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Sofa Viewer:- A Private War
Spoilers or maybe not… its real life… so nah no spoilers here Sundays i try to watch something a little gritty & something you can get absorbed in. Last week i did the Isle of dogs but i had already seen that before, so […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Land of Steady Habits
Spoilers I need a come down after watching Arrival & being on the edge of my seat for a good amount of time during that monster of a film (punt total intended). So im putting on some Mendelsohn to cheer me up. I mean […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 176:- Widows
Spoilers Want to watch a heist movie with Women which isnt patronising to us or a remake of an original classic… then this is the film for you. Time to get ready for the dark & evil Widows which is one of the best […]
2020 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Framing Britney Spears
No spoilers for this we’ve all lived it & are going through it. Infact this is just going over a few things that as a kid growing up with Britney i didnt realise was happen at the time & now feel really sorry for […]
Documentaries Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Accountant
Spoilers So ive been looking for a new series to watch on tv & i was looking through iplayer and The Accountant appeared, something i always had intended to watch but hadnt got round to. So i thought why not lets see how it […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga JAJA DINGDONG
Spoilers I promised you peoples a spoiler review version of this film last year & thats what you are going to get. going back to my Erin Brokovich review (depends in posting order for me) weve changed up our quiz nights & this week […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Space Jam
Spoilers I mean writing this review will probably take longer than actually watching Space Jam on Netflix people so go watch it instead… or maybe not… Basically id finished the hard watch of Chadwick acting his arse off & i needed a come down […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 175:- SPECTRE
SPOILERS We are missing the no James Bond, my birthday weekend is still a long way away before we see in in October, so we best catch up & re watch Spectre i guess. Need some Ben in my life (no the other Ben […]
2020 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Sofa Viewer:- Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom
When you move out & you no longer have access to all the services for films that you used too & no cinemas are open due to lockdown for you to go & see your films at, you really look for the ones you […]
Netflix Sofa ViewerMCU
Film 70:- The Incredible Hulk
Spoilers Don’t make him angry you won’t like it when he’s angry. The MCU starts to take formation with the incredible Hulk. It’s not one of their best films but it’s starts to put everything in motion. Also it’s an origins story without being […]
Cinema Club… Beauty & the Beast
Tale as old as time, true as it can be. Time to take mama to the cinema to watch the live action version of beauty & the beast. Something’s that has been 23 years in the making. Ever since I was given the original for […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Salazar’s Revenge)
I think the delay in me posting this review isn’t because i was busy, or out most night this week or all weekend. I think the delay of it says a lot more than that. So time for the cinema again, lets go watch […]
2017 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 115:- You Only Live Twice
Spoilers ish yea guess they still are JAMES BOND IS DEAD ARGH?!?!?!?! hence the title. Nah of course he is alive, hes off to go stop Spectre by faking his dead, save the Russian & American & fall in love with various girls all […]
2017 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Dunkirk
It’s here we’ve finally got to Dunkirk day. Yes yes yes. 28 months of waiting for this from the moment Nolan went I fancy doing a war film. Oh it’s here it’s here ITS FUCKING HERE! Okay maybe I’m a little over excited but […]
2017 Christopher Nolan Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner In the Name of
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Homecoming
So we’ve made it to Spider-Man yay. So the odeon you kinda let me down I know next week it will be on a time that does suit me but after 2 & a half weeks where your screen times for this film haven’t, […]
2017 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… The Beguiled
I got told off at the cinema wtf!? Yep you heard correctly & it was only after I was told off I realised how old my telling off was. So I get to the cinema little screen 8 no one there & the little […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Happy Death Day 2 U
Horror. Fucking Horror. If i had said to you 2 years ago that one of the films i would be most hyped for in 2019 would be a horror film, you would have sent me to get my head looked at, but im a […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club.. Despicable Me 3
Time for the tale of the three kittens(not a metaphor…) Good its a mission to walk from my office to get to the cinema in 8 minutes oh man my feet hurt when i got there thank god i got my ticket on the […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Baby Driver
Honey I’m home from holiday let’s go to the cinema at the first possible chance. As much as my holiday was amazing & the best summer holiday we’ve ever had, I did miss my brighton. It’s just perfect & what a better way to […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Baywatch (special)
Wait we’ve been here before haven’t we… well not quite. After saying for the next few week I will be quiet on here due to holiday something magical happened. My girlfriends (Kirsty Kerrie & Tara) & I decided after hearing about an outdoor cinema […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Mummy
Some times you just gotta sit there & go when in Rome… right? I had seen the trailer & the bit in the plane & gone yea that will do… then the reviews came out with all the Brenden Fraser Memes… & then someone at […]
2017 Cinema Club
Daniel Craig will return as James Bond
Right people so after 2 years of speculation & lots of is he isn’t he etc Daniel Craig confirmed while I was asleep that he is going to be back as Bond for Bond 25. Something that I wasn’t expecting to wake up to. […]
General Notes JAMES BOND 007 Cinema Club… Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Salazar’s Revenge)
I think the delay in me posting this review isn’t because i was busy, or out most night this week or all weekend. I think the delay of it says a lot more than that. So time for the cinema again, lets go watch […]
2017 Cinema Club Disney
Film 105:- Captain America Civil War
Spoilers spoilers mcu spoilers Captain America films are not super hero films. Avengers movies I’m not doubting in this but the 3 Captain America films are all action films discussed as super hero movies. & I think that maybe why he is my favourite […]
2017 DVD Films MCU
Cinema Club… Wonder Woman
Right DC its time to see if you can shake off your poor form of recent films, & see if you can get this right. Yes i know Batman is DC but as far as im concerned it gets a free pass due to […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Baywatch
Oh iv never seen so many teenagers in a cinema before probably last time was when I was a teenager. That’s making me feel really old. Oh god. It was really really full so much so that screen 6 had people checking tickets as […]
2017 Cinema Club