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Cinema Club… JoJo Rabbit by Oscar Award Winner Taika Waititi
JOJO RABBIT WON A FUCKING OSCAR! okay it wasnt best picture & didnt win me £8.50 but it did. It was best Adapted Screenplay for Taika Waititi. TAIKA WAITITI IS AN OSCAR WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am so stupidly proud of that man. I feel like […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club In the Name of Taika Waititi
Cinema Club… Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
Grab your baseball bats & Mallets for some Girl Power people. Margot Robbie is here to prove her point that she is the best person in the DCEU & that Harley still has pulling powers. I am so up for this madness & cant […]
2020 Cinema Club
Film 146:- Memento
Spoilers Nolan master class time. This is going to be so interesting to try & tell you what happens in this film, because honestly it is all over the place, but in the most Nolan way possible. Lets try this people at, at least […]
2019 Christopher Nolan DVD Films In the Name of
Cinema Club… Dolittle
Sunday Robin HoodMonday Oscar WatchTuesday ParasiteWednesday DolittleThursday Birds of PreyFriday…. havent decided yet Yea thats how my weeks shaping up to be. Time for the Wednesday fix peoples. Dolittle which is on my hitlist for the year, but i’ve not heard its not all […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Parasite
It is time… at fucking laston Monday morning Parasite made history & became the first foreign language film to win best picture at the oscars, in an otherwise botting & predictable night for the awards (TAIKA WON THATS MADNESS) but yea 1917 which was […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Queen and Slim
Oh its a wednesday lets go to the cinema people, lets get one more film in before the Oscars on sunday, darn me for being busy & not seeing Parasite before the big day oh well. We got to the end of award season […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Richard Jewell
Time for film number 2 of 2 today, still doing it for award season. Lets get going peoples, the Rockwell needs me. Now big question is it weirder to be A) The only person in the cinema to watch a film orB) Only one […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Well hes the last one on my supporting actor list for 2020 award season, so lets see if Hanks still has the magic shall we. Time to see how beautiful this really is. Screen 8 when i got there a good 5 mins before […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club In the Name of Tom Hanks
Film 145:- The Big Short
Spoilers No ones in. I can watch whatever the fuck i want. I am going to go for the Big Short, because why the hell not. I love the fact this is a serious film which is so complicated it has to explain everything […]
2019 DVD FilmsMCU
Sofa Viewer:- The Guardians of The Galaxy Holiday Special (Cinema Club Addition)
No Spoilers, this only came out on Friday so its unfair to ruin it for you. Come back next christmas when i re-watch it & then i will post a new review for it (sets reminder to rewatch) So this isnt even going to […]
Cinema Club… Taylor Swift… The Eras Tour
Time for some girl math. Eras tour tickets (which my sister & i failed at getting) would have cost us minimum £300. without travel or merch. Eras tourn cinema trip £20 each. I brought the popcorn (& i got my Swiftie bucket from another […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Frozen II
Time to Let It GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!!! Oh yea bit of disney magic for Christmas & the follow up to a modern classic no pressure here film nope none at all. This has got a lot riding on it. Jojo’s poster is still […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 94:- Thunderball
Spoilers Bond Time bit of Mr Connery to prove hes still got what it takes, but hes starting to look a little bit old not, not just dated. Spectre are taking over & Bonds got to work it out, despite not being near meeting […]
2016 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 49:- Pirates of the Caribbean… The Curse of the Black Pearl
Spoilers Yoho yoho a pirates life for me. Step forward what should have been the best stand alone film ever made, until they did sequels (youtube Mark Kermodes review of number 3) an original story based on a theme park ride… Yea I know […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Cinema Club… SPECTRE
To quote Mr Hinx well actually I can’t I need a few words, and it’s not the word Shit either As you all know I bias towards Bond, he is the man but oh my good that was amazing Iv got to be really […]
2015 Cinema Club JAMES BOND 007
Film 48:- Red Eye
Spoilers For all of those expecting a spooky or scary film for this time of year. I’m afraid this is as far as we will be getting. I don’t do horror films, & its not because I’m scared of them, it’s because when I […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 47:- 27 Dresses
Spoilers Every now and then you need a girly film & I decided on this one today. I hadn’t seen it before but the idea of being 27 peoples bridesmaids is a little scary. First of all can I start off with the fact […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 46:- From Russia With Love
Spoilers? Lets get back on track with the Bond films should we number 2 of 24 (only 3 weeks omfg). I’ve not tweeted along to From Russia With Love but Blogged along, for notes lets see if you all agree with the points ive […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Sofa Viewer :- School of Rock
Spoilers A minor G that’s all I have to say word for word I can quote this film It’s completely off the chart & wacky but brilliant. Don’t let the man get you down. For people who don’t know the plot, Jack Blacks Dewy […]
Musicals Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer :- Johnny English
Spoilers Oh sky movies you do throw up some classics. & tonight it is this one oh yes I could be watching Tangled, Captain America, Return of the Jedi or Cinderella but no Johnny English legendary film. (i started writing this review on Dec […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer :- The Jungle Book
Oh Chanel 4 have now started to compete with C5 for Sunday random films. Today is the Jungle Book Oberdido i wanna be like you Those Wolves would have never accepted Mowgli surely forget the mothers maternal instinct he would have been ripped limb from limb […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer(plane addition):- The Founder
Spoilers Bday ba ba ba I’m loving it. Plane film number 2, iv Now swapped seats with Dad his screens not properly working which means he can’t pause or rewind if he misses something. So knowing I’m likely to just sit & watch I’m […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 45:- Love Rosie
Spoilers (unless you’ve read the book like me) I do love a Holiday book me, this year I took 2 books I did gone girl in 4days & then got half way through Love Rosie before we got back. Usually then I forget about the book & […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Legend
Oh my god why go and watch one Tom Hardy when you can have two????? Oh he was good. Like so good I was going to explode with pride good. The people behind me at the cinema were shocked when something happened in the […]
2015 Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner
Cinema Club… Mary Queen of Scots
& now for part two of double bubble wednesday movie madness. Although it nearly wasnt.There was, im not even joking, about 300 people outside screen 7 when i got to it. Apparently there was a dragon ball z one of film that was happening […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club..Nativity Rocks! (This Aint No Silent Night)
Thinking this is the best tag line for donkeys years i really am loving it so much its in the title of the review hehe Time to get a little bit more festive with a Christmas film. I should point out ive not seen any […]
2018 Christmas Films Cinema Club