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Cinema Club… Farmageddon: A Shaun the Sheep Movie
This films got the best Tag Line of the year ONE SMALL STEP FOR LAMB! What a line. Seriously if that doesnt sell you going to see this film i dont know what will. So lets go raise the average age of this film […]
2019 Cinema Club
The 31 Film That Made Me… Its My Birthday!!!
So i have now hit the big THREE OHHHHHHH yep this blogger & film buff is officially old. So as my gift to all of you lovely people i wrote a list of Thirty One films for you to all enjoy & watch & […]
Award Seasons End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner General Notes The Charts Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Official Secrets
Its been a week since ive been to the cinema. However that didnt stop everyone in my office going what the cinema again. I did shoot them down in flames though when they all said that saying i hadnt been all week. Problem is […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 132:- Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
Spoilers If you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lets go back to Jumanji where we all grew up & see whats new & hope they they havent ruined the new one just for the sake of it making it. Please please please. Synopsis time4 teenagers find themselves in […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Gemini Man
It’s Friday, ive done a whole week at work, im still ill, so let’s go see the 4:50 film at the Odeon… Gemini Man. I do love the fact i can leave work early on a friday watch a film & be home before […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Judy
I’m back at the odeon peoples, no one want to come with me to see this one, even though the house all smiled & went that looks nice when it was on Norton on friday. Oh well their loss. Time to see Judy then. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 131… Inception
Spoilers This is the one the film you have all been waiting for me to review. It’s time & I will try to explain it I promise. It’s time for Inception! Ekkk Right let’s make this understandable as I know some of you still […]
2018 Christopher Nolan DVD Films Leonardo Di Caprio Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Joker
Its not often my pops is more excited to see a film than i am but this one he was so im taking him to our local cinema on a sunday afternoon to go & see Joker & see just how out there it […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 130:- Wonder Woman
Spoilers Right DC so far your not hitting the ground running if im honest with your DCEU franchise. Time to see if you can salvage it with Wonder Woman, a strong female independent superhero. No pressure at all, even Pops has asked to watch […]
2018 DVD FilmsMCU
Cinema Club… Avengers Endgame (I actually paid to see this film)
I shit you not i have paid to see a film that i have already seen i know what the actual fuck?! Im in as much shock as you. But i kinda said when i left the first viewing that i wanted to see […]
Cinema Club… Avengers: Infinity War (The Normal Cinema Club Review)
When you’ve been once but you need to go & put yourself through that kinda film again just to get your head around it & check that it did all happen. Yea im doing that. Also by the time this is up on here […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer:- Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Spoilers… well probably yes i hope none of you have seen this. Now i have Disney Plus again its got all the disney spin off films that are like 1h15mins perfect home from cinema ignore but watch films in my opinion, but are so […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
Film 85:- Goldfinger
Spoilers Time for more 007 action, ans the one which makes him iconic. Goldfinger, has the lines the gadgets the bad name & the car & by god it makes Bond become more than just a spy. Yep this is the iconic, do you expect […]
2016 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Movie Nights Star Trek Beyond
Spoilershappy Christmas dad So dad didn’t go to see this in the cinema it was out while he & mama were cruising around Russia etc. So it made perfect sense to buy him this & the previous Star Trek on Blu ray for Christmas […]
Movie Nights
Cinema Club.. The Happytime Murders
Again double bubble day why see one film when two is so much fun right??? So i went for a walk had a snack then headed to the huge screen 5 for the happy time murders. A film that has had a lot of […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Ant Man
Here something iv never understood about my local independent cinema in Worthing… It’s sponsored my Vauxhall! Yes seriously. Surely that means it’s not independent? Oh well when you can take £2 beer into a movie it’s always good I guess.The Worthing Dome has a […]
2015 Cinema Club MCU
Film 24:- The Great Gatsby
Spoilers! Bad Luhrmann returns to what he does best… Killing Leonardo DiCaprio nope sorry that’s Scorsese, the other one, be utterly charming, nope being spoilt that’s the one. I have never read the book or seen any of the previous versions. So if I’m […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Searching…
Double bubble Monday’s Why do the odeon keep putting films I want to see on at like 6pm or 6:30 it’s a real pain so I have to make it worth my while & do two in a row every now & then. So today […]
2018 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer :- Unbreakable
SpoilersGod left this a bit late with it being the night before that i see Glass is when i watch Unbreakable but meh i got there. So lets do this shall we.Basically David Dunn (Bruce Willis) is the only survivor of a horrific train […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Shaun of the Dead
Spoilers Let’s all go to the Winchester and wait for the whole thing to blow over. Nothing sums up British culture like a rom zom com spoof beating up an oap in a pub with snooker cues & fire extinguishers to queen don’t stop […]
Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Equalizer 2
& as I said in the previous the other end of the spectrum. My parents used to watch the tv show years & years ago & the first one passed me by when it came out, so I’ve had to play catch up, but […]
2018 Cinema Club In the Name of Pedro Pascal
Sofa Viewer :- Wreck-It Ralph
Spoilers I keep watching bits of this but never complete it, never never never, so we are doing this right now. Wreck-It Ralph you have my attention. Premises bad guy from computer game is actually a nice guy & doesn’t like the fact hes a bad guy […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Christopher Robin
A double header yeah why not from one end of the spectrum to the other. Time to become a small child once again & watch Christopher Robin. Now if you have access to any of my social media platforms you will know the story […]
2018 Cinema Club Disney
Sofa Viewer: The Incredibles
Spoilers Why Disney have only just thought of making a follow up to this I have no idea, this could have made them so much money. Think of all the different supers they could have introduced & gone over, origins story’s etc. I just […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Film 23:- In Time
Spoiler alert! Well I managed to last to film 23 before I got to a film with this man in. Not that I own too many of them, most of them he is evil or freaky in, he dies a lot too. No I’m […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Colette
Wednesday film time. 2 in 2 days isnt shabby isnt it. Unfortunately as i need to catch up on Unbreakable for Glass on friday, i wont be making it 4 in 4 just 4 in 3. Shame oh well.I am lowering the average age […]
2019 Cinema Club