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Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Across The Spider Verse
Right time to go Across the Spider Verse once again. I am really looking forward to this. Its not for kids these film im certain of it & im hoping this one will prove my point entirely. This is going to be a lot […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Little Mermaid AGAIN
When she was so good youve got to go & see her again to make sure you just werent so emotional on opening day.. so here i am again on monday after work, ready to be apart of that world once more… A lot […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… Hypnotic
I saw a trailer for this a couple of weeks ago & thought well maybe this is the Affleck film that disproves my theory, so cross everything for me. A mind bending twisty film. Lets just hope its not cliché & to weird for […]
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Cinema Club… The Little Mermaid (2023)
This is it…This is the one… its time… Ariel is my disney princess… so this to me is the one ive waited for but im also worried about. I dont want them to fuck about with it… its my disney film shes my girl. […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Sofa Viewer:- Circle
Spoilers Well this has been on my list for a little while, a mysterious room with people in which is a battle royal kind a movie for some reason. So i had some time on Saturday night as i finished Indi 3 in plenty […]
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Film 233:- Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
Spoilers Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a 12 year old little girl called Ems. She was getting ready to leave primary school and head off to big scary secondary school. However as a right of passage, the […]
2022 DVD Films
Film 232:- The Phantom Menace
Spoilers happy 2022 star wars day, may the forth be with you or revenge of the fifth, or this is the may… which everyone you are, i hope youve had a fab day. So i though you know what ive not watched Phantom in […]
2022 DVD Films Star Wars
Cinema Club… Fast X
Its been a long day (or monday even) without you my friend… nah ill stop thereTime for Fast X part 1 of is it 3 now… im not sure, but anyhow were a go & im here for the madness (& to try not […]
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Cinema Club… Beau Is Afraid
A saturday afternoon movie trip… me… whats happened to me…? Well it was the only time i could see this film. Its not at the bargain days at my local cinemas & its only on at my multiplex at 4:10 or 8:40 & its […]
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Cinema Club… Spider-Man Homecoming
So we’ve made it to Spider-Man yay. So the odeon you kinda let me down I know next week it will be on a time that does suit me but after 2 & a half weeks where your screen times for this film haven’t, […]
Cinema Club… Gladiator II Round Two
Time for another Round of Gladiator which technically means i have done Gladiator & wicked in 24hs wooohooo. Yes i watched gladiator last week so what… but this time im taking dad he wants to see it. Mama isnt bothered. My dad was very […]
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Cinema Club… Beauty & the Beast
Tale as old as time, true as it can be. Time to take mama to the cinema to watch the live action version of beauty & the beast. Something’s that has been 23 years in the making. Ever since I was given the original for […]
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Film 253:- Octopussy
Spoilers The Bondathon is moving. Its really moving & tonight its time for Octopussy. This will be interesting i think this is the last bond film, that i have no real recollection of watching as a child. Im hoping im proved wrong though i […]
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Cinema Club… See How They Run
a murder mystery & not a horror… finally… breath emile breath. your back to normal & Mr Rockwell is here to help. Lets do this on a thursday night. Cinema on Thursday is good to try & find the fit guy who works there, […]
2022 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Spies in Disguise
Spoilers Theres a time when you just want to watch an animated film thats average, so tonight its Spies in Disguise opportunity. I need to check how good this film was as when i saw it, it was with a double header for the […]
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Cinema Club… Crimes of the Future
a 3 day weekend for me woohoo. Lots of stuff going on but in the middle of all of it a trip to the cinema to see Crimes of the Future. I know the internet has been talking about how special this film is […]
2022 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Three Thousand Years of Longing
Fore wording…Today is 8 September 2022. I am British. I am not a Royalist. However, right now i feel incredibly weird & strange. Our head of state, the Queen, has died. I did say when i saw the pictures of her on Tuesday i […]
2022 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Sixth Sense
Spoilers Classic concentration friday film night time, & tonight we are going back to 1999, to watch for the first time ever The Sixth Sense. I am looking forward to this, its been high on the list for a number of years now, but […]
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Cinema Club… 05.09.2022 Secret Cinema
i love me a secret screening. No idea what you are going to watch & well before you can find out any spoilers. So tonight is gonna be good. Its also a very busy week for me 3 films in 7 days at the […]
2022 Cinema Club Secret Screening
Cinema Club… The Invitation
Thursday night cinema straight after work… happy days. Time for a film i know very little about if im honest. I saw the start of the trailer & went ahhh its Will from W1A… im in & stopped it. That was seriously enough to […]
2022 Cinema Club Vampires on the Big Screen
Sofa Viewer:- The Beguiled
Spoilers When you just flick the channels to find a film so you can write some film reviews in the background & then you fine The Beguiled… oooh happy easter weekend where you can stay up late drink & watch Colin Farrell be seedy, […]
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Cinema Club… Beast
So i had no intention on doing this but i have. Every bank holiday weekend has started with a trip to the cinema, one even ended with one. Yep i have done that this year. Christmas will be chaos so im not even thinking […]
2022 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Bodies Bodies Bodies
Advances screen time & if the letterboxd Lee Pace hype isnt enough to get you excited for seeing Bodies Bodies Bodies, im not sure anything else will. Im looking forward to this is it isnt it a murder mystery night gone wrong, its got […]
2022 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon
Spoilers So years ago i went & saw this at the cinema & had an emotional breakdown, im not entirely sure why but i did. It was never my intention to watch this again, but what i wanted to watch on all4 for some […]
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Sofa Viewer:- I Care A Lot
Spoilers Parents still have no internet so i still have their prime, god my mums going to wonder why shes got lots of weird recommendations on her settings when she gets it back. but its time for a film i saw advertised around this […]
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Film 220:- Die Hard 2 Die Harder
Spoilers Well i dont want to watch the original best die hard yet this christmas so i thought id put on the second one, which isnt the best die hard lets be honest the order is Die HardDie Hard with a VengeanceLive Free or […]
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