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Cinema Club… The Dead Don’t Die
& we have made it. The fourth film in 2 days. Another Horror film, but this one is meant to be the funny lighthearted one. So lets do this. Back in screen 8 again, & the exact same chair, im nothing if not consistent. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Midsommar
Day two of back to back films in a row & today we are fully onto Horror yes we are. Im not sure my sanity is ready for this but we will try. I have never ran to a cinema so quickly in all […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 127:- Baywatch
Spoilers I’ll be there…. ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEE THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE slow mo run look cool & try & be the rock. Yep they have remade baywatch & i am not ashamed to say its fucking epic i know its corny & odd & a little bit shit […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Stuber
So im waiting to go back into screen 5 after seeing Jaws to see my next film Stuber, & im a little concerned. Not by the huge school trip who tried to trash the place after watching Spiderman, no not them. Im more concerned […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Jaws
We’re gonna need a bigger boat… Time for you all to go what the hell… i’ve never seen all of Jaws. I’ve seen the iconic bits & the end but other than that nothing. So its on at my odeon as a one off […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Far From Home… Looks Can Be Deceiving
Time to go easter egg hunting & see if everything was really hiding in plain sight or if its actually hard to spot in advance. Yep round two of spiderman lets do this Peter Parker. It was on at the exact same time as […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away, oh i believe in yesterday… SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry i love that bit in Bean the movie, had to do it. It would be wrong not to if im honest. Yep another trip to the cinema to see Yesterday […]
2019 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can… etc. Spidy time people yay. The last film of phase three, after this we have no clue where the MCU is off to next, were going down a jump hole not knowing where the clicks are taking […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Beach Cinema Club Special… The Boat That Rocked
Beach time bitches whoop. Also my sister had this on dvd & ive not watched it since she moved out so here we go. I looked like a larry to start with all my friends were in chi at flip out & were aiming […]
2019 Beach Cinema Cinema ClubMCU
Sofa Viewer: Avengers Assemble
NO SPOILER ALERT as im not actually reviewing it, give it a couple of months & i will. While everyone else in the world was watching Britain’s Got No Talent on Monday i had planned to watch the champions league final from 2005… i […]
Cinema Club… What Men Want
2 films in 2 days… anyone would think that theres a lot of films out this week & not enough time to watch them all. This is so much the case that im not doing my follow up film tomorrow & then we have […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer:- Alice In Wonderland
Spoilers I meant to watch this a week ago but it didnt & im now glad that was the case. But im here its friday night & im chatting to people online before twitter implodes (its still going atm just) so i though id […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
Film 108:- A View To A Kill
Spoilers Today May 23rd 2017 the legend that was Sir Roger Moore died aged 89 of cancer, a truely sad day made even sadder by this news. So it’s time to watch a View to a Kill. His best performance as Bond but not […]
2017 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Sofa Viewer Planes Trains & Automobiles
Spoilers Time to cram for quiz night so apologies for the very long list of bits here but here are my notes. I took while watching the film hopefully some stayed in my head. Or i can at least read them on my notes […]
Film Quiz Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Maleficent
Spoilers So here i am unwell at home, i had no sleep so havent gone into work, & im really dizzy i have tissues soup ibuprofen and lemsip. Time to watch a film on demand. Oh Maleficent havent seen that lets watch it, cant […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer: Sleeping Beauty
I have to say Spoiler just in case, but if your over the age of 14 are a man & don’t have kids then I think the rest of the world has seen the film. This really irritates me this Disney film. I’m sorry […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Merry Christmas Everyone 2016
Hello lovely peoples of the internet & film. This is a little different to my usual posts and reviews but i thought this was the place for me to spread my festive cheer (and sing out loud for all to hear). Its also the […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Merry Christmas Everyone 2017
Hello lovely peoples of the internet, film & BHAFC. For those unaware as in previous years, this is a little different to my usual posts and reviews but this is the best place for me to spread my festive cheer (and sing out loud for […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Merry Christmas Everyone 2018
Hello lovely peoples of the internet. We all good? Thought so. For those unaware blah blah(see last years post etc),this isn’t a film review. Nope, more a review of my last year & whats happened in my life over the last 12 months, & […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Sofa Viewer: Kevin and Perry Go Large
Is this really a spoiler shout seriously surely everyone who’s into this kinda film has watched it by now. TV shows turning into films can end up as a couple of things. Being a car crash & everyone sitting there going why did they […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 14:- Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters
I’m not sure many people saw this film so spoilers Step forward another one of those films where your childhood fairy tale has grown up with you & turns all dark mysterious & evil. This one has a few more fwords than most & […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 13:- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Spoilers This is one of a few occasions where i had not read or seen the previous version & originals. I always had a rough idea what it was about. So worked out exactly where it was going from the first 15mins alone. That […]
2015 DVD Films Its the End of the World as we Know It
Movie Nights Hot Fuzz
Spoilers This is not a review this is a love letter one of the greatest films of all time & something that when ever I watch it I discover something new or something hilarious which I forgot. Yes Happy 10th Birthday to the amazing […]
Movie Nights Top 10 Films of All Time
Movie Nights Gladiator
Spoilers Are you not entertained? Well? Epic roman empire film with the most epic speech from Russell Crowe, which won him the Oscar. Most deserved i should say it is one hell of a performance to put on. I had seen this film before, […]
Movie Nights
Movie Nights (well evening) 101 Dalmatians
Spoilers Sister has been chatting about watching this for the last week. So she went out & purchased it h within 2h of bringing it home the whole family are on the sofa watching the DVD. She sees herself as rolly (her words bit […]
Disney Movie Nights
Cinema Club… The Incredibles 2 (Easter Egg Hunt)
Everyone loves an Easter egg right? Not a chocolate one but an actual film one. So I went to see the incredibles twice in 5 days completely freaked out again for a second time, & went egg hunting oh it was good. Trailers were the […]
2018 Cinema Club Disney