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Cinema Club… INCEPTION
and so the day has come… i am finally seeing Inception on the big screen & just thinking about doing that is making me very emotional. Its the GOAT, Its the KING & IN NOLAN WE TRUST! I seriously can not explain how i […]
2020 Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner Top 10 Films of All Time
Cinema Club… Babyteeth
I have joined what was the enemy… but is now my new home. This is the equivalent of leaving Arsenal to join Spurs if you get me. There will be a film review in a bit i promise i just want to get the […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Unhinged
Time for something that hasnt happened since 16th March… an original film at the cinema. I know AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EXCITINGMENT! A friend has also seen this before me & said it was edge of your seat tense stuff, so im hoping this is going to […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Parasite (in Black & White)
Time to go see this years best picture winning film how it was intended, in Black & White. Lets see if it adds anything shall we. First off huge Kudos to my local cinema which is open, The Dome. I tried to book tickets […]
2020 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Shrek
spoliers?nah youve all seen it 5000 times. Im not even going to write a popcorn synopsis for you, you know the drill lets just get to it shall we. My friend Tara says this is the most romantic story ever told & i think […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 157:- Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
Spoilers So my parents also got me this for christmas because they wanted to see it. Turns out mama almost wanted to some with me to the cinema to see it, so lets let them finally look at Hobbs & Shaw. A film that […]
2019 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
Im not even going to say spoilers this film is over 80 years old unless you are three, there are no spoilers here & if you are three & you are on my blog, i dont think your parents are being very responsible in […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- A Matter of Loaf & Death
Spoilers Lets complete the Wallace & Gromit love shall we (actually thats a lie i’ve not seen a grand day out recently my bad guys), but anyhow lets do the last one… well we think it is apparently it maybe coming back for Christmas […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Empire Strikes Back
March 16th 2020 feels like an awful long time ago when i last went to a cinema… turns out it was…a whole 120 days of it. 120!!!!!!!!!!!!!But now we’re back (kinda) cinemas are slowly starting to reopen, i need to decide if im going […]
2020 Cinema ClubMCU
Film 153:- Ant Man
Spoilers I need to watch Endgame again soon so I need my parents to fill in the gaps in their knowledge before we go ahead with it. Turns out even though they have both definitely seen this film before, both of them have no […]
Cinema Club… Anyone But You
6pm rush from work to see a rom com im not bothered by. Yea that is how seriously we are taking the 100 club this year. That im doing this. Im going to see a naff rip off of much a do about nothing, […]
Disney
Cinema Club… The Little Mermaid (2023)
This is it…This is the one… its time… Ariel is my disney princess… so this to me is the one ive waited for but im also worried about. I dont want them to fuck about with it… its my disney film shes my girl. […]
2023 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 115:- You Only Live Twice
Spoilers ish yea guess they still are JAMES BOND IS DEAD ARGH?!?!?!?! hence the title. Nah of course he is alive, hes off to go stop Spectre by faking his dead, save the Russian & American & fall in love with various girls all […]
2017 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 69:- The Hunger Games
Spoilers Welcome welcome happy hunger games and may the odds be ever in your favor… and the rest is history. Imagine if 4 years ago no-one goes to watch the first film… just think about that for a second… yes it’s not worth thinking […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Hail! Caesar
Once again Odeon limitless is being very handy. Iv now just got to convince everyone else I know to get one too. Wednesday afternoon iv got a cold or hayfever or both & it’s a mental week at work who decided to put end […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 68:- Olympus has Fallen
Spoilers If your only going to watch one Film about the white house being destroyed & the president be threatened from 2012 this is the one. Before we properly start I’m just going to say I saw this well before London has fallen but re […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club… London Has Fallen
GEERRRAAAARRRRRDDDDD BBBBBBUUUUUUTTTTTTTLLLLLEEEEERRRRR This review will probably be written before I complete the Olympus has fallen review. But I want to post it in the correct order so apologies for the delay. As far as action sequels go it was good. We’re not talking horrendous […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 67:- Jumper
Spoilers The story & Film that could have done & been so much more than it was. It had so much potential but just wasn’t well received. For those who haven’t seen it quick synopsis. David Rice nearly drowns & ends up teleporting to […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club.. How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Confession time before we start this review, which is late my bad. But i have never seen or read any of these, so this review may not be the best thing for you so apologies if you go to the cinema based on my […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 66:- The Amazing Spiderman
Spoilers My first real superhero films were the Toby Maguire Spiderman films ( let’s not talk about the 3rd til we get there) so when I heard it was being remade completely like a couple of years later it put me off. & then […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Grimsby
My two friends and I booked tickets to see Grimsby tonight knowing it only opened a couple of days ago & it was a Saturday after everyone had been paid. So how many people were in the Worthing Connought main theatre tonight other than […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 65:- Legend
Spoilers We’ve had a diplomatic debate & decided as a family to watch this. Obviously iv seen it before as you’ve read, so has my sister but neither parent had. So as theres was no football we all sat down & said 3 films we all wanted […]
2016 DVD Films Film of the Year Winner
Film 64:- Beauty and the Beast
Spoilers well not really but I have to put it it’s more spoilers for 5 year olds I say this as when I was 4 my parents brought me this film on vhs as a thank you for being a good big sister to […]
2016 Disney DVD Films
Film 63:- One Hour Photo
Spoilers Time to be very freaked out & glad all your photos are now digital & on your phones (yes I know these can all be hacked). One Hour Photo is going to make you rethink your life & what you just accept. Robin […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Revenant
The last time just me & dad went to the cinema was to see the Lion King I think. This one’s a bit different to that. I wanted to see this to see if DiCaprio deserved the Oscar he’s going to win in 3 […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 62:- Kingsman The Secret Service
Spoilers This has taken over a year of not having time to go to the cinema Christmases family incidents & new jobs to finally get around to watch this film. Me & mum were going to see it last Jan but things took over. So I’m now […]
2016 DVD Films