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Cinema Club… Emma.
friday film time whoop 4:45 is perfect for me on a friday all films on fridays should be at this time. it means a 2hour film is done by 7pm whats not to love.So lets go & see Emma. (seems weird to keep writing […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Sonic the Hedgehog
Once upon a time when i was 3 maybe 4 at a push, my pops had a Seag Megadrive with a few games on it. He purchased Sonic the Hedgehog to teach me how to play games & use strategy. I played it until […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… JoJo Rabbit by Oscar Award Winner Taika Waititi
JOJO RABBIT WON A FUCKING OSCAR! okay it wasnt best picture & didnt win me £8.50 but it did. It was best Adapted Screenplay for Taika Waititi. TAIKA WAITITI IS AN OSCAR WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am so stupidly proud of that man. I feel like […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club In the Name of Taika Waititi
Cinema Club… Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
Grab your baseball bats & Mallets for some Girl Power people. Margot Robbie is here to prove her point that she is the best person in the DCEU & that Harley still has pulling powers. I am so up for this madness & cant […]
2020 Cinema Club
Film 146:- Memento
Spoilers Nolan master class time. This is going to be so interesting to try & tell you what happens in this film, because honestly it is all over the place, but in the most Nolan way possible. Lets try this people at, at least […]
2019 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name of
Cinema Club… Dolittle
Sunday Robin HoodMonday Oscar WatchTuesday ParasiteWednesday DolittleThursday Birds of PreyFriday…. havent decided yet Yea thats how my weeks shaping up to be. Time for the Wednesday fix peoples. Dolittle which is on my hitlist for the year, but i’ve not heard its not all […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Parasite
It is time… at fucking laston Monday morning Parasite made history & became the first foreign language film to win best picture at the oscars, in an otherwise botting & predictable night for the awards (TAIKA WON THATS MADNESS) but yea 1917 which was […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Queen and Slim
Oh its a wednesday lets go to the cinema people, lets get one more film in before the Oscars on sunday, darn me for being busy & not seeing Parasite before the big day oh well. We got to the end of award season […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Richard Jewell
Time for film number 2 of 2 today, still doing it for award season. Lets get going peoples, the Rockwell needs me. Now big question is it weirder to be A) The only person in the cinema to watch a film orB) Only one […]
2020 Cinema ClubMCU
Film 148:- Captain Marvel
Spoilers Higher faster further baby. Shes here to save us all & im 100% okay with that. Bring it on girl & prove to us why you are the most credible thing in the MCU except… well we will get to that another day […]
Cinema Club… Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy
When you started watching Bridget Jones in your preteens thinking its the coolest thing in the world & now you are at the age she was in the first two films, & your single & you write & blog about your life & problems… […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer:- Robin Hood (Disney animation)
Spoilers So it was a Sunday morning I was a bit hungover h no one else was In so I thought oh il watch Sidney film on demand.it was between this or princess h the frog which iv never seen. I wish I had […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
Cinema Club… No Time To Die
When Craig announced he was coming back to do one more in Jan 2018 i wrote a piece about needed to know the next Bond almost straight after the film came out & that i was looking forward to him being Bond on my […]
2021 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Legend
Oh my god why go and watch one Tom Hardy when you can have two????? Oh he was good. Like so good I was going to explode with pride good. The people behind me at the cinema were shocked when something happened in the […]
2015 Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner
Cinema Club… Mary Queen of Scots
& now for part two of double bubble wednesday movie madness. Although it nearly wasnt.There was, im not even joking, about 300 people outside screen 7 when i got to it. Apparently there was a dragon ball z one of film that was happening […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club..Nativity Rocks! (This Aint No Silent Night)
Thinking this is the best tag line for donkeys years i really am loving it so much its in the title of the review hehe Time to get a little bit more festive with a Christmas film. I should point out ive not seen any […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club…Fantastic Beasts Crimes of Grindelwald
Hogwarts is my home & i am going back to it & im so excited Yes its time to return to the wizarding world for one more film that Muggles just wont understand. Time for Fantastic Beasts Part 2 of 5. I ran from […]
2018 Cinema Club Harry Potter
Cinema Club… Widows
Time to leave festive & kids films for just a brief minute & go & see Widows. First as a trailer back in June when Oceans 8 came out & since then it’s been advertised a lot. So BRING IT ON PEOPLES I say. […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Grinch 2018
That is not a typo it’s real, & yes I do have a review in here for this same film but who cares. Look it’s the lead up to Christmas & I wanted to do a festive themed movie to put me in the […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Film 44:- Moon
Spoilers Number 44 my lucky number so had to be one of my favourite films 6 years ago I was listening to the Film reviews on five live waiting for the new Harry Potter review, but before they did that they review Moon. I […]
2015 DVD Films Top 10 Films of All Time
Film 43:- Edge of Tomorrow / Live Die Repeat
Spoilers Please don’t judge me with this… I’m not a Tom Cruise fan. Yep sorry people I never got into any of the mission films or his odd comedys or his early 80s stuff nope sorry. I do like Jerry Maguire & that’s about […]
2015 DVD Films Its the End of the World as we Know It
Film 42:- Green Zone
Spoilers Billed as Bourne goes to Iraq… should have been billed Matt Damon & Jason Isaac don’t quiet know who’s correct. Turns out neither actually. Matt Damon & Paul Greengrass reunite, after the Bourne franchise, to bring you the story of what really happened […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Grinch 2018
Behold another early attempt at Christmas films by a big studio well before it is actually Christmas to get all your kids stupidly excited. Yay. Here’s hoping this is better than the nutcracker. Let’s see if the Cumberbatch can do this peoples. Screen one […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Small Foot
At Last. Its finally time to see Small Foot. It seems like the world has been conspiring against me to see this film. But we are finally here. The reason why seeing this film is so important is because it’s on my 31 to […]
2018 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Nutcracker & the Four Realms
Disney are going for the Christmas market stupidly early with a classic, so let’s see what they do to the nut cracker. I mean Jack Whitehall & Helen Mirren are in it, it can’t be that bad can it. Cinema had about 2 other […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Bohemian rhapsody
I see a little silouetto of a film… scaramosh… Let’s see if this film is magnificoooooooo no no no no no no no oh mama Mia mama Mia. Time to see if this troubled film is worthy he wait or not & if it […]
2018 Cinema Club Film Quiz