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Cinema Club… Jaws
We’re gonna need a bigger boat… Time for you all to go what the hell… i’ve never seen all of Jaws. I’ve seen the iconic bits & the end but other than that nothing. So its on at my odeon as a one off […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Far From Home… Looks Can Be Deceiving
Time to go easter egg hunting & see if everything was really hiding in plain sight or if its actually hard to spot in advance. Yep round two of spiderman lets do this Peter Parker. It was on at the exact same time as […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away, oh i believe in yesterday… SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry i love that bit in Bean the movie, had to do it. It would be wrong not to if im honest. Yep another trip to the cinema to see Yesterday […]
2019 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can… etc. Spidy time people yay. The last film of phase three, after this we have no clue where the MCU is off to next, were going down a jump hole not knowing where the clicks are taking […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Beach Cinema Club Special… The Boat That Rocked
Beach time bitches whoop. Also my sister had this on dvd & ive not watched it since she moved out so here we go. I looked like a larry to start with all my friends were in chi at flip out & were aiming […]
2019 Beach Cinema Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Brightburn
Lifes got in the way the last couple of weeks, all sorts of stuffs been going on hence less films less reviews less cinema club. But for a little while now we will be all right here maybe. To quote the grate Ronan Keating […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 126:- Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix
Spoilers Get your cloaks people were back to the magical world of Harry Potter hehe. Yes back to the films that we love, except this one its the one i dont like im sorry but you know we can get to that bit in […]
2018 DVD Films Harry Potter
Cinema Club… Toy Story 4
My inner child is so ready for some toy story get in get in get in. I am ready for this i think. I was more than willing a few years ago to say goodbye to my childhood when Toy Story 3 came out […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney In the Name of Tom Hanks
Beach Cinema Club Special… The Death of Stalin
Lets go to the Beach each lets go get away. Time for Beach Cinema at the Perch for a friday night, my first one of the year. Yep Film two of the day as previously mentioned is one thats a classic which they are […]
2019 Beach Cinema Cinema ClubMCU
Sofa Viewer: Avengers Assemble
NO SPOILER ALERT as im not actually reviewing it, give it a couple of months & i will. While everyone else in the world was watching Britain’s Got No Talent on Monday i had planned to watch the champions league final from 2005… i […]
Cinema Club.. The Happytime Murders
Again double bubble day why see one film when two is so much fun right??? So i went for a walk had a snack then headed to the huge screen 5 for the happy time murders. A film that has had a lot of […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer:- The Parent Trap
Spoilers In the summers when my aunty uncle & cousins went away we used to go to their house for a holiday as they only lived 15mins away from london (despite that we only live 80mins away, i know odd) but i remember they […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
Film 115:- You Only Live Twice
Spoilers ish yea guess they still are JAMES BOND IS DEAD ARGH?!?!?!?! hence the title. Nah of course he is alive, hes off to go stop Spectre by faking his dead, save the Russian & American & fall in love with various girls all […]
2017 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Sofa Viewer: Runner Runner
Spoilers Although I’m not sure anyone saw this so maybe no Spoilers if people aren’t interested or huge Spoilers if I’m the only person in the world to watch this. I remember the trailer coming out for this & thinking I need to watch […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 15:- Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban
Spoilers I don’t have a memory story about this one unlike the previous two, I did see it in the cinema tho. Potter now gets darker as the books along with the target age group have grown up a bit. Step forward the film […]
2015 DVD Films Harry Potter
Sofa Viewer:- Demolition
SPOILERS At last im finally watching Demolition yes yes yes. Its taken well over a year, but its now on sky cinema (as i cant find the DVD anywhere to watch it) & everyone else is out of the house or not bothered, & […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Sound of Music
There are no spoilers here we know what happens. This review has almost taken a year to write as well i just keep adding to it, & not wanting to publish it so thanks for being so patient guys. Thank god for Sky Cinema […]
Musicals Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer Planes Trains & Automobiles
Spoilers Time to cram for quiz night so apologies for the very long list of bits here but here are my notes. I took while watching the film hopefully some stayed in my head. Or i can at least read them on my notes […]
Film Quiz Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Maleficent
Spoilers So here i am unwell at home, i had no sleep so havent gone into work, & im really dizzy i have tissues soup ibuprofen and lemsip. Time to watch a film on demand. Oh Maleficent havent seen that lets watch it, cant […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer: Sleeping Beauty
I have to say Spoiler just in case, but if your over the age of 14 are a man & don’t have kids then I think the rest of the world has seen the film. This really irritates me this Disney film. I’m sorry […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Merry Christmas Everyone 2016
Hello lovely peoples of the internet & film. This is a little different to my usual posts and reviews but i thought this was the place for me to spread my festive cheer (and sing out loud for all to hear). Its also the […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Merry Christmas Everyone 2017
Hello lovely peoples of the internet, film & BHAFC. For those unaware as in previous years, this is a little different to my usual posts and reviews but this is the best place for me to spread my festive cheer (and sing out loud for […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Merry Christmas Everyone 2018
Hello lovely peoples of the internet. We all good? Thought so. For those unaware blah blah(see last years post etc),this isn’t a film review. Nope, more a review of my last year & whats happened in my life over the last 12 months, & […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Sofa Viewer: Kevin and Perry Go Large
Is this really a spoiler shout seriously surely everyone who’s into this kinda film has watched it by now. TV shows turning into films can end up as a couple of things. Being a car crash & everyone sitting there going why did they […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 14:- Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters
I’m not sure many people saw this film so spoilers Step forward another one of those films where your childhood fairy tale has grown up with you & turns all dark mysterious & evil. This one has a few more fwords than most & […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 13:- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Spoilers This is one of a few occasions where i had not read or seen the previous version & originals. I always had a rough idea what it was about. So worked out exactly where it was going from the first 15mins alone. That […]
2015 DVD Films Its the End of the World as we Know It