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Film 139:- American Assassin
Spoilers Time for a film not for the fainthearted. This isnt going to be everyones cuppa tea at all. Its just not, well the start of it isnt. But if it is you blend you will fuckign love every single second of it. Here […]
2019 DVD Films
Film 138:- Avengers Infinity War
Spoilers Oh this is going to fucking hurt isnt it oh god, im not over this. Endgame is in 10 days time ive seen this about 10 times this is the first time my pops in sitting down to watch it in full i […]
2019 DVD Films MCU
Merry Christmas Everyone 2019
Peoples of the internet… Hey man… Alright… Yep we are back to that time again, a time to reflect on everything that happened in 2019, which lets just say wasnt quiet. Alot when down, an awful lot went down. So lets get reviewing shall […]
End of Year News Letter General Notes
Cinema Club… Frozen II
Time to Let It GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!!! Oh yea bit of disney magic for Christmas & the follow up to a modern classic no pressure here film nope none at all. This has got a lot riding on it. Jojo’s poster is still […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Film 137:- Popstar… Never Stop Never Stopping
Spoilers Well Why the hell not, ive waited a little while to see this it needs to be the correct moment & mood & style for it & i think that is right now. Lets see if this popstar really is the real deal […]
2019 DVD Films Musicals
Film 136:- Ready Player One
Spoilers Film quiz time people time to watch a film which when i watched it i was over critical about but now find it so re-watchable, also Bens in it & Ben is on fire at being the bad guy right now so whoooooooop […]
2019 DVD Films Film Quiz
Cinema Club… Last Christmas
Its the most wonderful time of the year… Christmas? Or award Season? Or an excuse to go to the pub? all three are very valid right now. But for the sake of this review its Christmas & lets see what Last Christmas has to […]
2019 Christmas Films Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Good Liar
Not sure when my next cinema trip will be after this a busy couple of weeks coming up at home but im still hoping to hit that 100 mark by the end of the year. Fingers Crossed. So were going to see two legends […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 135:- Solo: A Star Wars Story
Spoilers Well it 2019 whoop whoop so let’s start the dvd film year off with the first film we need to watch for the film quiz A Star Wars Story Yay all my friends went (sarcastically) well I’ve already seen it so let’s see […]
2019 DVD Films Star WarsMCU
Sofa Viewer: Avengers Assemble
NO SPOILER ALERT as im not actually reviewing it, give it a couple of months & i will. While everyone else in the world was watching Britain’s Got No Talent on Monday i had planned to watch the champions league final from 2005… i […]
Cinema Club… Beau Is Afraid
A saturday afternoon movie trip… me… whats happened to me…? Well it was the only time i could see this film. Its not at the bargain days at my local cinemas & its only on at my multiplex at 4:10 or 8:40 & its […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Aladdin (2019)
YOU AINT NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME… MY INNER CHILD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED FOR THIS LIKE GOING MAD HENCE ALL THE CAPS SHES GOING CRAZY…. Okay that will do im excited oyu see ekkk. So lets go see the 4:50 showing of Aladdin […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 22:- The Man With The Golden Gun
Spoilers… Duh it’s a Bond film. Iv skipped a couple of Bond movies in honour of the great Christopher Lee, the likes of which we will never see again. A true legend. Mr Scaramanga is Bonds greatest opponent & villain he was the only […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… A Star is Born
Ra Ra Ahah aaaa RAMA MAMA Ma Gaga Oh lala, your stupid romance. put your paws up for Cinema Club Little Monsters. Time to get the oscars rolling & see who could win. Everyone know the story a little right youve all seen or […]
2018 Cinema Club Musicals
Cinema Club… Night School
so lets salvage double bubble monday shall we. First film was so dire that i need a pay off right now & if i dont get one oh man, im going to be angry. Screen 1 had about 20 people in it id say […]
2018 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Simpson’s Movie
Spoilers Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does… and that’s your Film right there. The Simpson’s go even more global than they all ready were, by going on the big screen. & then not returning yes I know surprised that didn’t […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Princess and the Frog
Spoilers Thank god for sky disney on sunday morning, and the fact that it is on demand. Makes my lie ins so much more fun to then get to watch a classic film. Even though this one isnt so old. It kinda turns a […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Crazy Rich Asians
There’s been so much talk & buzz about this film I had to go & see it. You just can’t ignore the word of mouth. So it was time for double bubble Monday’s oh yea. Screen 7 id say was over half full which […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 33:- Kill Bill Volume 1 & Film 34:- Kill Bill Volume 2
Spoilers You aren’t missing out on a review btw Quentin Tarantino originally planed on this being 1 film, also I only have this on bluray someone gave me it for Xmas & the only machine that plays them is in the lounge so I […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 32:- Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Spoilers This is a good version of Sherlock, I saw this before the BBC version and… Unfortunately Robert Downey Jr is not Benedict Cumberbatch. Sorry but he’s not the cumberbatches Sherlock is the best. RDJ is a good sleuth, despite the fact that everynow […]
2015 DVD Films
Film 31:- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Spoilers I’m going to say this now so no one judge me or my review…THIS IS MY FAVOURITE HARRY POTTER BOOK & FILM there iv said it. I was so glad when i first saw the film & it took nearly a day to […]
2015 DVD Films Harry Potter
Film 30:- Factory Girl
Spoilers however I think I really am the only person in the world who has watched this film. I am also the person in the world who has watched this film the most. I brought it when i was 17, and doing photography/art at college, […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… A Simple Favour
Guess who back from Holibobs bitches…. Me hehe. Cinema Club has made a triumphant return to do one more film before we get to October, so lets do this. Now, noon on a thursday afternoon is a very odd time to see a film ( […]
2018 Cinema Club
Film 29:- Tangled
Spoilers Happy 50th animated film Disney. Yes they have made 50 so decided to go back to their routes & tell a fairy tale in a sing along with a princess who is taken away from her parents. Based on Repunzel the story of […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- The Muppet Christmas Carol
Spoilers I remember being 6 years old watching this being petrified of the ghost of things yet to come. Sitting there crying & running out of the room. So as I hadn’t watched it in years & I had a morning off work before […]
Christmas Films Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Madagascar
Spoilers Sis I’m meant to be doing work from home, oh well who cares let’s put a film on in the back ground. So ankle update iv torn my Achilles or have tendinitis although you may all already know about this by now as […]
Sofa Viewer