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Cinema Club… Parasite (in Black & White)
Time to go see this years best picture winning film how it was intended, in Black & White. Lets see if it adds anything shall we. First off huge Kudos to my local cinema which is open, The Dome. I tried to book tickets […]
2020 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Shrek
spoliers?nah youve all seen it 5000 times. Im not even going to write a popcorn synopsis for you, you know the drill lets just get to it shall we. My friend Tara says this is the most romantic story ever told & i think […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 157:- Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
Spoilers So my parents also got me this for christmas because they wanted to see it. Turns out mama almost wanted to some with me to the cinema to see it, so lets let them finally look at Hobbs & Shaw. A film that […]
2019 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
Im not even going to say spoilers this film is over 80 years old unless you are three, there are no spoilers here & if you are three & you are on my blog, i dont think your parents are being very responsible in […]
Disney Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- A Matter of Loaf & Death
Spoilers Lets complete the Wallace & Gromit love shall we (actually thats a lie i’ve not seen a grand day out recently my bad guys), but anyhow lets do the last one… well we think it is apparently it maybe coming back for Christmas […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… The Empire Strikes Back
March 16th 2020 feels like an awful long time ago when i last went to a cinema… turns out it was…a whole 120 days of it. 120!!!!!!!!!!!!!But now we’re back (kinda) cinemas are slowly starting to reopen, i need to decide if im going […]
2020 Cinema Club
Film 156:- Doctor Strange
Spoilers Pops likes this film, i love it, but mama has never seen it. If she hasnt seen it she cant see Endgame, so weve got to do it. We really do. Otherwise she will be asking 47 questions for a 6minute section of […]
2019 DVD Films MCU
Sofa Viewer:- Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
I have a new film to review for you all courtesy of netflix & mnf being shite. Yep we are in July we are edging near the country reopening & cinemas coming back… TENET!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not overly excited no no way, hehehehe). But to fill […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 155:- Fighting with my Family
Spoilers My mama & pops for christmas decided to buy me films that they wanted to see. That is epic & brilliant. So here we are on boxing day watching fighting with my family, bring on the noise & the rock & Paige… what […]
2019 DVD FilmsMCU
Film 156:- Doctor Strange
Spoilers Pops likes this film, i love it, but mama has never seen it. If she hasnt seen it she cant see Endgame, so weve got to do it. We really do. Otherwise she will be asking 47 questions for a 6minute section of […]
Cinema Club… Rocketman
Time for a Cinema trip on a bank holiday weekend courtesy of my local cinema & their weekly facebook competition. Every week they put their film times up online & say like share & comment to be put in our weekly draw to get […]
Disney
Film 71:- Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Spoilers not that I think anyone’s watched this in donkeys years or ever even So Robin Williams is back as the genie & that’s about it (god bless him) one of the most random story’s ever & stupidest plots. But as a 6 year […]
2016 Disney DVD Films
Bond
Film 262:- No Time To Die
Spoilers (& i mean spoilers if you have not watched no time to die, please go away & then come back) & we made it to the end of the James Bond Marathon… Ahhhhhhhh & its time for No Time To Die. The finale, […]
2023 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… London Has Fallen
GEERRRAAAARRRRRDDDDD BBBBBBUUUUUUTTTTTTTLLLLLEEEEERRRRR This review will probably be written before I complete the Olympus has fallen review. But I want to post it in the correct order so apologies for the delay. As far as action sequels go it was good. We’re not talking horrendous […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 67:- Jumper
Spoilers The story & Film that could have done & been so much more than it was. It had so much potential but just wasn’t well received. For those who haven’t seen it quick synopsis. David Rice nearly drowns & ends up teleporting to […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club.. How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Confession time before we start this review, which is late my bad. But i have never seen or read any of these, so this review may not be the best thing for you so apologies if you go to the cinema based on my […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 66:- The Amazing Spiderman
Spoilers My first real superhero films were the Toby Maguire Spiderman films ( let’s not talk about the 3rd til we get there) so when I heard it was being remade completely like a couple of years later it put me off. & then […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Grimsby
My two friends and I booked tickets to see Grimsby tonight knowing it only opened a couple of days ago & it was a Saturday after everyone had been paid. So how many people were in the Worthing Connought main theatre tonight other than […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 65:- Legend
Spoilers We’ve had a diplomatic debate & decided as a family to watch this. Obviously iv seen it before as you’ve read, so has my sister but neither parent had. So as theres was no football we all sat down & said 3 films we all wanted […]
2016 DVD Films Film of the Year Winner
Film 64:- Beauty and the Beast
Spoilers well not really but I have to put it it’s more spoilers for 5 year olds I say this as when I was 4 my parents brought me this film on vhs as a thank you for being a good big sister to […]
2016 Disney DVD Films
Film 63:- One Hour Photo
Spoilers Time to be very freaked out & glad all your photos are now digital & on your phones (yes I know these can all be hacked). One Hour Photo is going to make you rethink your life & what you just accept. Robin […]
2016 DVD Films
Cinema Club… The Revenant
The last time just me & dad went to the cinema was to see the Lion King I think. This one’s a bit different to that. I wanted to see this to see if DiCaprio deserved the Oscar he’s going to win in 3 […]
2016 Cinema Club
Film 62:- Kingsman The Secret Service
Spoilers This has taken over a year of not having time to go to the cinema Christmases family incidents & new jobs to finally get around to watch this film. Me & mum were going to see it last Jan but things took over. So I’m now […]
2016 DVD Films
Film 61:- White House Down
Spoilers Two films with the exact same premises released in the same year hmm. Yea I’m sure both will be amazing. Yep hollywood were stuck for ideas this year. This one is the weaker of the two, maybe because the first one was more believable & […]
2016 DVD Films
Film 60:- Total Recall 2012
Spoilers Let’s get to something important first the original is better. It is let’s be honest, yes it was weird anyhow but it was better. I have seen the original but it’s hard to buy or find on DVD so sky movies is where […]
2016 DVD Films
Film 59:- Nightcrawler
Spoilers Get ready to have your mind fucked over about 37 times, minimum. People moan about DiCaprio not getting an Oscar ever, but how Jake Gyllenhaal let alone wasn’t even nominated for one, let alone win it baffles me so much. What did Eddie Redmayne and the other 4 nominees do last […]
2016 DVD Films Film of the Year Winner