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Cinema Club… Hundreds of Beavers
Its very rare i got to a film based off one review i read from a film festival. I stumbled across it on Twitter where it said if you dont ache from laughing at this film, youve not laughed enough. & from that moment […]
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Cinema Club… I Saw The TV Glow
I have a physical ticket for this one ekkkkkkkk. I know hehe so cool. This all ive heard about is good things & that its one of the most perfect films of the year, but literally the only place showing this is my local […]
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Cinema Club… Thelma
Trying to think when i last went to my local cinema to see something, i think it was love lies bleeding, but here i am today for the 6pm showing of Thelma, which ive seen the trailer for one & a few people on […]
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Cinema Club… The Sixth Sense
1999 season is in full swing, & im afraid to say this is the only official film ive seen from it. My bad. But i wanted to feel the sound & eeriness of it all. So lets do this. So my row was empty. […]
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Cinema Club… Deadpool & Wolverine
It is time. Its the only MCU film this year, so this is going to be carnage. The press for this has been off the scale, so its time, to see if this really does live up to the hype. LFG! 6:30 showing on […]
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Cinema Club… Despicable Me 4
Im a week late, but this was my preferred time to see this also in theory less screaming kids than opening weekend. Yep time to see what Gru & those minions are up to in Despicable Me 4. Hopefully this is fun. I still […]
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Cinema Club… Twisters
I for some reason have been hyped for this for a little while. Im not sure why but i am. & ive never seen the original either (except the flying cow) so yea, im hoping this lives up to the hype & at least […]
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Cinema Club… Fly Me To The Moon
Try not to sing it… see its hard isnt it. But its time to see Fly Me To The Moon… What youve never heard of it either… thats because Apple studios dont care if you watch their films at the cinema. Ive only seen […]
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Cinema Club… Longlegs
Its Friday then… Woohoo, time for a quick turn around to get to the cinema after work. Im not sure why i went to work today i should have taken the rest of the week off oh well. Lets go see the new horror […]
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Cinema Club… Spider-Man Far From Home… Looks Can Be Deceiving
Time to go easter egg hunting & see if everything was really hiding in plain sight or if its actually hard to spot in advance. Yep round two of spiderman lets do this Peter Parker. It was on at the exact same time as […]
Cinema Club… Rampage
if you smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what the rock is cooking? Hmm well this was on my original list of 31 films to watch this year & since then the trailers have come out & my hopes have been dashed slightly… but you know its the Rock […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer:- Pinocchio
Spoilers Time for another disney classic. No this isnt the one with Tom Hanks or the new netflix animated version either, were going back to the original trippy disney movie & seeing how freaky it really was & why on earth this was ever […]
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Bond
The Year in Film 2023
Welcome to the 2023 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… We did it. Cinema club 2023 is closed & the year of film is over, yes it is. We did things film wise that we never thought wed do. We got 8 away from joining […]
2020's 2023 2023 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner JAMES BOND 007 Secret Screening Sofa Viewer The Charts Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Bad Boys: Ride or Die
1 week ago today my knowledge of the Bad Boys films came down to “you aint seen bad boys 2?” in the film Hot Fuzz. Now here i am at the 6:10 showing 1 week later, & ive watched the first 3 films in […]
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Film 251:- Moonraker
Spoilers Ive not been looking forward to this if im honest. This is the Bond film ive seen once before which i saw in my late teens & then saw Quantom. Its the one i like the least im afraid to say. But hey […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Sofa Viewer:- Following
Spoilers I found it finally. After years of searching for this in DVD shops & on streaming i had given up hope. & then on wednesday i was scrolling through now tv for films that took about 90mins & second to last on the […]
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Cinema Club… Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban (20th Anniversary)
Happy 20th birthday to everyone’s else’s favourite Potter film (not mine my bad) but what i didnt realise was that i went to see this on the actual day of the 20th anniversary, which was the last day my cinema was showing it. I […]
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Cinema Club… Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Sorry Furiosa, i was meant to get to you a little earlier than i was meant to but then this fell into my hands on the 2nd week with a better timing for me. So here i am almost a week after the film […]
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Cinema Club… The Garfield Movie
This is when you know your taking the 100 cinema trip club seriously, when you decide to go & watch The Garfield movie. Its not 20025 either. What am i doing. Ive even chosen this over Furiosa today (mainly because they are putting it […]
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Film 250:- The Spy Who Loved Me
Spoilers No body does it better… Baby your the best.I mean they nailed these bond songs didnt they. I mean they still do but oh wow. Its epic. Time to see who the spy who loved me really was hehe. Lets do this for […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… IF
Time for a kids film & a film that looks like this could be a lot of fun if Reynolds delivers & owns it. Its time to go & meet all the IF’s & see if this is worthy of a future family classic. […]
2024 Cinema Club In the Name of Matt Damon
Sofa Viewer:- Meastro
Spoilers… maybe This awards season is weird, so much of it i had already seen before we actually hit the usual flurry, so i am looking forward to this one. Cooper back behind the screen & also in front of it. Lets see how […]
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Cinema Club… The Strangers: Chapter 1
Friday night at 6pm at cineworld is quickly becoming my horror movie night. It really is. Means i can get home at a decent time & not go to bed having nightmares, so ive seen the trailer for this a few times on the […]
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Film 249:- Live and Let Die
Spoilers sing it Live & let Die. dahnahda dahnada dadada. What a song. Its time to meet Roger Moores Bond & see how it all started off for him. I mean the song is iconic so this is going to be very good indeed. […]
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Cinema Club… Love Lies Bleeding
Despite this being heavily advertised at my cineworld, this isnt being shown at all at my cinema. Im livid. & then my local cinema had it on day & times i couldnt get to for all sorts of reasons. So here i am on […]
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Cinema Club… Shallow Grave
Oh Sir Danny Boyle. This is why we have the season at the moment, because its been 30 years since this film came out & until Danny Boyle season was announced i had no idea it was a thing, so here i am on […]
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