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The Year of Film 2020…?
but was it…. Welcome to the 2020 Cinema Club awards… & that feels really weird to say out loud. We were going to go hard or go home this year & attempt the 100 film cinema club. We were going to be spoiled for […]
2010's 2020 2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner General Notes The Charts
Sofa Viewer:- The Midnight Sky
New film content over christmas, while in tier four where you cant go out to the cinema even though there are 3 films i want to see this week. So yes i cant wait to see this. So i am going to do this […]
Its the End of the World as we Know It Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Spoilers… Very Nice… Like actual spoilers dont expect this to be like Cinema Club Reviews (what are those?) Yes i did copy & paste the film title from online im not writing all of that out. Sorry im late to the Borat 2 party, […]
In the Name of Sofa Viewer Tom Hanks
Sofa Viewer:- George of the Jungle
Spoilers Ive got a few days off im not tired & i cant go to bed after playing Black Mirror Bandasnatch, no way pepe. So lets go through disney plus see what theyve got, now ive finished Goldblum… oh my god George of the […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
Spoilers My Disney Plus runs out in a month, so i need to get viewing. Im planning Hamilton for Christmas day Soul for boxing day & then getting rid until Loki is on. So ive got some watching, so why not watch this, ive […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Film 163:- Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Spoilers All sport is off this weekend, we still arent in lock down but there is no football league now as well as the prem & im not going to watch the 2012 Olympics rerun quite yet. So im going nostalgic & to a […]
2020 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Arthur Christmas
Spoilers Its December so bring on the christmas films… & heres one ive never properly seen before. Whenever ive seen it i’ve been at someone elses house or its been put on for kids so you dont sit down with them to watch it […]
Christmas Films Netflix Sofa Viewer
Merry Christmas Everyone 2020
My lovely film peoples of the internet how are we all… no seriously are you all okay… thats a genuine questions, i do really care for every single one of you. 2020 was meant to be our year wasnt it, we were all going […]
Christmas Films End of Year News Letter General Notes
Sofa Viewer:- John Wick
Spoilers Ive seen John Wick 3, 3 times & ive seen 2 at least 75% of it anyhow, but never seen 1. Never. I mean i know the dog dies to set him off, but is it really a dead dog thats the trigger. […]
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Film 8: Guardians of the Galaxy
SPOILER ALERT…like serious spoilers The film that makes marvel credible, originally billed as the avengers in spa e by some critics this film has gone on to become the best film in the mcu despite no iron man or Thor appearances. This film was […]
Cinema Club… The Batman
Its time for the hype to be over & to go & see the batman. I mean i say its been hyped. Ive seen more adverts for things in the batman like he drives an audi or is on oreos that actual batman trailers […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Mufasa: The Lion King
There has been a lack of hype for this film, & a lack of press for it too. But here i am the friday before christmas, ready to go watch a live action remake which is a prequel of a film that was never […]
2024 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 22:- The Man With The Golden Gun
Spoilers… Duh it’s a Bond film. Iv skipped a couple of Bond movies in honour of the great Christopher Lee, the likes of which we will never see again. A true legend. Mr Scaramanga is Bonds greatest opponent & villain he was the only […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 95:- Cinderella
Spoilers You know that this is just a fairy tale, right, sweetheart? I mean, things don’t always happen like this in real life… and another one bites the dust Carrie had a point. Cinderella is the ultimate example of the fairy tale which does […]
2016 Disney DVD Films
Cinema Club… Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
So the world has seen it but i havent time to play film catch up after my very hectic last 2 weeks of being everywhere. First off the films been out for a little while now 2 weeks nearly, ok yes it was a meerkat […]
2016 Cinema Club Harry Potter
Cinema Club…Nocturnal Animals
This is possibly going to be my shortest review ever, and by that i mean it like only a few sentences. So Wednesday afternoon im not going to see the towns lights get switched on by Steve Coogan AHAAAAA nope i had a choice […]
2016 Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner
Film 94:- Thunderball
Spoilers Bond Time bit of Mr Connery to prove hes still got what it takes, but hes starting to look a little bit old not, not just dated. Spectre are taking over & Bonds got to work it out, despite not being near meeting […]
2016 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 93:- The Bad Education Movie
spoilers We’ve go to Fight! Fight! Fight for this love… and the rest is history especially Teabagging a swan. British TV shows especially comedy always end up on the big screen for there farewell show, and it was the right way for bad education […]
2016 DVD Films
Top 5 Films from 1993
Its’ Time for another Top 5 rundown 1993 was when Beanie Babies were launched, Buckingham Palace Opens to the public, The first Vauxhall Corsa was sold, 3 members of one direction were born & i turned 4. Here are the Top 5 movies of 1993 […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films from 1992
Its time for another Top 5 rundown. 1992 was when cartoon network first launched,euro Disney in Paris opened,Bill Clinton became president,Barcelona (such a beautiful Horizon) hosted the Olympic games. and i turned 3. As with previous messages proper review will be with films on the main blog. And as always Spoiler warning. […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films From 1991
Its time for another Top 5 rundown. 1991 was the first Gulf war started, Comedy Central was launched, The UK introduced Poll Tax, Freddie Mercury died , and i turned 2. As with previous messages proper review will be with films on the main […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films from 1990
Its time for another Top 5 rundown. 1990 was the year Mandela was released from prison, the world wide web was created ( i know argh!!!) Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister , and i turned 1. As with previous messages proper review will be […]
1990's The Charts
2016 BAFTA Awards
No spoilers here really you’ve either seen them or not? So I ended up baby sitting on Sunday night sitting there going oh fuck am I going to be able to watch them. Turns out one kid went to bed before it started & […]
Award Seasons
BAFTA nominations 2016
Yes it’s award seasons in film land & our nomination for the BAFTAS have been announced (sponsored by EE) yes it’s more random than the Oscars but it’s a good sign as to where the awards will probably be going. Now here’s my issue […]
Award Seasons
THE BIG 9… The Oscars:- breaking down the films up for the award
Weather this gets posted in time before the big day really will be something. I’ve got to get the last review up too so this is going to be tight I know it. So that’s it the big 9 films the films that are […]
Award Seasons
Top 5 Films from 1989
So here’s my plan to start. I plan on doing a Top 5 list of each year i have been born in based on what most people saw that year. It may not match up to what i think is the Top 5, but […]
1980's The Charts