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Cinema Club… Despicable Me 4
Im a week late, but this was my preferred time to see this also in theory less screaming kids than opening weekend. Yep time to see what Gru & those minions are up to in Despicable Me 4. Hopefully this is fun. I still […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Twisters
I for some reason have been hyped for this for a little while. Im not sure why but i am. & ive never seen the original either (except the flying cow) so yea, im hoping this lives up to the hype & at least […]
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Cinema Club… Fly Me To The Moon
Try not to sing it… see its hard isnt it. But its time to see Fly Me To The Moon… What youve never heard of it either… thats because Apple studios dont care if you watch their films at the cinema. Ive only seen […]
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Cinema Club… Longlegs
Its Friday then… Woohoo, time for a quick turn around to get to the cinema after work. Im not sure why i went to work today i should have taken the rest of the week off oh well. Lets go see the new horror […]
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Cinema Club… Unicorns
I didnt know this film existed until Pride Season was on, so cheers cinema for advertising this. Today is actually a say off for me & the british summer time means rain rain rain, so ive seaked shelter in the cinema & this is […]
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Cinema Club… MAXXXINE
Can i find the film X anywhere to watch at all… Nope. Have i been trying for the last 6 weeks to find it…yes. I have now watched Pearl though so a quick cheats guide means i am at the cinema at 5:40 on […]
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Film 255:- Licence to Kill
Spoilers The Bondathon really is on the move it really is, but this marks a landmark moment for me. Not only is this the 2nd Dalton Bond Movie (which is his last {such a travesty but thats what makes him a fantastic Bond}) but […]
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Cinema Club… Kinds of Kindness
Weird Letterboxd people are going to love me for watching this film. Yep its time for Kinds of Kindness which i know is going to be very very batshit but i am also so so here for. I also tend to not watch the […]
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Cinema Club… A Quiet Place: Day One
Time for a friday night cinema trip & time to do the the film with possibly one of the smallest scripts ever. Yep A Quiet Place Day One time. ive been looking forward to this one a lot. Half full cinema for this so […]
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Cinema Club… Captain Marvel…. What…. Was It Something I Said?
I’m so sorry that you keep getting this as a cinema club review. This time its not to check how good she is though, its because i fucking can & i need to here that accent again. I can basically write this cinema club […]
Cinema Club… The French Dispatch
Its been a busy week here, birthdays galore, lots of football & lots of people to see so a trip to the cinema straight after work is the perfect come down that i need before we all get going again. So a bit of […]
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Sofa Viewer: The Incredibles
Spoilers Why Disney have only just thought of making a follow up to this I have no idea, this could have made them so much money. Think of all the different supers they could have introduced & gone over, origins story’s etc. I just […]
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Bond
Daniel Craig will return as James Bond
Right people so after 2 years of speculation & lots of is he isn’t he etc Daniel Craig confirmed while I was asleep that he is going to be back as Bond for Bond 25. Something that I wasn’t expecting to wake up to. […]
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Film 245:- The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Spoilers Happy birthday to me. Yep im 33 today. Its been a weird year but to all the newbies now here who have sent me love today i adore you all (not that you will read this for ages). So ive been thinking long […]
2022 DVD Films In the Name of Pedro Pascal
Cinema Club… Anatomy of a Fall
This is it. Its the Friday before the oscars & once i have seen this i will have seen all 10 of this years best picture nominees, all the actors & actresses & the directors. So i will be valid so this is bloody […]
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Film 244:- Men In Black
Spoilers Im loving my trips back to the 90s at the moment i really am & today (& after taking almost 50mins to pick a film) ive gone for comfort of Men In Black. Something which in the 90s when we had a really […]
2022 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Persian Version
Advanced screening time. I mean its this or watch Dune 2 again (saving that for Imax in a few weeks time) so i am looking forward to this. The trailer seems rather funny & cool, this should be a good comedy. There’s a lot […]
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My A to Z of Physical Media
So there’s been a lot of talk about how physical media being important. & there have been a few instances recently where ive searched for something on a streaming service & its suddenly disappeared or isnt there & ive had to go through all […]
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Cinema Club… Dune Part 2
Here we go the number 1 pick of 2024. Think this might be the earliest a number 1 pick has come out in the cinema for me, so lets see is it worth the hype & the wait from 3rd November to 1st March. […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Blade Runner 2049
Do not adjust your screen. Yes this says cinema club 2024, not 2017. Cineworld are doing a scifi season & ive never seen this. Mainly because it was only a few years ago i saw the first one for the first time so it […]
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Cinema Club… Madame Web
Let the chaos ensue… This cant be worse than Morbius can it… surely not… i mean i know im not Dakotas biggest fan but it cant be that crap right. So here we go, lets go see this & hope its passable & it […]
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Cinema Club…Wicked Little Letters
time for another advanced preview, im sure Cineworld must be like oooh shes back again urgh. But hey you do the advanced previews, its your own fault. It was half full which was good to see. I was one of the younger people in […]
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Cinema Club… Bob Marley:One Love
Cinema time again peoples. Yes it is. Im not the biggest Bob fan but this has been hyped & promoted for ages upon ages so im looking forward to seeing how this compares to the other music biopics we have got in the last […]
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Cinema Club… The Iron Claw
I know my wrestling trust me. I could have seen this as an advanced preview as well, but didnt i think 5 trips in 5 days was too many, so here i am at 16:50 a normal cinema time for other people on a […]
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Cinema Club… Migration
This really is the glory days of years passed, 3 film trips in 3 days. The old Emile is back peoples ( although god knows when you will get the reviews). But here i am 6pm on a thursday for a kids film which […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Rustin
Spoilers (although not really) As well as attempting the 100 cinema club trip this year we are aiming to get all the Oscar films too, including all the actors too, so here i am watching Rustin on Netflix, to get Colman Domingo ticked off […]
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