loki until he opens his mouth & Toms voice comes out. […]
2021 DVD Films In the Name of Mark Ruffalo
Cinema Club… Spencer
Part One of a triple header this week. & also a good way to end my almost week off. A 5pm film that id never be able to get to. Lets see when Stewart can do as Diana shall we & where it actually […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The King
Spoilers so until we get to May/June thats my birthday for 2021 done. Had a lovely day with the girls, epic brunch, lovely walk, nice chat, lots of gifts & now im on my Sofa with a snacket deciding what should i watch next. […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Eternals
Cinema time, & the start of my almost full week off work. So lets go see what Eternals has to offer, despite the fact that the press ruined one of the two end credit scenes a full 3 weeks before the film came out. […]
2021 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… The French Dispatch
Its been a busy week here, birthdays galore, lots of football & lots of people to see so a trip to the cinema straight after work is the perfect come down that i need before we all get going again. So a bit of […]
2021 Cinema Club
Film 197:- Early Man
Spoilers I want to watch a Tom Hiddleston film, its been a little while & hes currently everywhere before Loki comes out. But im not up for horror or concentrating & im not feeling the MCU either so its time to get him as […]
2021 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- The Guilty (2021)
Im going to try not to spoil this, its only been out for a month so im going to give people the benefit of the doubt that theyve not seen this yet. Time for a film which i have reliably informed i should have […]
Netflix Sofa ViewerMCU
Film 159:- Avengers Endgame
Spoilers January 18th 2020… Mama & Pops are finally going to watch EndGame & i am not ready to re do this. We had lunch at lunch time today so we could have a snack for tea & then just watch the whole thing. […]
Cinema Club… Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Salazar’s Revenge)
I think the delay in me posting this review isn’t because i was busy, or out most night this week or all weekend. I think the delay of it says a lot more than that. So time for the cinema again, lets go watch […]
Disney
Film 71:- Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Spoilers not that I think anyone’s watched this in donkeys years or ever even So Robin Williams is back as the genie & that’s about it (god bless him) one of the most random story’s ever & stupidest plots. But as a 6 year […]
2016 Disney DVD Films
Bond
Film 108:- A View To A Kill
Spoilers Today May 23rd 2017 the legend that was Sir Roger Moore died aged 89 of cancer, a truely sad day made even sadder by this news. So it’s time to watch a View to a Kill. His best performance as Bond but not […]
2017 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Horrible Histories: The Movie – Rotten Romans
My god thats a long title to write out ahhh fingers hurt. Today should be beach cinema but by the looks of the weather theres a 50/50 chance it may not happen so i need to see another film this week. Hence i am […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Lion King
Time for the inner child to come out of me & go & see the live action version of The Lion King. The Lion King when it originally came out too many years ago always holds a special place with me. My sister had […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… The Dead Don’t Die
& we have made it. The fourth film in 2 days. Another Horror film, but this one is meant to be the funny lighthearted one. So lets do this. Back in screen 8 again, & the exact same chair, im nothing if not consistent. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Midsommar
Day two of back to back films in a row & today we are fully onto Horror yes we are. Im not sure my sanity is ready for this but we will try. I have never ran to a cinema so quickly in all […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 127:- Baywatch
Spoilers I’ll be there…. ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEE THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE slow mo run look cool & try & be the rock. Yep they have remade baywatch & i am not ashamed to say its fucking epic i know its corny & odd & a little bit shit […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Stuber
So im waiting to go back into screen 5 after seeing Jaws to see my next film Stuber, & im a little concerned. Not by the huge school trip who tried to trash the place after watching Spiderman, no not them. Im more concerned […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Jaws
We’re gonna need a bigger boat… Time for you all to go what the hell… i’ve never seen all of Jaws. I’ve seen the iconic bits & the end but other than that nothing. So its on at my odeon as a one off […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Far From Home… Looks Can Be Deceiving
Time to go easter egg hunting & see if everything was really hiding in plain sight or if its actually hard to spot in advance. Yep round two of spiderman lets do this Peter Parker. It was on at the exact same time as […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away, oh i believe in yesterday… SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry i love that bit in Bean the movie, had to do it. It would be wrong not to if im honest. Yep another trip to the cinema to see Yesterday […]
2019 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can… etc. Spidy time people yay. The last film of phase three, after this we have no clue where the MCU is off to next, were going down a jump hole not knowing where the clicks are taking […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Beach Cinema Club Special… The Boat That Rocked
Beach time bitches whoop. Also my sister had this on dvd & ive not watched it since she moved out so here we go. I looked like a larry to start with all my friends were in chi at flip out & were aiming […]
2019 Beach Cinema Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Brightburn
Lifes got in the way the last couple of weeks, all sorts of stuffs been going on hence less films less reviews less cinema club. But for a little while now we will be all right here maybe. To quote the grate Ronan Keating […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 126:- Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix
Spoilers Get your cloaks people were back to the magical world of Harry Potter hehe. Yes back to the films that we love, except this one its the one i dont like im sorry but you know we can get to that bit in […]
2018 DVD Films Harry Potter