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Merry Christmas Everyone 2020
My lovely film peoples of the internet how are we all… no seriously are you all okay… thats a genuine questions, i do really care for every single one of you. 2020 was meant to be our year wasnt it, we were all going […]
Christmas Films End of Year News Letter General Notes
Sofa Viewer:- John Wick
Spoilers Ive seen John Wick 3, 3 times & ive seen 2 at least 75% of it anyhow, but never seen 1. Never. I mean i know the dog dies to set him off, but is it really a dead dog thats the trigger. […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Joker
Spoilers After seeing this in the cinema i started a love hate relationship with this film & if im honest, knowing we were going to watch it again on sky cinema did make me think nah you know what to expect now girl, its […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 162:- Detective Pikachu
Pika Pika (Spoilers) God i have a hang over from my besties birthday party. Dont ask me what time i left, but i am doing sod all today. I am sitting in my penguin onesie waiting for people to text me to say they […]
2020 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
This isnt spoilers, if you think there are spoilers, then you must not live in Camelot… Camelot… Its only a model… shhh Were just going to go through the classic basically, were not in the quest for the grail here peoples, were just getting […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 161:-Die Another Day
Spoilers I’ve just got back from dinner with the girls, where we talked about James Bond & Magic Mike. So ive got in & put on Die Another Day. Got a problem with that… well if your a Tatum fan you might. This bond […]
2020 DVD Films
TENET …bulC ameniC
I’ve left this a while since i last saw Tenet… I was actually gonna leave it until after id got on on DVD watched it & then watched it on sky cinema too, but lockdown part 2 is now happening which means no cinemas […]
2020 Cinema Club
Film 160:- Robin Hood 2018
Spoilers Its raining, its february, its an fa cup weekend where we havent got a game & the next big match isnt on till 5pm, so im putting on Robin Hood (the new one) for my monthly Ben Mendelsohn being a bad guy fix. […]
2020 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Bill & Ted Face The Music
Thursday night cinema, straight after work & its a short film so i will get home in time for dinner. Happy days. I do have a confession though ive never seen any of the previous Bill & ted films, so if you are a […]
2020 Cinema ClubMCU
Film 167:- Spider-Man: Far From Home
spoilers with Black Widow now given a November release date (have finished this review well after Black Widow has been pushed back again) , watching this with my parents will finally mean they have watched all of the mcu… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i know. So lets […]
Cinema Club… Deadpool & Wolverine
It is time. Its the only MCU film this year, so this is going to be carnage. The press for this has been off the scale, so its time, to see if this really does live up to the hype. LFG! 6:30 showing on […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Frozen II
Time to Let It GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!!! Oh yea bit of disney magic for Christmas & the follow up to a modern classic no pressure here film nope none at all. This has got a lot riding on it. Jojo’s poster is still […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Daniel Craig will return as James Bond
Right people so after 2 years of speculation & lots of is he isn’t he etc Daniel Craig confirmed while I was asleep that he is going to be back as Bond for Bond 25. Something that I wasn’t expecting to wake up to. […]
General Notes JAMES BOND 007
Top 5 Films From 1991
Its time for another Top 5 rundown. 1991 was the first Gulf war started, Comedy Central was launched, The UK introduced Poll Tax, Freddie Mercury died , and i turned 2. As with previous messages proper review will be with films on the main […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films from 1990
Its time for another Top 5 rundown. 1990 was the year Mandela was released from prison, the world wide web was created ( i know argh!!!) Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister , and i turned 1. As with previous messages proper review will be […]
1990's The Charts
2016 BAFTA Awards
No spoilers here really you’ve either seen them or not? So I ended up baby sitting on Sunday night sitting there going oh fuck am I going to be able to watch them. Turns out one kid went to bed before it started & […]
Award Seasons
BAFTA nominations 2016
Yes it’s award seasons in film land & our nomination for the BAFTAS have been announced (sponsored by EE) yes it’s more random than the Oscars but it’s a good sign as to where the awards will probably be going. Now here’s my issue […]
Award Seasons
THE BIG 9… The Oscars:- breaking down the films up for the award
Weather this gets posted in time before the big day really will be something. I’ve got to get the last review up too so this is going to be tight I know it. So that’s it the big 9 films the films that are […]
Award Seasons
Top 5 Films from 1989
So here’s my plan to start. I plan on doing a Top 5 list of each year i have been born in based on what most people saw that year. It may not match up to what i think is the Top 5, but […]
1980's The Charts
Cinema Club… A Street Cat Named Bob
This is why I have an odeon card to see films I wouldn’t usually & the spend £10 on a DVD that I may watch twice. Today this is for my sister she really wants to see this film so I’m watching it in […]
2016 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Trolls
I got this feeling inside my bones, that this film is going to be epic, so much so that i dont look like an idiot seeing it, ive asked my friends kids who i baby sit if they want to come. Turns out they […]
2016 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Doctor Strange
I have been waiting a long time for this a very long time for this. Since the moment it was rumoured 4 years ago that the Cumberbatch was joining the MCU iv been waiting. Usually when I go see a film at 5 after […]
2016 Cinema Club MCU
Film 92:- Gone Girl
Spoilers As with previous Kevin & Perry Go Large Review this has now been purchased on dvd by myself and more importantly my mum finally read the book. Yay now i get to properly shout about it. So heres a brief recap of last […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Inferno
so i missed the odeon secret film on Tuesday due to football (we won by the way) so i treated myself to a bit of Tom Hanks on Wednesday. Yep time for Inferno Trailer wise, that NatWest advert is a bit much isnt it we […]
2016 Cinema Club In the Name of Tom Hanks
Film 91:- The Hunger Games Catching Fire
spoilers Welcome Welcome Welcome. Chins up Smiles on Yep Were back to my obsession with the hunger games people. Time for Katniss to take us on an emotional roller coaster once again. We are back from Bank Holiday Mini Golf (which i won SHOCK […]
2016 DVD Films
Film 90:- Air Force One
spoilers I’m not going to lie & please don’t judge me but this is one of my favourite films of all time. Maybe because it was one of the first films I ever saw with real actors in it & not animation. Good choice […]
2016 DVD Films