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Sofa Viewer:-The Bubble
Spoilers …& also (i feel i should give this warning for his films) this will try not to come with Pedro Pascal Bias… This didnt pass me by when it came out, however there was a fuck ton of things on at the cinema […]
In the Name of Netflix Pedro Pascal Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Till
Welcome to Cinema Club 2023 peoples & what a way to start the year, but with an Unlimited Advanced Screening ekkkkkkkkkkkkk & yes lets do it on a bank holiday too wooohoooo & im not dying from a hangover too wooohooo. Screen 8 id […]
2023 Cinema Club
The Year in Film 2022
Welcome to the 2022 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… Another year of film, & for the first time since 2019 we had a full year of cinema viewing, which was so lush. Only interruptions were personal life & stuff getting in the way of […]
2020's 2022 2022 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner
Sofa Viewer:- Glass Onion A Knives Out Mystery
Cinema Club style In a real non streaming world, i would have seen this at the cinema. However neither of my local multiplex cinemas had it & my local cinema had it sold out or on a day i was busy or at 2pm […]
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Cinema Club…. I Wanna Dance With Somebody
& for the last bank holiday & cinema trip of 2022 its time to go & see Whitney. Yes time to try not to sing & dance to this at the cinema. Its gonna be hard it really is, but this is hopefully going […]
2022 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Top Gun: Maverick… The Return
So this is it… the creme de la creme. The biggy. THE 2022 GOLDEN BUZZER WINNER! God it feels nice to type that outloud. & when it was announced it was going to be in Cinemas again for one more week before it goes […]
2022 Award Seasons Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner
Cinema Club… Roald Dalh’s Matilda The Musical
This is going to be a very personal one for lots of reasons. We as a family love Tim Minchin.We as a family love Roald Dalh & the book Matilda.We as a family love the 90s movie.We have all been to london to see […]
2022 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Violent Night
Time to go see a christmas film at the cinema, okay yes its stupidly early in December but other than re-releases of classics with an extra 5min or for Charity, i think this is it for this year. So Violent Night, the fate of […]
2022 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Bones & All
Time to watch 2 of my favourite actors in the world on a dark thursday night. Timothee & Mark. I dont usually do horror to late, but i think this is more a story that actual horror by the looks of it. If its […]
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Cinema Club… The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 (back to back viewing)
Usually i post a double review for a film i see twice, but i saw Guardians in standard screen on opening day at 5:10 & then the next film i went to see was Guardians in Screen X. So im doing two for the […]
Cinema Club… The Dark Tower
Please let’s not have 3 completely crap films in a row please please please iv seen some reviews for this & im very worried. 4:40 film yes please that’s good for me I’m up for that after work on a Friday. Really hard to […]
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Film 16:- Return of Jafar
Memorys ish well of gold to the old video shop down the town & renting this out almost once a month. Bad film really bad film, no wonder it went straight to video and not cinema.No Robin Williams, bad songs, songs that aren’t needed, […]
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Film 211:- Goldeneye
Spoilers I’ve had a bad day at work, something that happened that has nothing to do with me has put me on a right downer today & i cant get out of the slump. Sabrina the Teenage Witch & wine can only help so […]
2021 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 197:- Early Man
Spoilers I want to watch a Tom Hiddleston film, its been a little while & hes currently everywhere before Loki comes out. But im not up for horror or concentrating & im not feeling the MCU either so its time to get him as […]
2021 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- The Guilty (2021)
Im going to try not to spoil this, its only been out for a month so im going to give people the benefit of the doubt that theyve not seen this yet. Time for a film which i have reliably informed i should have […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Dead Don’t Die
Spoilers….unless you are in on the Joke… then nah no spoilers If youve seen the film you will get that. Time for an in joke film which is funny which i originally saw after Midsommar at the cinema to calm me down. So this […]
Its the End of the World as we Know It Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Harry Potter & The Philosophers Stone 20th Anniversary
nope its not 2001 but who cares Potter is back on the big screen & we are going again.Yep its time to return to Hogwarts & watch it all again. I remember being 12 when the first film came out & me & 2 […]
2021 Cinema Club Harry Potter
Cinema Club… Last Night in Soho
How do i start of the birthday weekend… how about Psychological Horror. Everyone elses worst type of Horror but the genre of it that i like the most. I aint up for a slasher movie but something like this absolutely. So Edgar, take me […]
2021 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… DUNE
The time has arrived to watch part one of Dune. The day after i saw this they said they are going to make Part 2 due to everyone going crazy about it. So yea lets do the first half shall we. Ive treated everyone […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Artemis Fowl
Spoilers??? Nah im going to say no because i am right now going to write the word AVOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & thats my reivew…. nah i need to type more dont i So this was on my wish list for 2020, before the word covid was […]
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Cinema Club… The Last Duel
There is no shame of being film number 32 on my must watch list for the year. no shame at all. Back ion 1 January it was my choice to put The Last Duel ahead of Stillwater on this list, i wanted to see […]
2021 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Venom: Let There Be Carnage
Sunday Night cinema feels good for me. Ive got a very busy week so i either see this today or Thursday so its got to be now. I need Thursday as a just in case films dont have the correct times for the following […]
2021 Cinema Club
Film 196:- Ex_Machina
Spoilers This has been on my watch list for a very long time. I love me some Domhnall (ive watch Frank of Ireland recently with him in) & i adore my girl crush Alicia so i think its time to see them both in […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… No Time To Die… Now I Know What Im Actually Watching
round 2 of Bond. Now i know i am watching it as a love letter to Craig, i can watch it for what it actually is & not a Bond film… those who have seen it & read the first review which is here. […]
2021 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Sofa Viewer:- The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Spoilers This is actually really hard to find on tv or dvd, im not sure why, i remember bits of it as a kid but not much. I mean i know the story & how it end, but not every single detail, so i […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Freaks
Spoilers… Who remembers lockdown one, the original, the Banana Bread Bonanza, Joe Wicks Work outs, Tiger King… nope well i remember Zooms & weve now finally stopped them on friday nights, we plan to do one a month to see our friends who live […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer