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Cinema Club… Hustlers
Part two of mondays double bubble from one extreme to the other. Theres going to be a lot of this during oscar season im sure of it. (really should be counting how many times ive said oscar season already). Time to go watch these […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Ad Astra
Double Bubble Back to Backs again. I’ve got films to catch up on people & with Oscar Season its going to get even more mahhhhhhhh soon so lets get viewing & typing shall we. Todays first offering was Ad Astra the new emotional space […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Farewell
Back from holiday peoples whoop bring on some film madness for you all hehe. & return with a bang back into Oscar season & one that’s tipped hotly to do very very well indeed. Time to see what the Farewell has to offer. No […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Shiny Shrimps
Oscar season starts right now ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yep we are at that time of the year time to start viewing Oscar hopefuls even though I am completely biased this year & don’t actually for once give a shit about that (we don’t get said film […]
2019 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer (plane addition):- What We Do In The Shadows
Spoilers… I kinda dont want to review this i want to wait until i get the DVD to just go full on at this & just talk & talk but i have to type im sorry i really do. I also have to confess […]
Sofa Viewer Taika Waititi Vampires on the Big Screen
Cinema Club… The Informer
Back from holidays 1 & 2 (& now 3 but shhhh) & time for a brief reprise of cinema club before I go away again. Apologies this wasn’t put up nearer the time. I need to see a film I’m having withdrawal symptoms I […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Angel Has Fallen
Apologies once again my lovies. This is what happens when you have 3 holidays in 5 weeks my bad. Well not really. It’s just there was no WiFi on my boat or 4g & I didn’t want to waste all my data in Greece […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Good Boys
Again apologies about the delay people almost a two week gaps, at least this will be up before the september holiday… in theory. second part of double bubble back to back films. So this should be good. Im expecting the standard bad us comedy […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
I apologise hugly, i saw this film a while ago but have since been on holiday twice then had a horrific cold & all sorts of stuff has happened & now im packing for the next holiday, so if i dont remember every little […]
2019 Cinema ClubMCU
Film 138:- Avengers Infinity War
Spoilers Oh this is going to fucking hurt isnt it oh god, im not over this. Endgame is in 10 days time ive seen this about 10 times this is the first time my pops in sitting down to watch it in full i […]
Cinema Club… Blue Beetle
Time for the next DECU film, which im honest i watch the trailer for & it looks so cliché this is actually going to probably hurt. However you never know. I have no idea if this has had the Gunn effect or not but […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Haunted Mansion
So this has been slated, but you know dont judge a book by its cover or a haunted mansion via a handful of critics. So lets see what the new disney version of the Haunted Mansion has to say for itself. Hope fully at […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 175:- SPECTRE
SPOILERS We are missing the no James Bond, my birthday weekend is still a long way away before we see in in October, so we best catch up & re watch Spectre i guess. Need some Ben in my life (no the other Ben […]
2020 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… The Bad Education Movie
Oh yes people all those years ago when i went and saw little unknown Jack Whitehall for £15 at the Comedy Festival & it was the first night he had sold a show out, and none of you wanted to go… Well It was hysterical. You don’t need to […]
2015 Cinema Club
Film 36:- Lara Croft Tomb Raider
Spoilers! As I can never be James Bond (as Jane Bond is a stupid idea I should be shot just for mentioning it) I have to settle for one day playing Lara Croft… Not that this is a bad thing she does kick arse. […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 35:- The World Is Not Enough
Spoilers I chose to watch this bond as my sister didn’t want to watch anything to complicated, or anything Bourne, or anything Marvel… so i picked this and turns out she hadn’t seen most of the film before…just the last 20mins news to me. […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Johnny English Strikes Again
My Cinema is open once again yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. its been shut for 2 weeks but it had a soft opening on on thursday night & now its back up & running. So lets attempt to see Johnny English again. I’m not sure the message the […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Venom
& we give it back to you…. sorry wrong Tom Hardy Super Villain my bad. But you know I’m off to see Venom at last let’s see if he does give back. First of Odeon is still shut so I’d like to give a huge […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Elf
I have not lost the plot or gone mad. This is a Cinema Club Review for Elf in 2018. I know go mad & crazy i dont care. This is the first time ever where i am off to the cinema & i know […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… First Man
One Small Step For Man…. One Giant Leap For Film Kind…. Oh dont roll your eyes you were all expecting that to be the opening line of this review if you were expecting anything else i have seriously misjudged you. By now you’ve all read about […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Star is Born
Ra Ra Ahah aaaa RAMA MAMA Ma Gaga Oh lala, your stupid romance. put your paws up for Cinema Club Little Monsters. Time to get the oscars rolling & see who could win. Everyone know the story a little right youve all seen or […]
2018 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Night School
so lets salvage double bubble monday shall we. First film was so dire that i need a pay off right now & if i dont get one oh man, im going to be angry. Screen 1 had about 20 people in it id say […]
2018 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Simpson’s Movie
Spoilers Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does… and that’s your Film right there. The Simpson’s go even more global than they all ready were, by going on the big screen. & then not returning yes I know surprised that didn’t […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Princess and the Frog
Spoilers Thank god for sky disney on sunday morning, and the fact that it is on demand. Makes my lie ins so much more fun to then get to watch a classic film. Even though this one isnt so old. It kinda turns a […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Crazy Rich Asians
There’s been so much talk & buzz about this film I had to go & see it. You just can’t ignore the word of mouth. So it was time for double bubble Monday’s oh yea. Screen 7 id say was over half full which […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 33:- Kill Bill Volume 1 & Film 34:- Kill Bill Volume 2
Spoilers You aren’t missing out on a review btw Quentin Tarantino originally planed on this being 1 film, also I only have this on bluray someone gave me it for Xmas & the only machine that plays them is in the lounge so I […]
2015 DVD Films