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Merry Christmas Everyone 2020
My lovely film peoples of the internet how are we all… no seriously are you all okay… thats a genuine questions, i do really care for every single one of you. 2020 was meant to be our year wasnt it, we were all going […]
Christmas Films End of Year News Letter General Notes
Sofa Viewer:- John Wick
Spoilers Ive seen John Wick 3, 3 times & ive seen 2 at least 75% of it anyhow, but never seen 1. Never. I mean i know the dog dies to set him off, but is it really a dead dog thats the trigger. […]
Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- Joker
Spoilers After seeing this in the cinema i started a love hate relationship with this film & if im honest, knowing we were going to watch it again on sky cinema did make me think nah you know what to expect now girl, its […]
Sofa Viewer
Film 162:- Detective Pikachu
Pika Pika (Spoilers) God i have a hang over from my besties birthday party. Dont ask me what time i left, but i am doing sod all today. I am sitting in my penguin onesie waiting for people to text me to say they […]
2020 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
This isnt spoilers, if you think there are spoilers, then you must not live in Camelot… Camelot… Its only a model… shhh Were just going to go through the classic basically, were not in the quest for the grail here peoples, were just getting […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 161:-Die Another Day
Spoilers I’ve just got back from dinner with the girls, where we talked about James Bond & Magic Mike. So ive got in & put on Die Another Day. Got a problem with that… well if your a Tatum fan you might. This bond […]
2020 DVD Films
TENET …bulC ameniC
I’ve left this a while since i last saw Tenet… I was actually gonna leave it until after id got on on DVD watched it & then watched it on sky cinema too, but lockdown part 2 is now happening which means no cinemas […]
2020 Cinema Club
Film 160:- Robin Hood 2018
Spoilers Its raining, its february, its an fa cup weekend where we havent got a game & the next big match isnt on till 5pm, so im putting on Robin Hood (the new one) for my monthly Ben Mendelsohn being a bad guy fix. […]
2020 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Bill & Ted Face The Music
Thursday night cinema, straight after work & its a short film so i will get home in time for dinner. Happy days. I do have a confession though ive never seen any of the previous Bill & ted films, so if you are a […]
2020 Cinema ClubMCU
Cinema Club… Doctor Strange
I have been waiting a long time for this a very long time for this. Since the moment it was rumoured 4 years ago that the Cumberbatch was joining the MCU iv been waiting. Usually when I go see a film at 5 after […]
Cinema Club… Ben is Back
We are already up to cinema trip 23… oh wow. Yea i’ve done a lot of watching haven’t i. Oh well you all love me for it. So it time to go a film which is exactly why i have my limitless card, because […]
Disney
Beach Cinema Club Special… Mary Poppins Returns
Weve been trying since the boat that rocked to try & get to Beach Cinema on friday, however the weather for the last month has been crap so every single one has been canceled… until tonight so me & 2 of my girls headed […]
2019 Beach Cinema Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 17:- Dr.No
SPOILERS! Yes seriously it’s 50 years old but some people may want to watch them all before this year’s comes out, so SPOILERS! The names Bond James Bond and that was that I was sold aged 8 watching Goldeneye… We will get to that […]
2015 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Cinema Club… Sully
2016 has been the year that real life story’s have dominated my cinema viewing & every time I’ve been to watch one I’ve had to reconsider what was my film of the year. This one is no different. For a Tuesday, the first day […]
2016 Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner In the Name of Tom Hanks
Film 95:- Cinderella
Spoilers You know that this is just a fairy tale, right, sweetheart? I mean, things don’t always happen like this in real life… and another one bites the dust Carrie had a point. Cinderella is the ultimate example of the fairy tale which does […]
2016 Disney DVD Films
Cinema Club… Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
So the world has seen it but i havent time to play film catch up after my very hectic last 2 weeks of being everywhere. First off the films been out for a little while now 2 weeks nearly, ok yes it was a meerkat […]
2016 Cinema Club Harry Potter
Cinema Club…Nocturnal Animals
This is possibly going to be my shortest review ever, and by that i mean it like only a few sentences. So Wednesday afternoon im not going to see the towns lights get switched on by Steve Coogan AHAAAAA nope i had a choice […]
2016 Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner
Film 94:- Thunderball
Spoilers Bond Time bit of Mr Connery to prove hes still got what it takes, but hes starting to look a little bit old not, not just dated. Spectre are taking over & Bonds got to work it out, despite not being near meeting […]
2016 DVD Films JAMES BOND 007
Film 93:- The Bad Education Movie
spoilers We’ve go to Fight! Fight! Fight for this love… and the rest is history especially Teabagging a swan. British TV shows especially comedy always end up on the big screen for there farewell show, and it was the right way for bad education […]
2016 DVD Films
Top 5 Films from 1993
Its’ Time for another Top 5 rundown 1993 was when Beanie Babies were launched, Buckingham Palace Opens to the public, The first Vauxhall Corsa was sold, 3 members of one direction were born & i turned 4. Here are the Top 5 movies of 1993 […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films from 1992
Its time for another Top 5 rundown. 1992 was when cartoon network first launched,euro Disney in Paris opened,Bill Clinton became president,Barcelona (such a beautiful Horizon) hosted the Olympic games. and i turned 3. As with previous messages proper review will be with films on the main blog. And as always Spoiler warning. […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films From 1991
Its time for another Top 5 rundown. 1991 was the first Gulf war started, Comedy Central was launched, The UK introduced Poll Tax, Freddie Mercury died , and i turned 2. As with previous messages proper review will be with films on the main […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films from 1990
Its time for another Top 5 rundown. 1990 was the year Mandela was released from prison, the world wide web was created ( i know argh!!!) Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister , and i turned 1. As with previous messages proper review will be […]
1990's The Charts
2016 BAFTA Awards
No spoilers here really you’ve either seen them or not? So I ended up baby sitting on Sunday night sitting there going oh fuck am I going to be able to watch them. Turns out one kid went to bed before it started & […]
Award Seasons
BAFTA nominations 2016
Yes it’s award seasons in film land & our nomination for the BAFTAS have been announced (sponsored by EE) yes it’s more random than the Oscars but it’s a good sign as to where the awards will probably be going. Now here’s my issue […]
Award Seasons
THE BIG 9… The Oscars:- breaking down the films up for the award
Weather this gets posted in time before the big day really will be something. I’ve got to get the last review up too so this is going to be tight I know it. So that’s it the big 9 films the films that are […]
Award Seasons