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Film 132:- Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
Spoilers If you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lets go back to Jumanji where we all grew up & see whats new & hope they they havent ruined the new one just for the sake of it making it. Please please please. Synopsis time4 teenagers find themselves in […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Gemini Man
It’s Friday, ive done a whole week at work, im still ill, so let’s go see the 4:50 film at the Odeon… Gemini Man. I do love the fact i can leave work early on a friday watch a film & be home before […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Judy
I’m back at the odeon peoples, no one want to come with me to see this one, even though the house all smiled & went that looks nice when it was on Norton on friday. Oh well their loss. Time to see Judy then. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 131… Inception
Spoilers This is the one the film you have all been waiting for me to review. It’s time & I will try to explain it I promise. It’s time for Inception! Ekkk Right let’s make this understandable as I know some of you still […]
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Cinema Club… Joker
Its not often my pops is more excited to see a film than i am but this one he was so im taking him to our local cinema on a sunday afternoon to go & see Joker & see just how out there it […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 130:- Wonder Woman
Spoilers Right DC so far your not hitting the ground running if im honest with your DCEU franchise. Time to see if you can salvage it with Wonder Woman, a strong female independent superhero. No pressure at all, even Pops has asked to watch […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Goldfinch
Oh Oscar Season, its third film in two days time. Am i going to survive all of this, with so much more to come & a possibility of winning tickets to the London Film Festival this weekend (please let me win please please please […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Hustlers
Part two of mondays double bubble from one extreme to the other. Theres going to be a lot of this during oscar season im sure of it. (really should be counting how many times ive said oscar season already). Time to go watch these […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Ad Astra
Double Bubble Back to Backs again. I’ve got films to catch up on people & with Oscar Season its going to get even more mahhhhhhhh soon so lets get viewing & typing shall we. Todays first offering was Ad Astra the new emotional space […]
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Cinema Club… Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
Oh yeaaaaaa The day is here & despite my rule of never seeing 3 cinema films in a week again, here I am. But you know baby Groot needs me. So at the moment the mini screen before the trailers are up & id […]
Cinema Club… Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Seeing a film on the day it comes out… no im not back in the odeon, but this will be good. Not heard much about this good or bad yet, so im looking forward to crossing streams & hitting the nostalgia train. Bring on […]
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Sofa Viewer:- The Parent Trap
Spoilers In the summers when my aunty uncle & cousins went away we used to go to their house for a holiday as they only lived 15mins away from london (despite that we only live 80mins away, i know odd) but i remember they […]
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Film 50:- Skyfall
Spoilers Let the Skyfall… When we stand tall… Apple Crumble… I hate frickin Adele I can’t stand her singing voice. Whenever she talks she’s amazing & hysterical but she starts singing she can do one… & the fact she sings the song for Skyfall […]
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Cinema Club… The Meg
This is entirely Ali Plumbs fault it really is & if it’s awful it’s entirely on him & his bombardment of posters & media & hype. You’ve been warned Ali. Basically the guy on radio one who does the film reviews has been in […]
2018 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Anastasia
Spoilers I remembered this fondly as a child & loved it as she was a princess but wasn’t & was real ish. So now it’s on sky cinema I thought let’s give it a go. Let’s see if it last the 20 years of […]
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Cinema Club… Ant-man & the Wasp
America got this 6 weeks ago & somehow iv managed to avoid spoilers have no idea how but I have so yay good for me. Time to go to the mcu to see what’s left (can we talk about infinity wars properly yet people?). […]
2018 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Welcome to Marwen
& now for film number 2Ive been waiting a while for this one & awful long while. I saw the trailer about 6 months ago & went i need to see this film. So here i am. I’ve seen a film i never thought […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again
My my time for a cinema trip. Really hope this is good. Apparently Cher steels the show so I’m looking forward to this. For a monday the cinema was pretty packed actually im going half full not bad. A group did turn up 15minutes […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 17:- Dr.No
SPOILERS! Yes seriously it’s 50 years old but some people may want to watch them all before this year’s comes out, so SPOILERS! The names Bond James Bond and that was that I was sold aged 8 watching Goldeneye… We will get to that […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 16:- Return of Jafar
Memorys ish well of gold to the old video shop down the town & renting this out almost once a month. Bad film really bad film, no wonder it went straight to video and not cinema.No Robin Williams, bad songs, songs that aren’t needed, […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Sofa Viewer: Runner Runner
Spoilers Although I’m not sure anyone saw this so maybe no Spoilers if people aren’t interested or huge Spoilers if I’m the only person in the world to watch this. I remember the trailer coming out for this & thinking I need to watch […]
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Film 15:- Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban
Spoilers I don’t have a memory story about this one unlike the previous two, I did see it in the cinema tho. Potter now gets darker as the books along with the target age group have grown up a bit. Step forward the film […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Demolition
SPOILERS At last im finally watching Demolition yes yes yes. Its taken well over a year, but its now on sky cinema (as i cant find the DVD anywhere to watch it) & everyone else is out of the house or not bothered, & […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Sound of Music
There are no spoilers here we know what happens. This review has almost taken a year to write as well i just keep adding to it, & not wanting to publish it so thanks for being so patient guys. Thank god for Sky Cinema […]
Musicals Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer Planes Trains & Automobiles
Spoilers Time to cram for quiz night so apologies for the very long list of bits here but here are my notes. I took while watching the film hopefully some stayed in my head. Or i can at least read them on my notes […]
Film Quiz Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Maleficent
Spoilers So here i am unwell at home, i had no sleep so havent gone into work, & im really dizzy i have tissues soup ibuprofen and lemsip. Time to watch a film on demand. Oh Maleficent havent seen that lets watch it, cant […]
Disney Sofa Viewer