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Cinema Club.. Piece By Piece
Advanced preview time, i bloody love these. Todays offering is piece by piece. The lego biopic of Pharrell. Lets see what all the fuss is about shall we cos the trailers have looked weird. A room full of millennials. Well not full maybe about […]
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CINEMA CLUB… SMALL THINGS LIKE THESE (THIS IS NUMBER 100)
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS CINEMA TRIP 100 OF 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM GONNA CRY.Seriously i know this has been a mission & i know doing this has delayed a lot of review writing but damn it im so fucking proud & to complete it on November 2nd […]
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Cinema Club… Heretic
& then there was 1… This is film 99 of 100! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I know im shocked too. We are well ahead. & what a better way to celebrate it than having it the day after my birthday as apart of the Hugh Grant Renaissance. […]
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Cinema Club… Juror #2
Advanced Preview time. A film ive actively avoided. I saw one trailer & was like i dont want to know about this at all, i want to go in as blind as possible. Also this is supposedly the last Clint directed film, so lets […]
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Cinema Club… Venom: The Last Dance
Time for the franchise i think 2024 forgot was happening until like 5 days before the film came out. Yep time for Tom Hardys last outing as our anti hero Venom. Thing are going to get bitey. Waffle time…Dont worry there is a reason […]
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Cinema Club… The Wild Robot
My sister messaged me when this came out in america & said have you seen this yet when she knew who was in it & i said no we dont get it for another month & she went bollocks i want to know if […]
2024 Cinema Club In the Name of Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… The Apprentice
I love me an advanced preview. I really do. Yes this is only 12hs ahead but still, its still before everyone else & its going to give me a lot of ammunition for my Trump impression, i hope. I mean that debate the other […]
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Cinema Club… Gladiator
If you have been here long enough you will know how i feel about the first Gladiator film. That i believe this to be the reason i am a film buff. You also if you really know me, know i think our man (Pedro) […]
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Cinema Club… Joker: Folie à Deux
Do you want to know whats crazy? My local cinema for me & dad to go & see this & park on their bargain mondays, is even cheaper than for him to go to Cienworld as a senior citzen to see this. Its insane. […]
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Cinema club… The Avengers Age of Ultron
Right first of all a heads up on anything entitled Cinema Club. As its in the cinema it will not be getting a proper review… So no Spoilers don’t worry peoples. Also it’s more of initial feel for the film is.So for the review…Every […]
Cinema Club… Firestarter
Friday after work film time peoples woohoo & something other than Downton or Doctor Strange in the Cinema yaya for that. Altho i could have seen another film today as well (& nowhere near me is showing father stu which im gutted as as […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
Time for some disney magic. Lets go to a film which probably should of been made a lot nearer to the original than it has been. A bit of Ange as Maleficent. I mean what could go wrong. The first was so dark & […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Cinema Club… SPECTRE
To quote Mr Hinx well actually I can’t I need a few words, and it’s not the word Shit either As you all know I bias towards Bond, he is the man but oh my good that was amazing Iv got to be really […]
2015 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Film 256:- Tomorrow Never Dies
Spoilers & now we are at Brosnan. I mean i have already done Goldeneye as apart of the Bondathon, but that has already been reivew by me before in fact this is the only Brosnan film ive not watched on DVD since i started […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Secret Cinema 06.08.2024
It been a while. I had to miss a couple due to other things going on & i decided not to do the scary one this time as well so here we are ready for Secret Cinema. Ive also avoided Odeons Clues this time. […]
2024 Cinema Club Secret Screening
Cinema Club… Hundreds of Beavers
Its very rare i got to a film based off one review i read from a film festival. I stumbled across it on Twitter where it said if you dont ache from laughing at this film, youve not laughed enough. & from that moment […]
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Cinema Club… I Saw The TV Glow
I have a physical ticket for this one ekkkkkkkk. I know hehe so cool. This all ive heard about is good things & that its one of the most perfect films of the year, but literally the only place showing this is my local […]
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Cinema Club… Thelma
Trying to think when i last went to my local cinema to see something, i think it was love lies bleeding, but here i am today for the 6pm showing of Thelma, which ive seen the trailer for one & a few people on […]
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Cinema Club… The Sixth Sense
1999 season is in full swing, & im afraid to say this is the only official film ive seen from it. My bad. But i wanted to feel the sound & eeriness of it all. So lets do this. So my row was empty. […]
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Cinema Club… Deadpool & Wolverine
It is time. Its the only MCU film this year, so this is going to be carnage. The press for this has been off the scale, so its time, to see if this really does live up to the hype. LFG! 6:30 showing on […]
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Cinema Club… Despicable Me 4
Im a week late, but this was my preferred time to see this also in theory less screaming kids than opening weekend. Yep time to see what Gru & those minions are up to in Despicable Me 4. Hopefully this is fun. I still […]
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Cinema Club… Twisters
I for some reason have been hyped for this for a little while. Im not sure why but i am. & ive never seen the original either (except the flying cow) so yea, im hoping this lives up to the hype & at least […]
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Cinema Club… Fly Me To The Moon
Try not to sing it… see its hard isnt it. But its time to see Fly Me To The Moon… What youve never heard of it either… thats because Apple studios dont care if you watch their films at the cinema. Ive only seen […]
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Cinema Club… Longlegs
Its Friday then… Woohoo, time for a quick turn around to get to the cinema after work. Im not sure why i went to work today i should have taken the rest of the week off oh well. Lets go see the new horror […]
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Cinema Club… Unicorns
I didnt know this film existed until Pride Season was on, so cheers cinema for advertising this. Today is actually a say off for me & the british summer time means rain rain rain, so ive seaked shelter in the cinema & this is […]
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Cinema Club… MAXXXINE
Can i find the film X anywhere to watch at all… Nope. Have i been trying for the last 6 weeks to find it…yes. I have now watched Pearl though so a quick cheats guide means i am at the cinema at 5:40 on […]
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