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Sofa Viewer:- Klaus
Spoilers This has been on my watch list for a while & i wasnt sure what to watch tonight & then Ali Plumb was online busy going you all need to watch this so we can chat, so yea Ali made my mind up […]
Christmas Films Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… See How They Run
a murder mystery & not a horror… finally… breath emile breath. your back to normal & Mr Rockwell is here to help. Lets do this on a thursday night. Cinema on Thursday is good to try & find the fit guy who works there, […]
2022 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Spies in Disguise
Spoilers Theres a time when you just want to watch an animated film thats average, so tonight its Spies in Disguise opportunity. I need to check how good this film was as when i saw it, it was with a double header for the […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Crimes of the Future
a 3 day weekend for me woohoo. Lots of stuff going on but in the middle of all of it a trip to the cinema to see Crimes of the Future. I know the internet has been talking about how special this film is […]
2022 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Three Thousand Years of Longing
Fore wording…Today is 8 September 2022. I am British. I am not a Royalist. However, right now i feel incredibly weird & strange. Our head of state, the Queen, has died. I did say when i saw the pictures of her on Tuesday i […]
2022 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Sixth Sense
Spoilers Classic concentration friday film night time, & tonight we are going back to 1999, to watch for the first time ever The Sixth Sense. I am looking forward to this, its been high on the list for a number of years now, but […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… 05.09.2022 Secret Cinema
i love me a secret screening. No idea what you are going to watch & well before you can find out any spoilers. So tonight is gonna be good. Its also a very busy week for me 3 films in 7 days at the […]
2022 Cinema Club Secret Screening
Cinema Club… The Invitation
Thursday night cinema straight after work… happy days. Time for a film i know very little about if im honest. I saw the start of the trailer & went ahhh its Will from W1A… im in & stopped it. That was seriously enough to […]
2022 Cinema Club Vampires on the Big Screen
Sofa Viewer:- The Beguiled
Spoilers When you just flick the channels to find a film so you can write some film reviews in the background & then you fine The Beguiled… oooh happy easter weekend where you can stay up late drink & watch Colin Farrell be seedy, […]
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Cinema Club… Doctor Strange
I have been waiting a long time for this a very long time for this. Since the moment it was rumoured 4 years ago that the Cumberbatch was joining the MCU iv been waiting. Usually when I go see a film at 5 after […]
Cinema Club..Nativity Rocks! (This Aint No Silent Night)
Thinking this is the best tag line for donkeys years i really am loving it so much its in the title of the review hehe Time to get a little bit more festive with a Christmas film. I should point out ive not seen any […]
Disney
Cinema Club… The Lion King
Time for the inner child to come out of me & go & see the live action version of The Lion King. The Lion King when it originally came out too many years ago always holds a special place with me. My sister had […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 248:- Diamonds are Forever
Spoilers I thought id seen this bond film, but turns out no i hadnt, i know im as shocked as you, so lets do this. Time for Diamonds are Forever & if you didnt even sing that in your mind you are lying to […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 197:- Early Man
Spoilers I want to watch a Tom Hiddleston film, its been a little while & hes currently everywhere before Loki comes out. But im not up for horror or concentrating & im not feeling the MCU either so its time to get him as […]
2021 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- The Guilty (2021)
Im going to try not to spoil this, its only been out for a month so im going to give people the benefit of the doubt that theyve not seen this yet. Time for a film which i have reliably informed i should have […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Dead Don’t Die
Spoilers….unless you are in on the Joke… then nah no spoilers If youve seen the film you will get that. Time for an in joke film which is funny which i originally saw after Midsommar at the cinema to calm me down. So this […]
Its the End of the World as we Know It Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Harry Potter & The Philosophers Stone 20th Anniversary
nope its not 2001 but who cares Potter is back on the big screen & we are going again.Yep its time to return to Hogwarts & watch it all again. I remember being 12 when the first film came out & me & 2 […]
2021 Cinema Club Harry Potter
Cinema Club… Last Night in Soho
How do i start of the birthday weekend… how about Psychological Horror. Everyone elses worst type of Horror but the genre of it that i like the most. I aint up for a slasher movie but something like this absolutely. So Edgar, take me […]
2021 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… DUNE
The time has arrived to watch part one of Dune. The day after i saw this they said they are going to make Part 2 due to everyone going crazy about it. So yea lets do the first half shall we. Ive treated everyone […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Artemis Fowl
Spoilers??? Nah im going to say no because i am right now going to write the word AVOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & thats my reivew…. nah i need to type more dont i So this was on my wish list for 2020, before the word covid was […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Last Duel
There is no shame of being film number 32 on my must watch list for the year. no shame at all. Back ion 1 January it was my choice to put The Last Duel ahead of Stillwater on this list, i wanted to see […]
2021 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Venom: Let There Be Carnage
Sunday Night cinema feels good for me. Ive got a very busy week so i either see this today or Thursday so its got to be now. I need Thursday as a just in case films dont have the correct times for the following […]
2021 Cinema Club
Film 196:- Ex_Machina
Spoilers This has been on my watch list for a very long time. I love me some Domhnall (ive watch Frank of Ireland recently with him in) & i adore my girl crush Alicia so i think its time to see them both in […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… No Time To Die… Now I Know What Im Actually Watching
round 2 of Bond. Now i know i am watching it as a love letter to Craig, i can watch it for what it actually is & not a Bond film… those who have seen it & read the first review which is here. […]
2021 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Sofa Viewer:- The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Spoilers This is actually really hard to find on tv or dvd, im not sure why, i remember bits of it as a kid but not much. I mean i know the story & how it end, but not every single detail, so i […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Freaks
Spoilers… Who remembers lockdown one, the original, the Banana Bread Bonanza, Joe Wicks Work outs, Tiger King… nope well i remember Zooms & weve now finally stopped them on friday nights, we plan to do one a month to see our friends who live […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer