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Cinema Club… Parasite
It is time… at fucking laston Monday morning Parasite made history & became the first foreign language film to win best picture at the oscars, in an otherwise botting & predictable night for the awards (TAIKA WON THATS MADNESS) but yea 1917 which was […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Queen and Slim
Oh its a wednesday lets go to the cinema people, lets get one more film in before the Oscars on sunday, darn me for being busy & not seeing Parasite before the big day oh well. We got to the end of award season […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Richard Jewell
Time for film number 2 of 2 today, still doing it for award season. Lets get going peoples, the Rockwell needs me. Now big question is it weirder to be A) The only person in the cinema to watch a film orB) Only one […]
2020 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Well hes the last one on my supporting actor list for 2020 award season, so lets see if Hanks still has the magic shall we. Time to see how beautiful this really is. Screen 8 when i got there a good 5 mins before […]
2020 Award Seasons Cinema Club In the Name of Tom Hanks
Film 145:- The Big Short
Spoilers No ones in. I can watch whatever the fuck i want. I am going to go for the Big Short, because why the hell not. I love the fact this is a serious film which is so complicated it has to explain everything […]
2019 DVD Films
Film 144:- Mad Max: Fury Road
Spoilers When you give dad a choice as to what he wants to watch… i was actually quite happy he picked this i had been looking forward to see if this really was as good as everyone had said it was & no we […]
2019 DVD Films
Movie Nights Juliet, Naked
Spoilers Time for the 2020 film quiz film watching to start. & we are starting with Simon the guy who runs it, favourite film of 2018. Juliet, Naked. Im really intrigued about this. Im not sure the rest of my lot are as excited […]
Film Quiz Movie Nights
Cinema Club… The Personal History of David Copperfield
Will January ever end… seriously its going on for what feels like a year, but cinema trips in between are helping. So Iannucci comedy should help sort this out if im honest, i am so up for this. Its going to be magical. Screen […]
2020 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Life of Brian
Spoilers Hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy… Terry Jones died this week & after the last legs tribute to him with always look on the bright side of life i thought fuck it, its time i sat down & watch Life […]
Netflix Sofa ViewerMCU
Film 230:- Spider-man Homecoming
Spoilers As much as this follows on from recent MCU review, ive watched a few DVD films since the last MCU review plus 4 MCU films in the gap. So here we are weve got to homecoming, which i think i watched with my […]
Cinema Club… Whats Love Got To Do With It
i had the option to go see an advanced preview of this on valentines day, but the idea of being a ingle person at that made me go nope nope nope. So im seeing how quickly if i change my hours i can get […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Christopher Robin
A double header yeah why not from one end of the spectrum to the other. Time to become a small child once again & watch Christopher Robin. Now if you have access to any of my social media platforms you will know the story […]
2018 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
The Year in Film 2023
Welcome to the 2023 Cinema Club Golden Corn Awards… We did it. Cinema club 2023 is closed & the year of film is over, yes it is. We did things film wise that we never thought wed do. We got 8 away from joining […]
2020's 2023 2023 Award Seasons Cinema Club DVD Films End of Year News Letter Film of the Year Winner JAMES BOND 007 Secret Screening Sofa Viewer The Charts Top 10 Films of All Time
Film 57:- Die Hard
Spoilers This is the 2nd greatest Christmas film of all time. Yep Die Hard the film that’s older than me. It’s also one of my favourite films ever. I’m going to give you a personal back story now so bear with. When I was […]
2015 Christmas Films DVD Films Top 10 Films of All Time
Film 56:- The Snowman
Is it really still spoilers… Guess it is for kids So for those who haven’t guessed already it Christmas… well it is in our house the tree is up, were half way through the advent cancel & Santa has been (seriously one drives down the road each year its […]
2015 Christmas Films DVD Films
Film 55:- Iron Man
Spoilers If this film bombed at the box office or if they did kill Off Tony Stark, does that mean the MCU doesn’t happen? No Thor no Avengers no Shield… Just think about that for a minute Yes the MCU & all its films […]
2015 DVD Films MCU
Cinema Club… Star Wars The Force Awakens
Today is January 2nd 2016 and it’s finally the force awakens day oh yes. Dad’s driving us to cineworld to see it, I was going to smuggle bb-8 into it but decided not to. So let’s do this will type in about 3 hours on […]
2016 Cinema Club Star Wars
Film 54:- Star Wars
Spoilers well that all depends actually on which order you watch First of all Star Wars films while I’m reviewing them on here will not be named as episodes. Ie this isn’t episode 4 a New hope it’s just called Star Wars. Also I’m […]
2015 DVD Films Star Wars
Film 53:- Now You See Me
Definite Spoilers if you’ve not watched this. I love a good heist film, I really do. But not as much as a film where you really need to concentrate to work it out. So now you see me is basically my perfect film. I made my friend […]
2015 DVD Films In the Name of Mark Ruffalo
Cinema Club… The Hunger Games Mocking Jay part 2
Iv done my back in well at least my shoulder. Yep I am the girl who went to the cinema sat comfortably in a chair & it ruined my shoulder for 2 & a half days. Typical. I think the dome has changed there […]
2015 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… National Theatre Live:- Of Mice And Men
Unlike most other cinema club reviews this will contain a proper review as it’s a one off event so… SPOILERS We have been waiting to watch this for the last 3 years when we found out this was going to be on Broadway, then […]
2015 Cinema Club
Film 52:- Hercules
Spoilers Time for another tweet along notice plot hole as the film goes review. Always tends to be Disney films really. Maybe as it is because i now appreciate them more as an adult. Anyhow me and Hades got some badabu to do. But first huge point. […]
2015 Disney DVD Films
Film 51:- X-Men
Spoilers ish I dunno really any more guess it all depends in which order you watch maybe that is a spoiler in itself Yes a franchise is worse at ordering it’s films than any other franchise really. Prequels followed by origins & then originals in the future […]
2015 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Stan & Ollie
Because seeing this film once wasnt enough for me. Hence here i am again watching it for a second time. Here the original link to my first review a few weeks ago people. So i think i lowered the average age in screen 8 […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 50:- Skyfall
Spoilers Let the Skyfall… When we stand tall… Apple Crumble… I hate frickin Adele I can’t stand her singing voice. Whenever she talks she’s amazing & hysterical but she starts singing she can do one… & the fact she sings the song for Skyfall […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 49:- Pirates of the Caribbean… The Curse of the Black Pearl
Spoilers Yoho yoho a pirates life for me. Step forward what should have been the best stand alone film ever made, until they did sequels (youtube Mark Kermodes review of number 3) an original story based on a theme park ride… Yea I know […]
2015 Disney DVD Films