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Cinema Club… The Farewell
Back from holiday peoples whoop bring on some film madness for you all hehe. & return with a bang back into Oscar season & one that’s tipped hotly to do very very well indeed. Time to see what the Farewell has to offer. No […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Shiny Shrimps
Oscar season starts right now ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yep we are at that time of the year time to start viewing Oscar hopefuls even though I am completely biased this year & don’t actually for once give a shit about that (we don’t get said film […]
2019 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer (plane addition):- What We Do In The Shadows
Spoilers… I kinda dont want to review this i want to wait until i get the DVD to just go full on at this & just talk & talk but i have to type im sorry i really do. I also have to confess […]
Sofa Viewer Taika Waititi Vampires on the Big Screen
Cinema Club… The Informer
Back from holidays 1 & 2 (& now 3 but shhhh) & time for a brief reprise of cinema club before I go away again. Apologies this wasn’t put up nearer the time. I need to see a film I’m having withdrawal symptoms I […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Angel Has Fallen
Apologies once again my lovies. This is what happens when you have 3 holidays in 5 weeks my bad. Well not really. It’s just there was no WiFi on my boat or 4g & I didn’t want to waste all my data in Greece […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Good Boys
Again apologies about the delay people almost a two week gaps, at least this will be up before the september holiday… in theory. second part of double bubble back to back films. So this should be good. Im expecting the standard bad us comedy […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
I apologise hugly, i saw this film a while ago but have since been on holiday twice then had a horrific cold & all sorts of stuff has happened & now im packing for the next holiday, so if i dont remember every little […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw… Second Round
Well why not its still on lets go see it again & see if i missed anything overly important or hillarious or more likely both. Screen 7 in the bottom of the cinema i would say had about 40 people in it for a […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Blinded by the Light
Pretty sure the Odeon started missing me at the cinema its been over a week now since my last visit. I see this as prep for them when i go away on holiday in the next few weeks hence im now trying to get […]
2019 Cinema Club MusicalsMCU
Cinema Club… Black Widow
ITS TIME FOR MY NUMBER ONE PICK OF 2021 OF THE FILMS I MOST WANT TO SEE THIS YEAR! ITS FIANLLY TIME TO GO & SEE BLACK WIDOW! PLEASE BE WORTH THE WAIT SCARLETT! Ok ive stopped the shouting for now Very excited for […]
Cinema Club… Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
This is what you go & see because nowhere (& i mean nowhere) is showing Oppenheimer at a decent time for a second viewing. Not even in Imax & i wont go to my two independents because trust me those chairs even the good […]
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Film 12:- Aladdin
Do i Seriously have to put Spoiler down…. Right i was kind of dreading watching Aladdin if im honest. I haven’t seen it since the great Robin Williams passed away last summer. The man was a genius… a true legend in all respects. Its […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Bond
Film 256:- Tomorrow Never Dies
Spoilers & now we are at Brosnan. I mean i have already done Goldeneye as apart of the Bondathon, but that has already been reivew by me before in fact this is the only Brosnan film ive not watched on DVD since i started […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 17:- Dr.No
SPOILERS! Yes seriously it’s 50 years old but some people may want to watch them all before this year’s comes out, so SPOILERS! The names Bond James Bond and that was that I was sold aged 8 watching Goldeneye… We will get to that […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 16:- Return of Jafar
Memorys ish well of gold to the old video shop down the town & renting this out almost once a month. Bad film really bad film, no wonder it went straight to video and not cinema.No Robin Williams, bad songs, songs that aren’t needed, […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Sofa Viewer: Runner Runner
Spoilers Although I’m not sure anyone saw this so maybe no Spoilers if people aren’t interested or huge Spoilers if I’m the only person in the world to watch this. I remember the trailer coming out for this & thinking I need to watch […]
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Film 15:- Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban
Spoilers I don’t have a memory story about this one unlike the previous two, I did see it in the cinema tho. Potter now gets darker as the books along with the target age group have grown up a bit. Step forward the film […]
2015 DVD Films Harry Potter
Sofa Viewer:- Demolition
SPOILERS At last im finally watching Demolition yes yes yes. Its taken well over a year, but its now on sky cinema (as i cant find the DVD anywhere to watch it) & everyone else is out of the house or not bothered, & […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Sound of Music
There are no spoilers here we know what happens. This review has almost taken a year to write as well i just keep adding to it, & not wanting to publish it so thanks for being so patient guys. Thank god for Sky Cinema […]
Musicals Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer Planes Trains & Automobiles
Spoilers Time to cram for quiz night so apologies for the very long list of bits here but here are my notes. I took while watching the film hopefully some stayed in my head. Or i can at least read them on my notes […]
Film Quiz Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Maleficent
Spoilers So here i am unwell at home, i had no sleep so havent gone into work, & im really dizzy i have tissues soup ibuprofen and lemsip. Time to watch a film on demand. Oh Maleficent havent seen that lets watch it, cant […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer: Sleeping Beauty
I have to say Spoiler just in case, but if your over the age of 14 are a man & don’t have kids then I think the rest of the world has seen the film. This really irritates me this Disney film. I’m sorry […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Merry Christmas Everyone 2016
Hello lovely peoples of the internet & film. This is a little different to my usual posts and reviews but i thought this was the place for me to spread my festive cheer (and sing out loud for all to hear). Its also the […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Merry Christmas Everyone 2017
Hello lovely peoples of the internet, film & BHAFC. For those unaware as in previous years, this is a little different to my usual posts and reviews but this is the best place for me to spread my festive cheer (and sing out loud for […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Merry Christmas Everyone 2018
Hello lovely peoples of the internet. We all good? Thought so. For those unaware blah blah(see last years post etc),this isn’t a film review. Nope, more a review of my last year & whats happened in my life over the last 12 months, & […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Sofa Viewer: Kevin and Perry Go Large
Is this really a spoiler shout seriously surely everyone who’s into this kinda film has watched it by now. TV shows turning into films can end up as a couple of things. Being a car crash & everyone sitting there going why did they […]
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