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Film 186:- BlackkKlansman
spoilers last week i gave my parents film options & it came between this film & Robin Hood 2018. We watched Robin Hood on the premise that mama didnt want to watch this & shes doing a zoom girly night. So it is now […]
2021 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Una
Spoilers thats another Twilight film done 2 down 3 to go, so i think i need some Mendelsohn in my life, its been a while since ive had some & Una has just been added to all4 so i am really looking forward to […]
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Cinema Club… The Hitmans Wifes Bodyguard
Thursday cinema at the Dome lets do this people. So ive been looking forward to this for a while. & ive got the rest of my family to watch the first one & they all really enjoyed it, so when Critics came out & […]
2021 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Father
Time to be emotionally ruined by the cinema, something that i havent said in a while but i have to. It time to see if Hopkins deserves that Oscar & just how good a film it actually is. Monday night film this is. & […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Apollo Thirteen
Spoilers I remember watching the end of this film as a child, but i have never consciously seen it all the way through, so that is what i am going to do. Its on Netflix, it actually will probably be gone from there by […]
In the Name of Netflix Sofa Viewer Tom Hanks
Cinema Club… Nobody
Same Screen, Same Seat, 2 days in a row again. So much so that the person who scanned my ticket went werent you here yesterday at this time. Yes i was lovie. Now that Nobody is out it & a quiet place swap its […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Awake (2019)
Spoilers i dont feel like watching catch up tv right now, ive not yet got disney plus yet to start my marvel tv-athon (once the euros are getting near the end i will get it) so i was looking for a 90min film to […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… A Quiet Place Part II
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI think you get the point This was one of the first films to be delayed last February & i went oh no September 2020 needs to hurry up. Now its June 2021 & we are finally ready to be very quiet & go […]
2021 Cinema Club Its the End of the World as we Know It
Sofa Viewer:- EarthQuake Bird
Spoilers Im in an Alicia Vikander mood. My girl crush needs to be watched i feel. This has been on my watch list for a little while so i thought why not now. Iv got nothing else better to do with my evening. I […]
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Cinema Club… The Marvels
Its time & its been written off my angry men even before its been previewed, much like the first. So lets see if The Marvels can deliver. The last of my big 5 for the year as Dunes been delayed (but woohoo the strikes […]
Cinema Club… Black Panther Wakanda Forever
Im sorry i didnt see this opening day or even weekend. Ive been busy & then i wanted to see the monday film for a small amount so this was genuinely my first opportunity to go & see Wakanda Forever. I had a friend […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer: Sleeping Beauty
I have to say Spoiler just in case, but if your over the age of 14 are a man & don’t have kids then I think the rest of the world has seen the film. This really irritates me this Disney film. I’m sorry […]
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Bond
Film 22:- The Man With The Golden Gun
Spoilers… Duh it’s a Bond film. Iv skipped a couple of Bond movies in honour of the great Christopher Lee, the likes of which we will never see again. A true legend. Mr Scaramanga is Bonds greatest opponent & villain he was the only […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 109:- Jason Bourne
Spoilers Dad is just sitting on the sofa, there nothing on tv & im busy deciding what im going to watch on catch up as no one really cares or is looking at there phones or something. When Dad loudly proclaims you’ve got that new Bourne […]
2017 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Logan Lucky
Well after that rush of films let’s slow it down a bit people to just the one trip this week to the cinema. So I’d say 40% full the cinema a large group of 15ish year olds like nearly 20 of them. But still pretty […]
2017 Cinema Club
Film 108:- A View To A Kill
Spoilers Today May 23rd 2017 the legend that was Sir Roger Moore died aged 89 of cancer, a truely sad day made even sadder by this news. So it’s time to watch a View to a Kill. His best performance as Bond but not […]
2017 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Falling out of love with my odeon
I don’t like to complain about stuff, but when I do I get a bee in my bonnet & that is it. I physically can’t be stopped & I become enraged. So here is my rant about my odeon cinema, which up til now […]
Cinema Club General Notes
Cinema Club… Detroit
Friday Film time Let’s get very serious people & get very honest & truthful about this film. Trailers we had blade runner kings man American assassin & tin star which is a tv show but they keep showing it in the trailers for films. Shame […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Fighting With My Family
oh have i been waiting a long time for you, you beast of a film, please dont be a waste of my time. Yes it is time for fighting with my family at last. I have waited for over 2 years for this film […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Everything, Everything
Too many cinema trips too many… I know I should be grateful that I can do this but number 3 is pushing it thank god for a breather before 4. The good thing about seeing two 12a films in a week is you don’t […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Hitmans Bodyguard
Monday Monday off to work from a busy weekend & then the cinema… oh yea let’s do 4 films in 8 days people including the dark tower from last week. Cinema was half full I’d say pretty good random mix of ages to the […]
2017 Cinema Club
The Top 10 Films of 1999
Its’ Time for a Top 10 rundown 1999 was SpoungeBob Square pants was first on tv, Manchester united won the treble (ans we were all scared for life by Ryan Giggs chest hair), Microsoft released MSN, there was a total solar eclipse in Europe, Putin became president & […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films of 1998
Its’ Time for a Top 5 rundown 1998 was when 23 year old Bear Grylls became the youngest person to climb to the top of mount Everest, France held the world cup (and won it, dont mention Argentina to Beckham), the 2nd Harry Potter book […]
1990's The Charts
Cinema Club… The Dark Tower
Please let’s not have 3 completely crap films in a row please please please iv seen some reviews for this & im very worried. 4:40 film yes please that’s good for me I’m up for that after work on a Friday. Really hard to […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Atomic Blonde
12 days without the cinema has come to an end yay film time people’s. Let’s do this. Half full cinema pretty good films been out almost a week so mondays maybe aren’t the best day to see a film. Trailer wise all films I want […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club … The Emoji Movie
Yea this is for my sins it is it’s technically my first free film of the year so why not go & see something you will never see again just to see how shit it really is I saw this the day after i saw […]
2017 Cinema Club