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Sofa Viewer:-The Bubble
Spoilers …& also (i feel i should give this warning for his films) this will try not to come with Pedro Pascal Bias… This didnt pass me by when it came out, however there was a fuck ton of things on at the cinema […]
In the Name of Netflix Pedro Pascal Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Till
Welcome to Cinema Club 2023 peoples & what a way to start the year, but with an Unlimited Advanced Screening ekkkkkkkkkkkkk & yes lets do it on a bank holiday too wooohoooo & im not dying from a hangover too wooohooo. Screen 8 id […]
2023 Cinema Club
The Year in Film 2022
Welcome to the 2022 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… Another year of film, & for the first time since 2019 we had a full year of cinema viewing, which was so lush. Only interruptions were personal life & stuff getting in the way of […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Glass Onion A Knives Out Mystery
Cinema Club style In a real non streaming world, i would have seen this at the cinema. However neither of my local multiplex cinemas had it & my local cinema had it sold out or on a day i was busy or at 2pm […]
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Cinema Club…. I Wanna Dance With Somebody
& for the last bank holiday & cinema trip of 2022 its time to go & see Whitney. Yes time to try not to sing & dance to this at the cinema. Its gonna be hard it really is, but this is hopefully going […]
2022 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Top Gun: Maverick… The Return
So this is it… the creme de la creme. The biggy. THE 2022 GOLDEN BUZZER WINNER! God it feels nice to type that outloud. & when it was announced it was going to be in Cinemas again for one more week before it goes […]
2022 Award Seasons Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner
Cinema Club… Roald Dalh’s Matilda The Musical
This is going to be a very personal one for lots of reasons. We as a family love Tim Minchin.We as a family love Roald Dalh & the book Matilda.We as a family love the 90s movie.We have all been to london to see […]
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Cinema Club… Violent Night
Time to go see a christmas film at the cinema, okay yes its stupidly early in December but other than re-releases of classics with an extra 5min or for Charity, i think this is it for this year. So Violent Night, the fate of […]
2022 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Bones & All
Time to watch 2 of my favourite actors in the world on a dark thursday night. Timothee & Mark. I dont usually do horror to late, but i think this is more a story that actual horror by the looks of it. If its […]
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Cinema Club… Ant-man & the Wasp
America got this 6 weeks ago & somehow iv managed to avoid spoilers have no idea how but I have so yay good for me. Time to go to the mcu to see what’s left (can we talk about infinity wars properly yet people?). […]
Cinema Club… F1: The Movie
Its time for the film im going to be the most indecisive about this year. Yep its time for the F1 movie. If i ever stand a chance of finding a date, its going to be at this film. Both my loves movies & […]
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Sofa Viewer:- George of the Jungle
Spoilers Ive got a few days off im not tired & i cant go to bed after playing Black Mirror Bandasnatch, no way pepe. So lets go through disney plus see what theyve got, now ive finished Goldblum… oh my god George of the […]
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Bond
Film 211:- Goldeneye
Spoilers I’ve had a bad day at work, something that happened that has nothing to do with me has put me on a right downer today & i cant get out of the slump. Sabrina the Teenage Witch & wine can only help so […]
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Cinema Club… House of Gucci
Gaga oh lala! Im looking forward to this. Im looking forward to learning all about Gucci & how it works & why Lady Gaga would every want to be mean to Adam Driver (i wouldnt no way) so lets do this. Cinema 2 evening […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Nativity 2:- Danger in the Manger
Spoilers Well time for the next Nativity film then i guess. My festive viewing is going over time this year with all sorts of gems, so now ive done the first one i may as well do the next one. I actually have the […]
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Sofa Viewer:- A Christmas Prince
Spoilers So my tree is now up, which in recent years means its time for the Muppet Christmas Carol to be viewed, thats what ive done the last couple of years, so ive watched that now & its already reviewed on my blog twice […]
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Cinema Club… Boxing Day
Time for one of those advance screenings we all love. Seeing Boxing day a week in advance will be good especially as last week i missed out on Pirates & now know here near me is showing it. Livid. So yea im hoping to […]
2021 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Nativity
Spoilers So i have never seen the original of these films, ive seen the end of the third, & went to the cinema to see the forth so i know the set up & what to expect. So lets go back to the original. […]
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Cinema Club… Encanto
Saturday 11am at the cinema, well its my only chance to watch this kids disney film. They arent even showing it at 5:45pm during the week & the local cinema isnt showing it in the evenings either so lets go probably be the only […]
2021 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… King Richard
When i first heard they were making this film & it was going to be Will Smith as Richard i was like, take my money now. So here i am with my money ready to be taken. I know alot about this story so […]
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Cinema Club… Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Seeing a film on the day it comes out… no im not back in the odeon, but this will be good. Not heard much about this good or bad yet, so im looking forward to crossing streams & hitting the nostalgia train. Bring on […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Robin Robin
This might be a very short review, as its a very short film & its only just come out so i will try to not spoil it for you all. Robin Robin is the new Ardman stop motion Animation on Netflix, as a british […]
Christmas Films Netflix Sofa Viewer
Merry Christmas Everyone 2021
My lovely film peoples & loving normal peoples of the internet, how is everyone doing? I know its a bit ahhh still but its that time of year again when its time to take stock of what we’ve done in the last 12 months. […]
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Cinema Club… Cry Macho
I know nothing about this film other than its A Clint Clint Clint film where he does everything & its a modern western. & sometimes thats what i like to do, go into the unknown. So this is a 6:10pm screening lets see if […]
2021 Cinema Club
Film 198:- Avengers Assemble
Spoilers I tried not to, i really did but you cant deny the draw of an avenger can you, especially when Loki is smirking & being evil. I am not actually attracted to Loki until he opens his mouth & Toms voice comes out. […]
2021 DVD Films In the Name of Mark Ruffalo
Cinema Club… Spencer
Part One of a triple header this week. & also a good way to end my almost week off. A 5pm film that id never be able to get to. Lets see when Stewart can do as Diana shall we & where it actually […]
2021 Cinema Club