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Cinema Club… Blue Story
We are running out of films days & times in 2019 for cinema trips so this week in an attempt to get to the magic 100 figure we are going 1 day on 1 day off. 3 in 5 days lets do this & […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Die Hard
Film 3 of 3 in 2 days whooop lets do this. so in about may mama was randomly asking were there any films i hadnt seen on the big screen that i regret not seeing to which my answers were basically all of my […]
2019 Christmas Films Cinema Club Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Charlie’s Angels 2019
Film 2 of 3, & I’m really hoping for some nostalgia here. Charlie’s angels in the 00s was so much fun (mainly due to Rockwell & Murray). I hope these new modern ones aren’t as crap as the critics make them out to be. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Knives Out
Film time, 3 in 2 days nice & standard, & ive chosen time do this one first as if it’s good I don’t want it to cloud my judgment before my second on Tuesday. Even tho I know tuesday part two will be epic. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 140:- Bohemian Rhapsody
spoilers ahh oh Tonight… Im gonna have myself a well good film time…. Im not going to do this throughout dont worry, well i might we will see how we go. Time to see if that man really did deserve that oscar he got […]
2019 DVD Films Film Quiz Musicals
Film 139:- American Assassin
Spoilers Time for a film not for the fainthearted. This isnt going to be everyones cuppa tea at all. Its just not, well the start of it isnt. But if it is you blend you will fuckign love every single second of it. Here […]
2019 DVD Films
Film 138:- Avengers Infinity War
Spoilers Oh this is going to fucking hurt isnt it oh god, im not over this. Endgame is in 10 days time ive seen this about 10 times this is the first time my pops in sitting down to watch it in full i […]
2019 DVD Films MCU
Merry Christmas Everyone 2019
Peoples of the internet… Hey man… Alright… Yep we are back to that time again, a time to reflect on everything that happened in 2019, which lets just say wasnt quiet. Alot when down, an awful lot went down. So lets get reviewing shall […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Cinema Club… Frozen II
Time to Let It GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!!! Oh yea bit of disney magic for Christmas & the follow up to a modern classic no pressure here film nope none at all. This has got a lot riding on it. Jojo’s poster is still […]
2019 Cinema Club DisneyMCU
Sofa Viewer:- The Guardians of The Galaxy Holiday Special (Cinema Club Addition)
No Spoilers, this only came out on Friday so its unfair to ruin it for you. Come back next christmas when i re-watch it & then i will post a new review for it (sets reminder to rewatch) So this isnt even going to […]
Cinema Club… Ocean’s 8
Film time yay. Lets do this girls.I love me a heist film i really do, you all know this by now but if your new to this, first of all welcome to cinema club & popcorn for one & secondly get used to the […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer:- Pinocchio
Spoilers Time for another disney classic. No this isnt the one with Tom Hanks or the new netflix animated version either, were going back to the original trippy disney movie & seeing how freaky it really was & why on earth this was ever […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
Film 247:- On Her Majestys Secret Service
Spoilers Welcome to the DVD list of 2023. Please dont shout at me for not being done with the 2022 write ups, a lot of watching happened in 2022, & im going to get on top of it i promise. But a new year […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 39, 40 & 41:- Batman Begins, The Dark Knight & The Dark Knight Rises Bank Hoilday Movie Marathon
Spoilers Spoilers oh & Spoilers This may well be the longest review i ever right so bear with me trust me though it will be worth it. So August Bank holiday Monday, theres no Football & its raining. I get up and see that […]
2015 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name of
Film 38:- Spice World… The Movie
Spoilers ish dunno really You wait years to watch a film from your childhood & then you watch it twice in three days. As after I watched it the first times when we had our film night a few days later all my friends […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 37 :- Everything Must Go
Spoilers Will Ferrell is only a comedy actor… Nope incorrect anyone that has watched stranger the fiction can tell you that. So get ready for everything must go. Brief synopsis on the day Will Ferrells character Nick is fired from work, he comes home […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Bad Times at the El Royale
Time to go see a monday film peoples oh yeah. Welcome to the El Royale let’s see what it has to offer. My odeon as you all know is open again, & now I’m hoping to play catch up with the films I’ve missed. […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Beautiful Boy
Back to back films again tonight. Stop putting films on at the wrong time peoples (Odeon) its a right pain it really is. But you know it still good fun.Today was all about collecting the films that would be up for oscars…. yea that […]
2019 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Aristocats
Spoilers Mama Mama, & when I said this at 11:30pm my mum woke up from her sleep & went what’s up. Proof it works, my sister yells this usually but she is out. I started writing this review nearly a month ago & still havent finished […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Bad Education Movie
Oh yes people all those years ago when i went and saw little unknown Jack Whitehall for £15 at the Comedy Festival & it was the first night he had sold a show out, and none of you wanted to go… Well It was hysterical. You don’t need to […]
2015 Cinema Club
Film 36:- Lara Croft Tomb Raider
Spoilers! As I can never be James Bond (as Jane Bond is a stupid idea I should be shot just for mentioning it) I have to settle for one day playing Lara Croft… Not that this is a bad thing she does kick arse. […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 35:- The World Is Not Enough
Spoilers I chose to watch this bond as my sister didn’t want to watch anything to complicated, or anything Bourne, or anything Marvel… so i picked this and turns out she hadn’t seen most of the film before…just the last 20mins news to me. […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Johnny English Strikes Again
My Cinema is open once again yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. its been shut for 2 weeks but it had a soft opening on on thursday night & now its back up & running. So lets attempt to see Johnny English again. I’m not sure the message the […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Venom
& we give it back to you…. sorry wrong Tom Hardy Super Villain my bad. But you know I’m off to see Venom at last let’s see if he does give back. First of Odeon is still shut so I’d like to give a huge […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Elf
I have not lost the plot or gone mad. This is a Cinema Club Review for Elf in 2018. I know go mad & crazy i dont care. This is the first time ever where i am off to the cinema & i know […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… First Man
One Small Step For Man…. One Giant Leap For Film Kind…. Oh dont roll your eyes you were all expecting that to be the opening line of this review if you were expecting anything else i have seriously misjudged you. By now you’ve all read about […]
2018 Cinema Club