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Cinema Club… Migration
This really is the glory days of years passed, 3 film trips in 3 days. The old Emile is back peoples ( although god knows when you will get the reviews). But here i am 6pm on a thursday for a kids film which […]
2024 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Rustin
Spoilers (although not really) As well as attempting the 100 cinema club trip this year we are aiming to get all the Oscar films too, including all the actors too, so here i am watching Rustin on Netflix, to get Colman Domingo ticked off […]
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Cinema Club… American Fiction
Local cinemas come in handy when your trying to collect oscar films, & my closest cinema showing this for cineworld was crawley so it was worth spending the £7 on to go see. So yea lets go see this. After watching American Fiction im […]
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Cinema Club… All of us Strangers
Its time… its finally time… Me & my sister are going to sob at all of us strangers together & we are both so ready for it. Im her for the heartbreak baby. First of all my sister turned up wearing her Truman show […]
2024 Cinema Club
The Year in Film 2023
Welcome to the 2023 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… We did it. Cinema club 2023 is closed & the year of film is over, yes it is. We did things film wise that we never thought wed do. We got 8 away from joining […]
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Cinema Club… Argylle
Its time to find out who is the real agent Argylle is… if its the cat im going to go crazy, but i kind of would expect it. Yep its Sunday morning & im at the cinema at 10:40 to watch the next Vaughn […]
2024 Cinema Club
Film 243:- Edward Scissorhands
Spoilers Spooooky season continues & were going back to the late 80s early 90s with Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands & another reason why i still have goth vibes. What a film & i cant wait to see how this now looks in 2022, […]
2022 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Holdovers
Its time to see if this is as classy as everyone says this is. According to some people this should be the film that challenges Oppenheimer at the oscars this year. ITs been out in America since November like the very start of it […]
2024 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Anyone But You
6pm rush from work to see a rom com im not bothered by. Yea that is how seriously we are taking the 100 club this year. That im doing this. Im going to see a naff rip off of much a do about nothing, […]
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Cinema Club… Black Widow
ITS TIME FOR MY NUMBER ONE PICK OF 2021 OF THE FILMS I MOST WANT TO SEE THIS YEAR! ITS FIANLLY TIME TO GO & SEE BLACK WIDOW! PLEASE BE WORTH THE WAIT SCARLETT! Ok ive stopped the shouting for now Very excited for […]
Cinema Club… Logan Lucky
Well after that rush of films let’s slow it down a bit people to just the one trip this week to the cinema. So I’d say 40% full the cinema a large group of 15ish year olds like nearly 20 of them. But still pretty […]
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Sofa Viewer:- Alice In Wonderland
Spoilers I meant to watch this a week ago but it didnt & im now glad that was the case. But im here its friday night & im chatting to people online before twitter implodes (its still going atm just) so i though id […]
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Film 175:- SPECTRE
SPOILERS We are missing the no James Bond, my birthday weekend is still a long way away before we see in in October, so we best catch up & re watch Spectre i guess. Need some Ben in my life (no the other Ben […]
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Cinema Club… No Hard Feelings
I need this film trip today. Going back to work after a week off has been hard & it really all just creeping up on me so i need to go sit in a dark room for 2hs to be distracted, & i think […]
2023 Cinema Club
Film 234:- The Pianist
Spoilers Another back to school one this one, this one a bit more mature. GCSE history, as practice course work before the actual thing, we had to do persecution, & our teacher who knew a large part of next years work was about Black […]
2022 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Flash
What to do on the hottest sunniest week off the year that you happen to book off… go to the cinema of course. Yep an air conditioned dark room for me to watch a film in is exactly what i need in my life. […]
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Cinema Club… Spider-Man: Across The Spider Verse
Right time to go Across the Spider Verse once again. I am really looking forward to this. Its not for kids these film im certain of it & im hoping this one will prove my point entirely. This is going to be a lot […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Little Mermaid AGAIN
When she was so good youve got to go & see her again to make sure you just werent so emotional on opening day.. so here i am again on monday after work, ready to be apart of that world once more… A lot […]
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Cinema Club… Hypnotic
I saw a trailer for this a couple of weeks ago & thought well maybe this is the Affleck film that disproves my theory, so cross everything for me. A mind bending twisty film. Lets just hope its not cliché & to weird for […]
2023 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Little Mermaid (2023)
This is it…This is the one… its time… Ariel is my disney princess… so this to me is the one ive waited for but im also worried about. I dont want them to fuck about with it… its my disney film shes my girl. […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Sofa Viewer:- Circle
Spoilers Well this has been on my list for a little while, a mysterious room with people in which is a battle royal kind a movie for some reason. So i had some time on Saturday night as i finished Indi 3 in plenty […]
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Film 233:- Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
Spoilers Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a 12 year old little girl called Ems. She was getting ready to leave primary school and head off to big scary secondary school. However as a right of passage, the […]
2022 DVD Films
Film 232:- The Phantom Menace
Spoilers happy 2022 star wars day, may the forth be with you or revenge of the fifth, or this is the may… which everyone you are, i hope youve had a fab day. So i though you know what ive not watched Phantom in […]
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Cinema Club… Fast X
Its been a long day (or monday even) without you my friend… nah ill stop thereTime for Fast X part 1 of is it 3 now… im not sure, but anyhow were a go & im here for the madness (& to try not […]
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Cinema Club… Beau Is Afraid
A saturday afternoon movie trip… me… whats happened to me…? Well it was the only time i could see this film. Its not at the bargain days at my local cinemas & its only on at my multiplex at 4:10 or 8:40 & its […]
2023 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Deep Blue Sea
Spoilers Tom Watch along night tonight, time for The Deep Blue Sea. Its been on the watch list for a little while, but its hard to find, thank god for Americans & different streaming services. Thats always good. This reached its peak quite early […]
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