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Cinema Club… Late Night With the Devil
i was going to see kong v godzilla this weekend & then i didnt wake up on time & then when i looked at the traffic i realised there was a huge accident so i was like what do i watch this weekend, so […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Book of Clarence
Advanced preview time for a film that was meant to come out at the start of february & then just didnt, so lets see if this was worth the extra 2 months wait for it. The trailer makes it look like its going to […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Paddington… In Concert
Time for something i have never done before. Go & see a concert with a live orchestra. Yep forget family bonding this easter weekend, its time to go to the Brighton centre to see the London concert orchestra play the score for Paddington. Im […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Monkey Man
This is why film festivals are so good. I had no idea this was thing until sxsw & then there was Jordan Peele standing there going this is one of the coolest films ive ever seen & Netflix have pulled out of putting it […]
2024 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Silent Night
Spoilers I saw this advertised a lot in the cinema back in late 2021, but then it had a minimal release & spiderman took over everything & well yea unless i wanted to go to Guilford, i couldnt see it. So here i am […]
Christmas Films Its the End of the World as we Know It Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Kung Fu Panda 4
we are about to find out if its an issue if you didnt watch the 2nd or 3rd films in the franchise. I have done a quick minim synopsis recap, but its time to go see Jack Black once again voice Poe & kick […]
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Cinema Club… Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
If theres something strangeIn the NeighbourhoodWho you gonna call?The police?! nah the Ghostbusters, time for the follow up to the last legacy sequel they did, crossing everything that going back to New York & having the old team back together for the majority of […]
2024 Cinema Club
Film 246:- Frozen 2
Spoilers Christmas viewing time… yes i know this isnt a christmas film, but its still frozen & i watched actual frozen yesterday & yes i still cried when Olaf said some people are still worth melting for. So lets do this while i paint […]
2022 Disney DVD Films
Cinema Club… Mothers Instinct
why do i have so many in draft at the moment, advanced previews, yes that is why, & i am going to try & type when im not at the cinema at all. Out of all the advanced previews ive been to recently this […]
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THE MCU IN ORDER
Its time & i wanted to keep a record of how long this has taken on my actual Blog so lets see shall we. I am going to watch all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in Order (not including the TV i would be […]
Cinema Club… Venom
& we give it back to you…. sorry wrong Tom Hardy Super Villain my bad. But you know I’m off to see Venom at last let’s see if he does give back. First of Odeon is still shut so I’d like to give a huge […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
Im not even going to say spoilers this film is over 80 years old unless you are three, there are no spoilers here & if you are three & you are on my blog, i dont think your parents are being very responsible in […]
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Film 50:- Skyfall
Spoilers Let the Skyfall… When we stand tall… Apple Crumble… I hate frickin Adele I can’t stand her singing voice. Whenever she talks she’s amazing & hysterical but she starts singing she can do one… & the fact she sings the song for Skyfall […]
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Cinema Club… Cat Person
ooooh advanced previews i missed you so much, thank god i can go to you again. Yes its time for Cat Person, which from the trailer i saw a few weeks ago looks hilarious so this should be a lot of fun for sure. […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Trolls Band Together
Its time for the 3h30min marathon of Killers of the Flower Moon this is going to be…woooooooooo i hear you say… this reads Trolls Band Together… hmmm Sunday 22nd October 8:45 alarmPedro Pascal surprise SNL PanicQuick showerDrive to the marinaAvoid car boot saleget to […]
2023 Cinema Club
Merry Christmas 2023
BestiesTime for the usual interruption in reviewing for my annual newsletter to you all. Yes. Its that time of year again.2023 was interesting to say least it really really was. So lets try & cover it all shall we. Lets start off with me, […]
2023 Christmas Films Cinema Club End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner
Cinema Club… Sumotherhood
This seems to be cineworld jewel in the crown atm. Its their new unlimited advert & is being touted about. & its an Adam Deacon parody film, so this should be a lot of fun. I am so looking forward to this carnage. It […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Miracle Club…
why my cineworld isnt showing this i have no idea. They’ve advertised it too, but im already half way to crawley to see my sister, so this on a saturday at 12:50 is perfect for me. A bit of shopping first & then some […]
2023 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Drive
Spoilers This has been on my watch list for a while it really has & tonight was the night. I had an evening free with time to concentrate & i just thought this was the time to do it. So here i am on […]
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Cinema Club… Taylor Swift… The Eras Tour
Time for some girl math. Eras tour tickets (which my sister & i failed at getting) would have cost us minimum £300. without travel or merch. Eras tourn cinema trip £20 each. I brought the popcorn (& i got my Swiftie bucket from another […]
2023 Cinema Club
Film 240:- Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Spoilers Its time. Its bank holiday monday night & i just want to laugh at something & not concentrate on a tv show. Ive just completed thrones season 5 so i do need something very chill. Its time for Anchorman. The best comedy film […]
2022 DVD Films Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… The Old Oak
i love me some proper british cinema. I really do. Especially political ones. It really a fuck you to the government. & this new Ken Loach film, i think is going to hit all the right notes for sure. So lets go see this […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Great Escaper
Today was my last day at work. Friday 6 October. I start my new job on monday. Its a side ways step but it needs to be done. So im at the cinema straight afterwards, a mcflurry in hand off to see the new […]
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Cinema Club… The Creator (in Screen X)
So were back for round 2 this time, but in screen X, especially as i know that its going to be worth it. I want to see if knowing what happens i have the same response to it or weather i was just so […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Secret Screening 27.09.2023
Time for the 4th Secret Screening of the year so far. Joy Ride, Talk to Me & Scrapper are what i have watched so far, so im really interested as to what we are going to get tonight. Hehe bring on the mystery. However […]
2023 Cinema Club Secret Screening
Cinema Club… Strange Way of Life
If you know me & you have been here a while, you will know i write a hit list every year of 32 films (thats the number now) that i want to see at the cinema. If i watch all those 32 film & […]
2023 Cinema Club In the Name of Pedro Pascal