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Cinema Club… Elio
Here is Pixars effort for the year… sorry didnt hear you… what do you mean you didnt know this film existed due to disneys piss poor marketing for it. Urgh. I mean its almost like they are setting up the originals to fail to […]
2025 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… 28 Years Later
Its time, time for Sir Danny & Alex to reunite & to tell another creepy arse zombie story for us all, just a while later. There are legacy sequels we need, those we dont & those that wont feel like thats what they are, […]
2015 Cinema Club Its the End of the World as we Know It
Cinema Club… How To Train Your Dragon
Confession, until 2 weeks ago i had only seen the 3rd one of these film, & then i saw it was on itvx so i watched the first one so its really fresh in my memory, so lets go see how they do toothless […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… From The World of John Wick: Ballerina
It feels like this has been on my watchlist for a little while, but i dont mind. Hopefully the wait means it still kicks arse & they just didnt know when to release it. So its time to return to the table & the […]
2025 Cinema Club
Film 275:- Mouse Hunt
Spoilers time for a classic in the a to z of film. I love this movie & it’s just perfect for a Sunday night in. Bring on some Lee Evans & Nathan Lane chaos for childhood memories. We will get the Lee Evans love […]
2023 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (round 2)
Da Da Duuuhna Duh da… Round 2 time. Its been a couple of weeks since i saw this opening day in IMAX & this saturday is a complete wash out so whats better than spending 3 hours in the cinema, watch Tom Cruise run […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Salt Path
Hello to Jason Isaacs….Right now thats done (the day after watching this film at the cinema is actually his birthday) i can tell you all about my cinema trip to go & watch the salt path that im not joking ive seen in trailers […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Karate Kid: Legends
i remember seeing the original at a friends house maybe aged 9, but i have not seen the original or any of the follow ups since, but ive seen the trailer & i’ve looked up some lore, & i think im going to be […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Phoenician Scheme
Film 2 of 2 at the cinema today, the second half of the double bill after Lilo & Stich is the new Wes Anderson film, The Phoenician Scheme. Which apparently we are getting before america which is nice for a change hehe. This i […]
2025 Cinema Club In the Name of Tom HanksMCU
Cinema Club… Avengers: Infinity War (The Normal Cinema Club Review)
When you’ve been once but you need to go & put yourself through that kinda film again just to get your head around it & check that it did all happen. Yea im doing that. Also by the time this is up on here […]
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Far From Home… Looks Can Be Deceiving
Time to go easter egg hunting & see if everything was really hiding in plain sight or if its actually hard to spot in advance. Yep round two of spiderman lets do this Peter Parker. It was on at the exact same time as […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer:- Soul
My Disney+ runs out on Thursday 🙁 sad day so i need to get this bad boy done before it goes. I’ve waited a while for this so lets see what the lovely after life has in store for us shall we. Like with […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
The Year in Film 2023
Welcome to the 2023 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… We did it. Cinema club 2023 is closed & the year of film is over, yes it is. We did things film wise that we never thought wed do. We got 8 away from joining […]
2020's 2023 2023 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner JAMES BOND 007 Secret Screening Sofa Viewer The Charts Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… The Brutalist
Its time, buckle in peoples. I am going to see The Brutalist. All 3hours 35mins of it. This is going to be a slog & a lot of planning has gone into this viewing. It been almost a mission to get the timing & […]
2025 Award Seasons Cinema Club
The Year In Film 2024
Welcome to the 2024 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… We did it. Cinema club 2024 is closed & the year of film is over & honestly that was incredible. I remember back in February when i told my parents i was actively attempting to […]
2020's 2024 2024 Actors Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner Genres The Charts Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Flight Risk
Marky Mark, its time to see you be a bit of a bastard & fly this plane. Im looking forward to this, i hope its as suspenseful as the trailer makes it look. Lets go see whos is a Flight Risk or not. Im […]
2025 Cinema Club
Film 262:- No Time To Die
Spoilers (& i mean spoilers if you have not watched no time to die, please go away & then come back) & we made it to the end of the James Bond Marathon… Ahhhhhhhh & its time for No Time To Die. The finale, […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Nickle Boys
Tell me its awards season without telling me its award season… until 1:48 on thursday this wasnt on my watchlist & now im paying to see this to try & complete the set. Yep this is up for best picture, its been out for […]
2025 Award Seasons Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Complete Unknown
Well i think this maybe the earliest ive ever had one of my top 5 films appear at the cinema for the most anticipated films of the year happen, but thats the way the cookie crumbles. Yep when this was announced i was like […]
2025 Award Seasons Cinema Club
Film 261:- Midsommar
Spoilers Does it make you a bad person if you say Midsommar is a comfort film for you? Not asking for a friend, asking for myself. Yes its time to go get lost in Ari Asters weird festival, which asks at an hour in […]
2023 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Secret Cinema 20.01.2025
Secret Cinema time!We all love these, you never know what its going to be which is always so much fun. You pay your money you take your chance.& the odeon clues were not helpful at all. So cheers guys for that. All but full […]
2025 Cinema Club Secret Screening
Cinema Club… Here
So lets rewind. It Snowed! I know the fuck! It never snows but last wednesday we got 90mins of snow on top of rain & ice. It mean the entire south coast stopped. So even though im good at driving in the snow i […]
2025 Cinema Club In the Name of Tom Hanks
Cinema Club… Interstellar (IMAX 10th Anniversary)
This is it, the end of the best Cinema Club year ever. Cinema Trip 117. & what a way to end it, with some Nolan. Yes earlier in November America did a special IMAX rerelease of Interstellar & only London Cinemas did it here […]
2024 Christopher Nolan Cinema Club In the Name of Its the End of the World as we Know It Matt Damon
Cinema Club… Better Man
Right who’s done with talking to their family over christmas. I am (well for 24hours i am seeing them again tomorrow) So lets go see the 1pm showing of Better Man, the Robbie Williams Biopic. This is either going to genius or stupid there […]
2024 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Sonic The Hedgehog 3
FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! SorryIm done with work for 2024 woohoo. What a way to celebrate than going to the cinema & watching the 8:15 pm showing of Sonic 3 which even though it isnt, it will be an adult only showing. Lets be honest who is […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Maria
I could have seen this as an advanced screening back in December, but it was either see this or no presents to wrap. So i didnt go to this. Everyone loved their christmas gifts by the way. So here i am on a monday […]
2025 Cinema Club