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Cinema Club… The Terminator: Dark Fate
Time for some Arnie then. Lets go a bit retro & put a modern twist as they try to rewrite the terminator history & get rid of those last two movies. I mean even if its crap its got Arnie being Arnie in it […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
Time for some disney magic. Lets go to a film which probably should of been made a lot nearer to the original than it has been. A bit of Ange as Maleficent. I mean what could go wrong. The first was so dark & […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… Farmageddon: A Shaun the Sheep Movie
This films got the best Tag Line of the year ONE SMALL STEP FOR LAMB! What a line. Seriously if that doesnt sell you going to see this film i dont know what will. So lets go raise the average age of this film […]
2019 Cinema Club
The 31 Film That Made Me… Its My Birthday!!!
So i have now hit the big THREE OHHHHHHH yep this blogger & film buff is officially old. So as my gift to all of you lovely people i wrote a list of Thirty One films for you to all enjoy & watch & […]
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Cinema Club… Official Secrets
Its been a week since ive been to the cinema. However that didnt stop everyone in my office going what the cinema again. I did shoot them down in flames though when they all said that saying i hadnt been all week. Problem is […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 132:- Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
Spoilers If you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lets go back to Jumanji where we all grew up & see whats new & hope they they havent ruined the new one just for the sake of it making it. Please please please. Synopsis time4 teenagers find themselves in […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Gemini Man
It’s Friday, ive done a whole week at work, im still ill, so let’s go see the 4:50 film at the Odeon… Gemini Man. I do love the fact i can leave work early on a friday watch a film & be home before […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Judy
I’m back at the odeon peoples, no one want to come with me to see this one, even though the house all smiled & went that looks nice when it was on Norton on friday. Oh well their loss. Time to see Judy then. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 131… Inception
Spoilers This is the one the film you have all been waiting for me to review. It’s time & I will try to explain it I promise. It’s time for Inception! Ekkk Right let’s make this understandable as I know some of you still […]
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Cinema Club… Avengers Endgame (I actually paid to see this film)
I shit you not i have paid to see a film that i have already seen i know what the actual fuck?! Im in as much shock as you. But i kinda said when i left the first viewing that i wanted to see […]
Cinema Club… The Leisure Seeker
I had no idea this film existed at all or anything about it & then a couple of weeks ago while walking the science museum in London on the little tunnels there was a poster for this & i though hmm that looks sweet […]
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Cinema Club… Inside Out 2
Its time to let the emotions go wild. I already have my fear drinks cup at home & now its time for the 6:10pm opening day showing of Inside Out 2. Bit upset my cinema no longer do adult only showings of kids films […]
2024 Cinema Club Disney
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Film 211:- Goldeneye
Spoilers I’ve had a bad day at work, something that happened that has nothing to do with me has put me on a right downer today & i cant get out of the slump. Sabrina the Teenage Witch & wine can only help so […]
2021 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 33:- Kill Bill Volume 1 & Film 34:- Kill Bill Volume 2
Spoilers You aren’t missing out on a review btw Quentin Tarantino originally planed on this being 1 film, also I only have this on bluray someone gave me it for Xmas & the only machine that plays them is in the lounge so I […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 32:- Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Spoilers This is a good version of Sherlock, I saw this before the BBC version and… Unfortunately Robert Downey Jr is not Benedict Cumberbatch. Sorry but he’s not the cumberbatches Sherlock is the best. RDJ is a good sleuth, despite the fact that everynow […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 31:- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Spoilers I’m going to say this now so no one judge me or my review…THIS IS MY FAVOURITE HARRY POTTER BOOK & FILM there iv said it. I was so glad when i first saw the film & it took nearly a day to […]
2015 DVD Films Harry Potter
Film 30:- Factory Girl
Spoilers however I think I really am the only person in the world who has watched this film. I am also the person in the world who has watched this film the most. I brought it when i was 17, and doing photography/art at college, […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… A Simple Favour
Guess who back from Holibobs bitches…. Me hehe. Cinema Club has made a triumphant return to do one more film before we get to October, so lets do this. Now, noon on a thursday afternoon is a very odd time to see a film ( […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 29:- Tangled
Spoilers Happy 50th animated film Disney. Yes they have made 50 so decided to go back to their routes & tell a fairy tale in a sing along with a princess who is taken away from her parents. Based on Repunzel the story of […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- The Muppet Christmas Carol
Spoilers I remember being 6 years old watching this being petrified of the ghost of things yet to come. Sitting there crying & running out of the room. So as I hadn’t watched it in years & I had a morning off work before […]
Christmas Films Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Madagascar
Spoilers Sis I’m meant to be doing work from home, oh well who cares let’s put a film on in the back ground. So ankle update iv torn my Achilles or have tendinitis although you may all already know about this by now as […]
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Film 28:- Airplane
I have to say Spoiler but it a not really this film is older than me so no real spoilers Giggle omiter ago I’m going to put a few things I’m going to put down & then get back to later. I may just […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 27:- Insomnia
Spoilers! I purchased this film when Robin Williams died about a year ago. Iv never seen it so I was really looking forward to viewing this. Also it’s a Christopher Nolan film who is apparently the man who brought you momento… I need to […]
2015 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name of
Cinema Club… Glass
So my homework has been done time to go & see Glass, & see if its as awkward as all the critics say it is. After last night im properly looking forward to this now.4:55pm is the perfect film time for me on a […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… King of Thieves
The last film before i go on holiday… i know & my holiday spans quite a bit of time so my bad reviews will resume soon i promise. So off to the odeon one more time Friday night 5pm showings are the best no […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… BlackKklansman
today is the last £3 wednesday at the connought in worthing, very sad times. As of next wednesday it will be £3.50 wednesdays instead shame. & as this was the best way for me to see this film & save money it had to […]
2018 Cinema Club