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Sofa Viewer:- Thumbelina
Spoilers When we were little my Grannie & Granddad had this on VHS & me & my sister used to go & watch it quite a lot around there as well as Mr Bean. & then one christmas they gave us the VHS & […]
Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… PIG
People now ask me why i spend so much of my time on Letterboxd (if you’ve not heard of it go google it seriously it will change your film life{ if you dont have it & you are a film buff the hell}) & […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Everybody Talking About Jamie
Im going to try & do this like cinema club so bear with peoples. Trying not to spoil as it only came out on friday. I dont have prime, but my parents do. My pops is out tonight & im driving him around, as […]
Musicals Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Respect
Time for a trip to the cinema then, to see if this is worth or if its a waste of time. I mean Aretha did pick Jennifer to play her before her dead, & the girls got pipes she always had so lets see […]
2021 Cinema Club
Film 194:- Semi Pro
Spoilers So im back from my parents after watching the football tonight & i want something fun & chill that i dont need to concentrate on. & Im just feeling Will Ferrell & Basketball. I remember watching this film all the time as a […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Urgh!!! two weeks ago was the last time i was sat in a cinema chair Urgh too long ago, but im back & im ready for the MCU & its new hero Shang-Chi (which i am sorry that i will probably never be able […]
2021 Cinema Club MCU
Sofa Viewer:- Worth
I will try to not spoil this for you as it only came out on Netflix on friday, however it is a real life story, this actually happened & most of us lived through this. I say that there are now adults who werent […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Scarface
Spoilers…. Im saying Spoilers because once again this is an iconic film that ive not seen but now have, so i am sorry film internet that its taken so long. I mean everyone’s seen the iconic bits & the end right. So maybe there […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Dark Tower
Spoilers I remember leaving the cinema & going wow & looking at the other faces leaving looking disappointed. How could i have got & enjoyed the film when they all didnt. So ive got 90mins free, lets re-watch it & see if i did […]
Netflix Sofa ViewerMCU
Film 81:- Iron Man 3
Spoilers I can’t move iv done something to my ankle no idea what we’re saying its sprained or twisted hopefully not broken. Going to the doctors on Monday to get it sorted. So we’ve watched Gotham & now I’m going to watch a film […]
Cinema Club… Welcome to Marwen
& now for film number 2Ive been waiting a while for this one & awful long while. I saw the trailer about 6 months ago & went i need to see this film. So here i am. I’ve seen a film i never thought […]
Disney
Cinema Club… The Little Mermaid (2023)
This is it…This is the one… its time… Ariel is my disney princess… so this to me is the one ive waited for but im also worried about. I dont want them to fuck about with it… its my disney film shes my girl. […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
The Year in Film 2023
Welcome to the 2023 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… We did it. Cinema club 2023 is closed & the year of film is over, yes it is. We did things film wise that we never thought wed do. We got 8 away from joining […]
2020's 2023 2023 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner JAMES BOND 007 Secret Screening Sofa Viewer The Charts Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… The Lion King
Time for the inner child to come out of me & go & see the live action version of The Lion King. The Lion King when it originally came out too many years ago always holds a special place with me. My sister had […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Cinema Club… The Dead Don’t Die
& we have made it. The fourth film in 2 days. Another Horror film, but this one is meant to be the funny lighthearted one. So lets do this. Back in screen 8 again, & the exact same chair, im nothing if not consistent. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Midsommar
Day two of back to back films in a row & today we are fully onto Horror yes we are. Im not sure my sanity is ready for this but we will try. I have never ran to a cinema so quickly in all […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 127:- Baywatch
Spoilers I’ll be there…. ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEE THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE slow mo run look cool & try & be the rock. Yep they have remade baywatch & i am not ashamed to say its fucking epic i know its corny & odd & a little bit shit […]
2018 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Stuber
So im waiting to go back into screen 5 after seeing Jaws to see my next film Stuber, & im a little concerned. Not by the huge school trip who tried to trash the place after watching Spiderman, no not them. Im more concerned […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Jaws
We’re gonna need a bigger boat… Time for you all to go what the hell… i’ve never seen all of Jaws. I’ve seen the iconic bits & the end but other than that nothing. So its on at my odeon as a one off […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Far From Home… Looks Can Be Deceiving
Time to go easter egg hunting & see if everything was really hiding in plain sight or if its actually hard to spot in advance. Yep round two of spiderman lets do this Peter Parker. It was on at the exact same time as […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away, oh i believe in yesterday… SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry i love that bit in Bean the movie, had to do it. It would be wrong not to if im honest. Yep another trip to the cinema to see Yesterday […]
2019 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can… etc. Spidy time people yay. The last film of phase three, after this we have no clue where the MCU is off to next, were going down a jump hole not knowing where the clicks are taking […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Beach Cinema Club Special… The Boat That Rocked
Beach time bitches whoop. Also my sister had this on dvd & ive not watched it since she moved out so here we go. I looked like a larry to start with all my friends were in chi at flip out & were aiming […]
2019 Beach Cinema Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Brightburn
Lifes got in the way the last couple of weeks, all sorts of stuffs been going on hence less films less reviews less cinema club. But for a little while now we will be all right here maybe. To quote the grate Ronan Keating […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 126:- Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix
Spoilers Get your cloaks people were back to the magical world of Harry Potter hehe. Yes back to the films that we love, except this one its the one i dont like im sorry but you know we can get to that bit in […]
2018 DVD Films Harry Potter
Cinema Club… Toy Story 4
My inner child is so ready for some toy story get in get in get in. I am ready for this i think. I was more than willing a few years ago to say goodbye to my childhood when Toy Story 3 came out […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney In the Name of Tom Hanks