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Cinema Club… Cruella
Bank holiday weekend. Football at the parents watch those mighty imps, then go get petrol, go home have dinner then back out to the cinema & then home for bed before my new Tattoo tomorrow, perfect day… or notLincoln lost, & then on my […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Death of Stalin
spoilers who remembers beach cinema? I do. It was epic & that was the first time i had ever seen Death of Stalin & my friends kept asking me questions about it & it was freezing so this time around i was looking forward […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Front Runner
Spoilers… or not its a real life story This a few years ago was on my cinema to watch list… however it never actually came to a local or multiplex cinema near here. The closest was wimbledon (not even southampton) so i didnt go […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Nomadland
It so weird seeing all of award season basically 6 weeks after it all ended but thats whats happening. Very odd, knowing what i am seeing got awards & accolades galore & therefore i already have an opinion on it. So im back at […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Capone
Spoilersor not This may very well be the shortest review ever in my history. I mean just tempted to type IT WAS CRAP AVOID. & be done with it but i need to give it a little bit of time of day. I mean […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Peter Rabbit 2
Cinema trip 3 in 4 days, yep you have heard that correctly. Dont you dare go judging me ive waited a bloody long time for this. & if i want to sit in a dark room with strangers for a couple of hours on […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Invisible Guest
spoilers first of all before i even start to type a big shout out to this guy (click here) on twitter, who recommended at the start of May that i watch this film. Thank you for your recommendation, on a good film to watch […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 184:- The Belko Experiment
Spoilers First DVD film of the new year oooh yeahhh. I mean im watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang already & The Sound Of Music will probably be tomorrow. But this one ooooh ive waited along time to see this, does that make me a […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Sound of Metal
Cinema trips are like busses… you wait a life time for one to come along & then 2 arrive at the same time, or should that more aptly be 4 trips in 5 days. Yep i said it would be back with a bang, […]
2021 Cinema ClubMCU
Film 55:- Iron Man
Spoilers If this film bombed at the box office or if they did kill Off Tony Stark, does that mean the MCU doesn’t happen? No Thor no Avengers no Shield… Just think about that for a minute Yes the MCU & all its films […]
Cinema Club… Confess, Fletch
Saturday Morning at the cinema. Before we get to the christmas rush of people going to the movies. I mean why am i actually here. Ive got the week off to go when i want but no. I’ve got my coffee & im ready […]
Disney
Sofa Viewer:- The Princess and the Frog
Spoilers Thank god for sky disney on sunday morning, and the fact that it is on demand. Makes my lie ins so much more fun to then get to watch a classic film. Even though this one isnt so old. It kinda turns a […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Bond
Film 211:- Goldeneye
Spoilers I’ve had a bad day at work, something that happened that has nothing to do with me has put me on a right downer today & i cant get out of the slump. Sabrina the Teenage Witch & wine can only help so […]
2021 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Dunkirk (yes again)
Well why the hell not So 7 weeks after seeing this on opening weekend I went back to see it again. With a different point of view this time, knowing how it was all set out & how it all comes together. & I think […]
2017 Christopher Nolan Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner In the Name of
Film 109:- Jason Bourne
Spoilers Dad is just sitting on the sofa, there nothing on tv & im busy deciding what im going to watch on catch up as no one really cares or is looking at there phones or something. When Dad loudly proclaims you’ve got that new Bourne […]
2017 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Logan Lucky
Well after that rush of films let’s slow it down a bit people to just the one trip this week to the cinema. So I’d say 40% full the cinema a large group of 15ish year olds like nearly 20 of them. But still pretty […]
2017 Cinema Club
Film 108:- A View To A Kill
Spoilers Today May 23rd 2017 the legend that was Sir Roger Moore died aged 89 of cancer, a truely sad day made even sadder by this news. So it’s time to watch a View to a Kill. His best performance as Bond but not […]
2017 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Falling out of love with my odeon
I don’t like to complain about stuff, but when I do I get a bee in my bonnet & that is it. I physically can’t be stopped & I become enraged. So here is my rant about my odeon cinema, which up til now […]
Cinema Club General Notes
Cinema Club… Detroit
Friday Film time Let’s get very serious people & get very honest & truthful about this film. Trailers we had blade runner kings man American assassin & tin star which is a tv show but they keep showing it in the trailers for films. Shame […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Fighting With My Family
oh have i been waiting a long time for you, you beast of a film, please dont be a waste of my time. Yes it is time for fighting with my family at last. I have waited for over 2 years for this film […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Everything, Everything
Too many cinema trips too many… I know I should be grateful that I can do this but number 3 is pushing it thank god for a breather before 4. The good thing about seeing two 12a films in a week is you don’t […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Hitmans Bodyguard
Monday Monday off to work from a busy weekend & then the cinema… oh yea let’s do 4 films in 8 days people including the dark tower from last week. Cinema was half full I’d say pretty good random mix of ages to the […]
2017 Cinema Club
The Top 10 Films of 1999
Its’ Time for a Top 10 rundown 1999 was SpoungeBob Square pants was first on tv, Manchester united won the treble (ans we were all scared for life by Ryan Giggs chest hair), Microsoft released MSN, there was a total solar eclipse in Europe, Putin became president & […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films of 1998
Its’ Time for a Top 5 rundown 1998 was when 23 year old Bear Grylls became the youngest person to climb to the top of mount Everest, France held the world cup (and won it, dont mention Argentina to Beckham), the 2nd Harry Potter book […]
1990's The Charts
Cinema Club… The Dark Tower
Please let’s not have 3 completely crap films in a row please please please iv seen some reviews for this & im very worried. 4:40 film yes please that’s good for me I’m up for that after work on a Friday. Really hard to […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Atomic Blonde
12 days without the cinema has come to an end yay film time people’s. Let’s do this. Half full cinema pretty good films been out almost a week so mondays maybe aren’t the best day to see a film. Trailer wise all films I want […]
2017 Cinema Club