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Cinema Club… Blue Story
We are running out of films days & times in 2019 for cinema trips so this week in an attempt to get to the magic 100 figure we are going 1 day on 1 day off. 3 in 5 days lets do this & […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Die Hard
Film 3 of 3 in 2 days whooop lets do this. so in about may mama was randomly asking were there any films i hadnt seen on the big screen that i regret not seeing to which my answers were basically all of my […]
2019 Christmas Films Cinema Club Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Charlie’s Angels 2019
Film 2 of 3, & I’m really hoping for some nostalgia here. Charlie’s angels in the 00s was so much fun (mainly due to Rockwell & Murray). I hope these new modern ones aren’t as crap as the critics make them out to be. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Knives Out
Film time, 3 in 2 days nice & standard, & ive chosen time do this one first as if it’s good I don’t want it to cloud my judgment before my second on Tuesday. Even tho I know tuesday part two will be epic. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 140:- Bohemian Rhapsody
spoilers ahh oh Tonight… Im gonna have myself a well good film time…. Im not going to do this throughout dont worry, well i might we will see how we go. Time to see if that man really did deserve that oscar he got […]
2019 DVD Films Film Quiz Musicals
Film 139:- American Assassin
Spoilers Time for a film not for the fainthearted. This isnt going to be everyones cuppa tea at all. Its just not, well the start of it isnt. But if it is you blend you will fuckign love every single second of it. Here […]
2019 DVD Films
Film 138:- Avengers Infinity War
Spoilers Oh this is going to fucking hurt isnt it oh god, im not over this. Endgame is in 10 days time ive seen this about 10 times this is the first time my pops in sitting down to watch it in full i […]
2019 DVD Films MCU
Merry Christmas Everyone 2019
Peoples of the internet… Hey man… Alright… Yep we are back to that time again, a time to reflect on everything that happened in 2019, which lets just say wasnt quiet. Alot when down, an awful lot went down. So lets get reviewing shall […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Cinema Club… Frozen II
Time to Let It GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!!! Oh yea bit of disney magic for Christmas & the follow up to a modern classic no pressure here film nope none at all. This has got a lot riding on it. Jojo’s poster is still […]
2019 Cinema Club DisneyMCU
Cinema Club… Avengers Endgame (I actually paid to see this film)
I shit you not i have paid to see a film that i have already seen i know what the actual fuck?! Im in as much shock as you. But i kinda said when i left the first viewing that i wanted to see […]
Cinema Club… Where The Crawdads Sing
An advanced preview is one of my favourite cinema things to do. I mean lets be honest watching Films is my jam but going to see something before the rest of the world does without risk of spoiler is lush. So i am up […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Snow White 2025
Its time for the Disney tent pole. The one that everyone for years had begged for the live action version. The one that started the house of mouse. Yet some how Snow White has arrived with so many controversies since its announcement & lack […]
2025 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 189:- The Living Daylights
spoilers Happy birthday to my Bond. I know my James Bond should be Craig or whoever is next but for now its Mr Dalton & i love him & this is one of the best Bond films that was really ahead of its time. […]
2021 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Beautiful Boy
Back to back films again tonight. Stop putting films on at the wrong time peoples (Odeon) its a right pain it really is. But you know it still good fun.Today was all about collecting the films that would be up for oscars…. yea that […]
2019 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Aristocats
Spoilers Mama Mama, & when I said this at 11:30pm my mum woke up from her sleep & went what’s up. Proof it works, my sister yells this usually but she is out. I started writing this review nearly a month ago & still havent finished […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Bad Education Movie
Oh yes people all those years ago when i went and saw little unknown Jack Whitehall for £15 at the Comedy Festival & it was the first night he had sold a show out, and none of you wanted to go… Well It was hysterical. You don’t need to […]
2015 Cinema Club
Film 36:- Lara Croft Tomb Raider
Spoilers! As I can never be James Bond (as Jane Bond is a stupid idea I should be shot just for mentioning it) I have to settle for one day playing Lara Croft… Not that this is a bad thing she does kick arse. […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 35:- The World Is Not Enough
Spoilers I chose to watch this bond as my sister didn’t want to watch anything to complicated, or anything Bourne, or anything Marvel… so i picked this and turns out she hadn’t seen most of the film before…just the last 20mins news to me. […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Johnny English Strikes Again
My Cinema is open once again yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. its been shut for 2 weeks but it had a soft opening on on thursday night & now its back up & running. So lets attempt to see Johnny English again. I’m not sure the message the […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Venom
& we give it back to you…. sorry wrong Tom Hardy Super Villain my bad. But you know I’m off to see Venom at last let’s see if he does give back. First of Odeon is still shut so I’d like to give a huge […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Elf
I have not lost the plot or gone mad. This is a Cinema Club Review for Elf in 2018. I know go mad & crazy i dont care. This is the first time ever where i am off to the cinema & i know […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… First Man
One Small Step For Man…. One Giant Leap For Film Kind…. Oh dont roll your eyes you were all expecting that to be the opening line of this review if you were expecting anything else i have seriously misjudged you. By now you’ve all read about […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Star is Born
Ra Ra Ahah aaaa RAMA MAMA Ma Gaga Oh lala, your stupid romance. put your paws up for Cinema Club Little Monsters. Time to get the oscars rolling & see who could win. Everyone know the story a little right youve all seen or […]
2018 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Night School
so lets salvage double bubble monday shall we. First film was so dire that i need a pay off right now & if i dont get one oh man, im going to be angry. Screen 1 had about 20 people in it id say […]
2018 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Simpson’s Movie
Spoilers Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does… and that’s your Film right there. The Simpson’s go even more global than they all ready were, by going on the big screen. & then not returning yes I know surprised that didn’t […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Princess and the Frog
Spoilers Thank god for sky disney on sunday morning, and the fact that it is on demand. Makes my lie ins so much more fun to then get to watch a classic film. Even though this one isnt so old. It kinda turns a […]
Disney Sofa Viewer