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Cinema Club… The Whale
Time for another advanced preview trip to the cinema, wooohoo. Time to see if this man does deserve his oscar win that likely to happen in a few weeks time. Yep time to see The Whale. It was pretty much sold out which was […]
2023 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Parent Trap
Spoilers In the summers when my aunty uncle & cousins went away we used to go to their house for a holiday as they only lived 15mins away from london (despite that we only live 80mins away, i know odd) but i remember they […]
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Film 225:- Thor
Spoilers Next Part of the MCU athon, & its time to meet Thor… that god guy with the lightning who ive mentioned on here a few times & his ugly brother Loki (mainly because Loki is not attractive, but Tom Hiddleston is) yep time […]
2022 DVD Films MCU
Cinema Club: Babylon
Me, Cinema, On a Sunday, not in the evening… the hell. Yea i know but this film is 3h long so a noon showing is perfect for me otherwise its not ending til like midnight for the other showings i can go to, no […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club: M3GAN
Straight from work to the cinema time, happy days, heres hoping the traffic is in my favour for me to get there in time for 6pm. 6pm horrors work better for me they really do. Less nightmares, less disturbed sleep. I say that, i […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Plane
Again no original intro written & its been a while so less chit chat before the start. Advanced screening time. Time to go see Plane. A GERRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR film that paints by numbers (& yes you still need to scream his name like that […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Man Called Otto
I need to apologise.This website has not been working properly for me in the last couple of weeks. Today 12 Feb is the first time ive got access to it in over 16 days. & i know i have a lot of typing up […]
2023 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Alice In Wonderland
Spoilers I meant to watch this a week ago but it didnt & im now glad that was the case. But im here its friday night & im chatting to people online before twitter implodes (its still going atm just) so i though id […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Unrelated
Spoilers… i mean im not sure any of you have ever seen this film, or heard of it. Friday night Tom Hiddleston watch-a-longs with the girls are going well. Tonight is instalment is Unrelated a 2007 indi budget film from 2007 when Tom was […]
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Cinema Club… Captain Marvel…. What…. Was It Something I Said?
I’m so sorry that you keep getting this as a cinema club review. This time its not to check how good she is though, its because i fucking can & i need to here that accent again. I can basically write this cinema club […]
Cinema Club… American Assassin
Today September 14 2017 is a momentous day for the year of film iv hit my golden buzzer for the film of the year… at long last. & then I went & saw American Assassin afterwards. Today was screen 8 the little screen for […]
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Cinema Club… The Little Mermaid (2023)
This is it…This is the one… its time… Ariel is my disney princess… so this to me is the one ive waited for but im also worried about. I dont want them to fuck about with it… its my disney film shes my girl. […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 255:- Licence to Kill
Spoilers The Bondathon really is on the move it really is, but this marks a landmark moment for me. Not only is this the 2nd Dalton Bond Movie (which is his last {such a travesty but thats what makes him a fantastic Bond}) but […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… The Nan Movie
I didnt have much of an intention to go & see this. Im not 18 anymore, however 20% of the money made from the film is going to comic relief, therefore i am off to go & see The Nan Movie. There was two […]
2022 Cinema Club
Film 207:- Romeo + Juliet
Spoilers I had to intention last sunday when i put on Prince of thieves that i would have a 90s week, but i have. all the films i have seen have been from the 90’s or were set in the 90s or are based […]
2021 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Boiling Point
Will try not to spoil this for various reasons, if i do my bad. This is a film that is a victim of being what it is. It had a very limited UK release. All 4 days of it before uncharted came out & […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Collateral
Spoilers Not intending to have Tom Cruise Fridays, but this is the second one in a row, so i aint complaining.. I remember seeing a trailer for this in my teens & being like yeah that looks cool & fun & then i never […]
In the Name of Mark Ruffalo Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Spree
Spoilers all my tv ive got to watch from earlier tonight isnt available to stream (darn all4 glitching again) & i could really do with watching something for about 90 mins before bed & i dont want to watch impeachment or a christmas film […]
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Sofa Viewer:- The Stranger Inside
Im not even going to say spoilers because this film was so crap. So im off on annual leave at the moment, & i watched an episode of drive to survive & then i went on the exercise bike & i though oh i’ll […]
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Cinema Club… Red Rocket
So you can only basically see Batman this week still, nothing else is really out other than Red Rocket which is on my Wishlist & is on at like 10 cinema in the country. Luckily for me & my Wishlist its at one of […]
2022 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Green Knight
Spoilers maybe…. maybe no lets see how i go with this its relatively new, depending on where you are in the world. So if i do spoil it you have been warned. Yeah spoilers people my bad. I just got typing & then went […]
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Film 206:- Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
Spoilers This has been in my head to watch over the last couple of week. Im not sur why. Maybe because the new one was on TV recently & watching Ben made me think of Rickmans performance in this. So yea this is my […]
2021 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- The Adam Project
Going to try not to spoil this for you it only came out last week so this will be treated like Cinema Club. Time for The Adam Project, which since ive first heard about this ive been looking forward too. The only reason i […]
In the Name of Mark Ruffalo Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Project Power
Spoilers Im not sure why i havent got round to watching this, when the netflix trailer came out for it i was like yeah im gonna watching this & then never did. No idea why, it seems completely my cuppa tea too. So im […]
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Sofa Viewer:- The House
Going to try not to spoil this for you as its only been on Netflix a few months, so if i do im sorry. Why do you look at your Letterboxd so closely i was asked the other week by a friend when they […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Muppets Most Wanted
Spoilers My dad does this thing where he flicks the movie channels, watched 15 mins of a film like in the middle & then just as you get into it carries on. Its irritating especially if youve not seen the film before & are […]
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