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Cinema Club… Fantastic Four: First Steps
FANTASTIC FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you aint singing that you are not normal. Yep time for the number 2 pick of the year. 10:20 am at imax on July 24th. just over 12hs since i left my last cinema with Pedro Pascal in. I am hyped & […]
2025 Cinema Club In the Name of MCU Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… Materialists
Welcome to 7:30 on July 23rd. By 7:30 on July 24th i will have seen 2 Pedro Pascal films in the cinema in a 24h period. Yea i know ahhhhhhhhhh. & here with Materialists, im bloody lucky, its an advanced preview. America got this […]
2025 Cinema Club In the Name of Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… Hot Fuzz
Once again time to see a modern classic for Cineworlds birthday. Today it is my 8th favourite film of all time… Hot Fuzz. 17 year old me didnt get to watch this at the cinema so now im living out my dream of final […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Superman
Is it a Bird?Is it a Plane?Is it Superman?Is it James Gunn trying to save cinema?Probably all of the above. Yep time number 2 of the July big 3. Its time to see a superhero film that has a lot thats holding on to […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Jurassic World Rebirth
I dont do dinos but Jonathan & Scarlett can get me into the cinema for them. Yep slutty nerd summer begins here for the month of July. This is the one i was least interested in out of the main 3 but i am […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Hunger Games
Your eyes dont deceive you… i saw The Hunger Games in the cinema in 2025. Its Cineworlds 25 year of having a membership so they asked us members what classics we wanted back on the big screen for the month of july. & the […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club…M3GAN 2.0
The first Megan film was batshit 3 years ago, so im expecting this one to be the exact same if im honest, lets be honest. Its going to be weird but im sure its also going to make me laugh. So lets do this […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… F1: The Movie
Its time for the film im going to be the most indecisive about this year. Yep its time for the F1 movie. If i ever stand a chance of finding a date, its going to be at this film. Both my loves movies & […]
2025 Cinema Club Sport in Cinema
Cinema Club… Elio
Here is Pixars effort for the year… sorry didnt hear you… what do you mean you didnt know this film existed due to disneys piss poor marketing for it. Urgh. I mean its almost like they are setting up the originals to fail to […]
2025 Cinema Club DisneyMCU
Film 228:- Thor: The Dark World
Spoilers I understand why this is everyones worst MCU film, i do. However we get a lot of Loki… so im not going to complain about that. Yep time to go into the dark world which has so many flaws & random shiz going […]
Cinema Club… The Father
Time to be emotionally ruined by the cinema, something that i havent said in a while but i have to. It time to see if Hopkins deserves that Oscar & just how good a film it actually is. Monday night film this is. & […]
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Sofa Viewer:-Bambi
Spoilers… nah We all know what happens in Bambi right. If not what are you doing, films & tv mention it all the time. So im going to be matter of fact about this & this may end up being a very short review […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
Film 251:- Moonraker
Spoilers Ive not been looking forward to this if im honest. This is the Bond film ive seen once before which i saw in my late teens & then saw Quantom. Its the one i like the least im afraid to say. But hey […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Elio
Here is Pixars effort for the year… sorry didnt hear you… what do you mean you didnt know this film existed due to disneys piss poor marketing for it. Urgh. I mean its almost like they are setting up the originals to fail to […]
2025 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… 28 Years Later
Its time, time for Sir Danny & Alex to reunite & to tell another creepy arse zombie story for us all, just a while later. There are legacy sequels we need, those we dont & those that wont feel like thats what they are, […]
2015 Cinema Club Its the End of the World as we Know It
Cinema Club… How To Train Your Dragon
Confession, until 2 weeks ago i had only seen the 3rd one of these film, & then i saw it was on itvx so i watched the first one so its really fresh in my memory, so lets go see how they do toothless […]
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Cinema Club… From The World of John Wick: Ballerina
It feels like this has been on my watchlist for a little while, but i dont mind. Hopefully the wait means it still kicks arse & they just didnt know when to release it. So its time to return to the table & the […]
2025 Cinema Club
Film 275:- Mouse Hunt
Spoilers time for a classic in the a to z of film. I love this movie & it’s just perfect for a Sunday night in. Bring on some Lee Evans & Nathan Lane chaos for childhood memories. We will get the Lee Evans love […]
2023 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (round 2)
Da Da Duuuhna Duh da… Round 2 time. Its been a couple of weeks since i saw this opening day in IMAX & this saturday is a complete wash out so whats better than spending 3 hours in the cinema, watch Tom Cruise run […]
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Cinema Club… The Salt Path
Hello to Jason Isaacs….Right now thats done (the day after watching this film at the cinema is actually his birthday) i can tell you all about my cinema trip to go & watch the salt path that im not joking ive seen in trailers […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Karate Kid: Legends
i remember seeing the original at a friends house maybe aged 9, but i have not seen the original or any of the follow ups since, but ive seen the trailer & i’ve looked up some lore, & i think im going to be […]
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Cinema Club… The Phoenician Scheme
Film 2 of 2 at the cinema today, the second half of the double bill after Lilo & Stich is the new Wes Anderson film, The Phoenician Scheme. Which apparently we are getting before america which is nice for a change hehe. This i […]
2025 Cinema Club In the Name of Tom Hanks
Cinema Club… Lilo & Stich
Confession time, I dont get the hype. Lilo & Stich has never been peak disney to me. As a teen i wasnt bothered & as an adult ive not been indoctrinated into it. i see you people who are obsessed with stich each to […]
2025 Cinema Club Disney
Film 274:- The Little Mermaid
Spoilers Today is October 30th 2023 it’s the day before my 34th birthday. & I’m doing my a to z of physical media still. & because L happens to be next I had to pick the greatest Disney movie of all time. Ariel is […]
2023 Disney DVD Films Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning
It is time for the number 1 pick of the hit list of 2025. Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning. The final mission impossible film. Ive woken up feeling like its the day before christmas eve, thats the feeling i have today. Ive also heard […]
2025 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Uninvited
What i do for our man hmmm… Our man is Pedro Pascal by the way if you havent worked that out yet. But after missing out because Freaky Tales UK release was literally release in 3 cinema over the easter weekend & that was […]
2025 Cinema Club In the Name of Pedro Pascal