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Film 132:- Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
Spoilers If you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lets go back to Jumanji where we all grew up & see whats new & hope they they havent ruined the new one just for the sake of it making it. Please please please. Synopsis time4 teenagers find themselves in […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Gemini Man
It’s Friday, ive done a whole week at work, im still ill, so let’s go see the 4:50 film at the Odeon… Gemini Man. I do love the fact i can leave work early on a friday watch a film & be home before […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Judy
I’m back at the odeon peoples, no one want to come with me to see this one, even though the house all smiled & went that looks nice when it was on Norton on friday. Oh well their loss. Time to see Judy then. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 131… Inception
Spoilers This is the one the film you have all been waiting for me to review. It’s time & I will try to explain it I promise. It’s time for Inception! Ekkk Right let’s make this understandable as I know some of you still […]
2018 Christopher Nolan DVD Films Leonardo Di Caprio Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Joker
Its not often my pops is more excited to see a film than i am but this one he was so im taking him to our local cinema on a sunday afternoon to go & see Joker & see just how out there it […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 130:- Wonder Woman
Spoilers Right DC so far your not hitting the ground running if im honest with your DCEU franchise. Time to see if you can salvage it with Wonder Woman, a strong female independent superhero. No pressure at all, even Pops has asked to watch […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Goldfinch
Oh Oscar Season, its third film in two days time. Am i going to survive all of this, with so much more to come & a possibility of winning tickets to the London Film Festival this weekend (please let me win please please please […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Hustlers
Part two of mondays double bubble from one extreme to the other. Theres going to be a lot of this during oscar season im sure of it. (really should be counting how many times ive said oscar season already). Time to go watch these […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Ad Astra
Double Bubble Back to Backs again. I’ve got films to catch up on people & with Oscar Season its going to get even more mahhhhhhhh soon so lets get viewing & typing shall we. Todays first offering was Ad Astra the new emotional space […]
2019 Cinema ClubMCU
Cinema Club… Avengers: Infinity War (The Normal Cinema Club Review)
When you’ve been once but you need to go & put yourself through that kinda film again just to get your head around it & check that it did all happen. Yea im doing that. Also by the time this is up on here […]
The Year of Film 2017
12 months have passed oh wow oh wow oh wow oh wow. By good that was a lot of films. & breath girl, breath. I should probably start off with a disclaimer. i started planning my awards in September this year, with only one […]
Disney
Beach Cinema Club Special… Mary Poppins Returns
Weve been trying since the boat that rocked to try & get to Beach Cinema on friday, however the weather for the last month has been crap so every single one has been canceled… until tonight so me & 2 of my girls headed […]
2019 Beach Cinema Cinema Club Disney
Bond
The Year in Film 2023
Welcome to the 2023 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… We did it. Cinema club 2023 is closed & the year of film is over, yes it is. We did things film wise that we never thought wed do. We got 8 away from joining […]
2020's 2023 2023 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner JAMES BOND 007 Secret Screening Sofa Viewer The Charts Top 10 Films of All Time
Film 23:- In Time
Spoiler alert! Well I managed to last to film 23 before I got to a film with this man in. Not that I own too many of them, most of them he is evil or freaky in, he dies a lot too. No I’m […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Colette
Wednesday film time. 2 in 2 days isnt shabby isnt it. Unfortunately as i need to catch up on Unbreakable for Glass on friday, i wont be making it 4 in 4 just 4 in 3. Shame oh well.I am lowering the average age […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 22:- The Man With The Golden Gun
Spoilers… Duh it’s a Bond film. Iv skipped a couple of Bond movies in honour of the great Christopher Lee, the likes of which we will never see again. A true legend. Mr Scaramanga is Bonds greatest opponent & villain he was the only […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Sofa Viewer:- The Swan Princess
Spoilers I need to stop watching films from my childhood that aren’t Disney or shrek… none seem to be fairing well at the moment. Maybe this is the one that changes it. Synopsis time for everyone who’s not seen this film in 20 years(look […]
Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Mission Impossible: Fallout
3 films at the cinema in 4 days & this is film 52 of the year one for each week of the year what an achievement iv accomplished I have confession to make i have never seen any of these films,ever! i know my […]
2018 Cinema Club Film Quiz
Movie Nights The Revenant
Bank holiday tradition to watch a film after family bonding. The time has also come for a man to pick up his Oscar at long last the second greatest actor to ever live (behind Tom Hanks obviously) Leo takes on a bear the cold […]
Movie Nights
Sofa Viewer (plane addition):- Split
Spoilers Maybe don’t watch a physiological thrilling horror on a plane where there is nowhere for you to even distract yourself from it. The only thing worse than that is to watch a film on a plane which is about planes & flying is […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 21 :- The LEGO Movie
Spoilers! Everything is awesome! Well that’s what they keep telling us. I’d watched this film recently before I decided to start blogging, so I wasnt going to watch it for a while. However there was a LEGO documentary on tv & my parents both said we […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Magic Mike XXL
Alright alright alright alright Just got back from the cinema Oh my God Just wow Me & my friend (who hadn’t seen the first film) took our other friend who’s just had a baby to see this to take her mind off things & […]
2015 Cinema Club
Film 20:- The Departed
Spoilers! Get ready for one of the best films ever made, so much so that when it won the best picture award at the Oscars I did yell yes thank fuck for that. When it came out I wasnt 18 so couldn’t go to […]
2015 DVD Films Top 10 Films of All Time
Film 19:- The Vow
Spoilers! Every now and then a RomCom or Romance film is up my street. I usually cry a lot while watching them and have an emotional break down. I hadn’t seen this film, but had wanted to but when it originally came out in […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Darkest Minds
Film time film 2 in 2 days it is. This one has been advertised for a very long time since about January ish so i though well its worth a look to see what it was all about. Screen 8 is pretty small but […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Stan & Ollie
Cinema Club 2019 is very proud to take you on the journey to see Stan & Ollie & hopes everyone will enjoy this little outing to the cinema on a cold Tuesday night in January when were all too busy, too stressed & too […]
2019 Cinema Club