If you are a 13 years old boy SPOILERS… if you are anyone else I am saving your sanity

This film was watched on our last film night a couple of weeks ago. Half of us wanted comedy the other half horror so my friend found this on Netflix something to suit everyone.

About 10mins through the film I realised this film was not for me even the legend that is James Corden couldn’t save a doomed movie. One of the shortest & stupidest plots ever which you all know is going to end up as. Some of the worst acting ever. And some of the most contrived circumstances ever seen.

I get the whole oh he’s the hero & he’s destined to save the world thing but no we’d all be doomed if it was Matt Horne wouldn’t we. There would be no chance for any of us.

The whole history lesson at the start is too long. And is gone back to far too many times to the same characters, at least explain this to someone new each time.Also the bringing back from the dead bit is shit. I reckon the special effects I could make would be better than that.

It wasn’t funny, it wasn’t scary, it wasn’t romantic, it wasn’t a thriller & I think even the blokes would sit there & go well there not enough girl on girl. It doesn’t hit any target audience that it should, and I’m not sure it actually knows what it’s target audience is.

There were 3 moments when a smile came across my face,but not laughter. The darts in the bar, the daughter of the cigars death & the end. Otherwise nothing. It’s trying to hard to be good which makes it shutter than if they had tried to make a shit film & get it right.

Basically avoid. Avoid at all costs. I watched this film so you don’t have too, even tho when I watched this I hadn’t started the blog. Possibly one of the worst films if ever watched, and that’s saying alot.