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Cinema Club… Argylle
Its time to find out who is the real agent Argylle is… if its the cat im going to go crazy, but i kind of would expect it. Yep its Sunday morning & im at the cinema at 10:40 to watch the next Vaughn […]
2024 Cinema Club
Film 243:- Edward Scissorhands
Spoilers Spooooky season continues & were going back to the late 80s early 90s with Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands & another reason why i still have goth vibes. What a film & i cant wait to see how this now looks in 2022, […]
2022 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Holdovers
Its time to see if this is as classy as everyone says this is. According to some people this should be the film that challenges Oppenheimer at the oscars this year. ITs been out in America since November like the very start of it […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Anyone But You
6pm rush from work to see a rom com im not bothered by. Yea that is how seriously we are taking the 100 club this year. That im doing this. Im going to see a naff rip off of much a do about nothing, […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Color Purple
urgh not spelling Colour properly does my head in a bit… anyhow. Advanced screening time for The Color Purple (from now on ill be spelling colour properly) at cineworld & this one started early like 7pm not 7:30 very odd but oh well. Screen […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Mean Girls 2024
nope your eyes are not deceiving youthere is a new mean girl, which is a cinema version of the Broadway musical of the original film. Also its set in the now & not the 00s so yeah this could be potentially amazing or just […]
2024 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… The Zone of Interest
Time for a saturday advanced preview… i know im crazy, but i think this might be my only way to see this & its tipped as an oscar wildcard, so its time to go watch The Zone of Interest & go oh god at […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Poor Things
Back to Back day trips to the cinema, its just like the good old days in Brighton hehe. Yep today its the turn of Poor things. Its getting a lot of wards hype so im hoping for big bold things here & to be […]
2024 Cinema Club In the Name of Mark Ruffalo
Cinema Club… The Boys In The Boat
I should have seen this film a week ago but a strange phenomenon happened… it snowed. I mean actual snow. Not like inches but enough that it set & there was ice & it stayed around for 3 days on rooves & cars. I […]
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Cinema Club… Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
Who decided to go to the cinema at 10:40am on a sunday morning, me thats who. Why why did i decide that. Well to see Ant Man in screen X without hundreds of people. Yes i did completely forget this was out, my bad […]
Cinema Club… Dumb Money
Advanced preview time. Yay. Getting back into the swing of these before i can properly start watching films like this again. Hehe. Yep the job move being back home means a lots more advanced preview will be watched which i am super happy about. […]
Disney
Film 292:- WALL•E
Spoilers We are now in emotional breakdown section of Pixar good help me. Yep WALL.E, UP & Toy Story 3. This will hurt. There might be gaps between the films, just to stop me from flooding my flat or i might just do them […]
2024 Disney DVD Films Its the End of the World as we Know It
Bond
Film 108:- A View To A Kill
Spoilers Today May 23rd 2017 the legend that was Sir Roger Moore died aged 89 of cancer, a truely sad day made even sadder by this news. So it’s time to watch a View to a Kill. His best performance as Bond but not […]
2017 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Sofa Viewer:- The Parent Trap
Spoilers In the summers when my aunty uncle & cousins went away we used to go to their house for a holiday as they only lived 15mins away from london (despite that we only live 80mins away, i know odd) but i remember they […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Film 225:- Thor
Spoilers Next Part of the MCU athon, & its time to meet Thor… that god guy with the lightning who ive mentioned on here a few times & his ugly brother Loki (mainly because Loki is not attractive, but Tom Hiddleston is) yep time […]
2022 DVD Films MCU
Cinema Club: Babylon
Me, Cinema, On a Sunday, not in the evening… the hell. Yea i know but this film is 3h long so a noon showing is perfect for me otherwise its not ending til like midnight for the other showings i can go to, no […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club: M3GAN
Straight from work to the cinema time, happy days, heres hoping the traffic is in my favour for me to get there in time for 6pm. 6pm horrors work better for me they really do. Less nightmares, less disturbed sleep. I say that, i […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Plane
Again no original intro written & its been a while so less chit chat before the start. Advanced screening time. Time to go see Plane. A GERRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR film that paints by numbers (& yes you still need to scream his name like that […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Man Called Otto
I need to apologise.This website has not been working properly for me in the last couple of weeks. Today 12 Feb is the first time ive got access to it in over 16 days. & i know i have a lot of typing up […]
2023 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Alice In Wonderland
Spoilers I meant to watch this a week ago but it didnt & im now glad that was the case. But im here its friday night & im chatting to people online before twitter implodes (its still going atm just) so i though id […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Unrelated
Spoilers… i mean im not sure any of you have ever seen this film, or heard of it. Friday night Tom Hiddleston watch-a-longs with the girls are going well. Tonight is instalment is Unrelated a 2007 indi budget film from 2007 when Tom was […]
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Cinema Club… Empire Of Light
Time to go see another advanced preview of a movie. Sam Mendes Empire of Light. From the moment ive heard about this film ive been like omfg i have to see this movie, its going to be off the scale & its going to […]
2023 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:-The Bubble
Spoilers …& also (i feel i should give this warning for his films) this will try not to come with Pedro Pascal Bias… This didnt pass me by when it came out, however there was a fuck ton of things on at the cinema […]
In the Name of Netflix Pedro Pascal Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Till
Welcome to Cinema Club 2023 peoples & what a way to start the year, but with an Unlimited Advanced Screening ekkkkkkkkkkkkk & yes lets do it on a bank holiday too wooohoooo & im not dying from a hangover too wooohooo. Screen 8 id […]
2023 Cinema Club
The Year in Film 2022
Welcome to the 2022 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… Another year of film, & for the first time since 2019 we had a full year of cinema viewing, which was so lush. Only interruptions were personal life & stuff getting in the way of […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Glass Onion A Knives Out Mystery
Cinema Club style In a real non streaming world, i would have seen this at the cinema. However neither of my local multiplex cinemas had it & my local cinema had it sold out or on a day i was busy or at 2pm […]
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