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Sofa Viewer:- 6 Days
Spoilers… but not really it’s real life I always knew there had been a siege at the Iranian Embassy before i was born but knew nothing else. So a few years ago when i saw a trailer for this i thought oh this looks […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Stillwater
Advance screening time yet again & this time its for MATT DAMON!!!! (my one per film) & Stillwater which recently got a standing ovation at Cannes for 5 minutes, so im hoping this hits the nail on the proper film critic mind & im […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Pocahontas
Spoilers? We all know the myth & we all saw it as kids right, so time to revisit Pocahontas & see how its stood the test of time. Im hoping it has, & if it hasnt it Christian Bale speaking in his english accent […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Phone Booth
Spoilers I mean a film with Collin Farrell & Kiefer Sutherland should sell itself right. Im actually shocked to find this on my watch list for never having seen it & for it to now be added onto disney plus, this is perfect early […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 190:- Searching
Spoilers Happy Easter in lockdown weekend for a second year in a row people, whoop whoop. So what to watch with my really greasy takeaway that i have treated myself to after the most stressful year in accounting history. Lets take my mind of […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Suicide Squad
Saturday Morning Cinema again for me. My washing on the line already desperately hoping i will get home just before it rains to get it in, but other than that its a nice day for a drive over the downs to go to Brighton […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Arrival
Spoilers This will come as a shock to some of you but i never saw this in the cinema… i know shock horror. I actually went & saw the other Amy Adams film that week Nocturnal Animals instead & then the next week i […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Old
Wednesday night straight after work cinema time, mainly because the only other time i can do it is really late at night & im thinking this might not be the best film to watch then drive home & then try to get to sleep […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Tulip Fever
spoilers Last Alicia Vikander film for a while i think. I remember this was on buses for a very very long time but i never saw a trailer for it or a release date for it. & now its suddenly on iplayer… im up […]
Sofa ViewerMCU
Film 148:- Captain Marvel
Spoilers Higher faster further baby. Shes here to save us all & im 100% okay with that. Bring it on girl & prove to us why you are the most credible thing in the MCU except… well we will get to that another day […]
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Homecoming
So we’ve made it to Spider-Man yay. So the odeon you kinda let me down I know next week it will be on a time that does suit me but after 2 & a half weeks where your screen times for this film haven’t, […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Haunted Mansion
So this has been slated, but you know dont judge a book by its cover or a haunted mansion via a handful of critics. So lets see what the new disney version of the Haunted Mansion has to say for itself. Hope fully at […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 189:- The Living Daylights
spoilers Happy birthday to my Bond. I know my James Bond should be Craig or whoever is next but for now its Mr Dalton & i love him & this is one of the best Bond films that was really ahead of its time. […]
2021 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Captain Marvel (again)
because if a film is this good it has to be seen twice & i dont care what you think about the film or me for my judgement i ship this film & this girl & her story. If you want my inital thoughts […]
2019 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… Ben is Back
We are already up to cinema trip 23… oh wow. Yea i’ve done a lot of watching haven’t i. Oh well you all love me for it. So it time to go a film which is exactly why i have my limitless card, because […]
2019 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Film 123:- The Maze Runner The Scorch Trials
Spoilers I’m still playing catch up in fact I’m going to see the third film on Wednesday so best get this done hadn’t I. Yep it’s time for Dylan O’Brian to Save the world again well Thomas actually it’s part 2 of the maze […]
2018 DVD Films Film 122:- Toy Story
Spoilers well not really it’s one of the worlds greatest films. Unless you are 5 you have seen toy story, seriously I struggle to meet anyone who hasn’t. If you are over 5 & you haven’t ask your parents or guardian to put this […]
2018 Disney DVD Films In the Name of Tom Hanks
Film 121:- The Maze Runner
Spoilers Time to do some home work before the next one of these comes out in the cinema. I’ve always been interested & seen bit of them all but never sat down to watch one in full so i’ve got a few weeks we […]
2018 DVD Films
Film 120: Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
Spoilers… Happy Christmas & Boxing day my lovelies. Did we all have a nice time? We’ve just got rid of the last few family members & now were flicking the channels. Mama Popcorn is now looking very smug as we had a mini bet […]
2017 DVD Films MCU
Film 119:- Deepwater Horizon
Spoilers… not really this actually all happened Mama’s trying to buy me a Christmas present i believe, & has said i can watch what ever film i want on our big downstairs TV. So im going epic & real life & going Deepwater Horizon. I […]
2017 DVD Films
Film 118:- Paddington
Spoilers Best watch it before the new One comes out on Friday I guess. Yep I didn’t see the first One when it came out a couple of years ago I apologise for that & then never got around to it on sky cinema. […]
2017 DVD Films Film Quiz
Film 117:- Daddy’s Home
Spoilers It’s my birthday weekend yay lucky me. Last night it all kicked off. We were almost banned from Slug & Lettuce for throuwing too much glitter everywhere (im still covered by the way) & then i almost argued with a bouncer that now […]
2017 DVD Films
Film 116:- Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them
Spoilers The 3rd stage of jet lag has hit & it has hit hard. First stage was the getting back to being at home, second was catching up on sleep & sleeping for ages to get the body clock on case, & now were […]
2017 DVD Films Harry Potter
Top 5 Films of 2000
Its’ Time for a Top 5 rundown 2000 was the Millennium (no bugs or huge shut down but some tent open in London called the Dome, not sure what that became as it closed on new years eve), the PS2 was released, Alex Salmond resigned as leader of the SNP […]
2000's The Charts
Film 115:- You Only Live Twice
Spoilers ish yea guess they still are JAMES BOND IS DEAD ARGH?!?!?!?! hence the title. Nah of course he is alive, hes off to go stop Spectre by faking his dead, save the Russian & American & fall in love with various girls all […]
2017 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
The Year of Film 2017
12 months have passed oh wow oh wow oh wow oh wow. By good that was a lot of films. & breath girl, breath. I should probably start off with a disclaimer. i started planning my awards in September this year, with only one […]
2010's 2017 Award Seasons Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner General Notes The Charts