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Sofa Viewer:- Death of Stalin
spoilers who remembers beach cinema? I do. It was epic & that was the first time i had ever seen Death of Stalin & my friends kept asking me questions about it & it was freezing so this time around i was looking forward […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Sofa Viewer:- The Front Runner
Spoilers… or not its a real life story This a few years ago was on my cinema to watch list… however it never actually came to a local or multiplex cinema near here. The closest was wimbledon (not even southampton) so i didnt go […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Nomadland
It so weird seeing all of award season basically 6 weeks after it all ended but thats whats happening. Very odd, knowing what i am seeing got awards & accolades galore & therefore i already have an opinion on it. So im back at […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Capone
Spoilersor not This may very well be the shortest review ever in my history. I mean just tempted to type IT WAS CRAP AVOID. & be done with it but i need to give it a little bit of time of day. I mean […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Peter Rabbit 2
Cinema trip 3 in 4 days, yep you have heard that correctly. Dont you dare go judging me ive waited a bloody long time for this. & if i want to sit in a dark room with strangers for a couple of hours on […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- The Invisible Guest
spoilers first of all before i even start to type a big shout out to this guy (click here) on twitter, who recommended at the start of May that i watch this film. Thank you for your recommendation, on a good film to watch […]
Netflix Sofa Viewer
Film 184:- The Belko Experiment
Spoilers First DVD film of the new year oooh yeahhh. I mean im watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang already & The Sound Of Music will probably be tomorrow. But this one ooooh ive waited along time to see this, does that make me a […]
2021 DVD Films
Cinema Club… Sound of Metal
Cinema trips are like busses… you wait a life time for one to come along & then 2 arrive at the same time, or should that more aptly be 4 trips in 5 days. Yep i said it would be back with a bang, […]
2021 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Those Who Wish Me Dead
TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CINEMA CLUB IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Its a week delayed due to cineworld issues but its here & i have now been & sat in a dark room with strangers for 2 hours. Yesssssss. I am so happy. Nothing can take this feeling away. […]
2021 Cinema ClubMCU
Film 2:- Captain America… The Winter Soldier
SPOILERSI love the MCU, i am kinda obsessed with it. Super Heroes are just the bees knees. That being said… this is an action film not a super hero film.The action scenes are just amazing. The shaky camera, going into the fights close. The […]
Cinema Club… The Son
Another advanced preview time & this time its for The Son. The film that is clearly awards bate, but isnt actually that goes, because i think Jackman has bee up for 2 awards & thats about it which is a shame. So yea lets […]
Disney
Cinema Club… Elio
Here is Pixars effort for the year… sorry didnt hear you… what do you mean you didnt know this film existed due to disneys piss poor marketing for it. Urgh. I mean its almost like they are setting up the originals to fail to […]
2025 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
SAVE CINEMA SAVE THE ARTS SAVE FILMS!!!!!
I should not start typing this now at 1:30am but by hell, if i start off with my anger now, just to get this out of my system before i go to sleep, after what ive just read, on 4 October, then i need […]
2020 Cinema Club General Notes JAMES BOND 007
The Top 10 Films of 1999
Its’ Time for a Top 10 rundown 1999 was SpoungeBob Square pants was first on tv, Manchester united won the treble (ans we were all scared for life by Ryan Giggs chest hair), Microsoft released MSN, there was a total solar eclipse in Europe, Putin became president & […]
1990's The Charts
Top 5 Films of 1998
Its’ Time for a Top 5 rundown 1998 was when 23 year old Bear Grylls became the youngest person to climb to the top of mount Everest, France held the world cup (and won it, dont mention Argentina to Beckham), the 2nd Harry Potter book […]
1990's The Charts
Cinema Club… The Dark Tower
Please let’s not have 3 completely crap films in a row please please please iv seen some reviews for this & im very worried. 4:40 film yes please that’s good for me I’m up for that after work on a Friday. Really hard to […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Atomic Blonde
12 days without the cinema has come to an end yay film time people’s. Let’s do this. Half full cinema pretty good films been out almost a week so mondays maybe aren’t the best day to see a film. Trailer wise all films I want […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club … The Emoji Movie
Yea this is for my sins it is it’s technically my first free film of the year so why not go & see something you will never see again just to see how shit it really is I saw this the day after i saw […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Big Sick
Turns out I did my maths wrong with Dunkirk as I counted a film from Worthing in my count so this is my last film I have to pay for apologies people. It was an eventful time getting to the cinema let’s say that. […]
2017 Cinema Club
Film 107:- Sunshine
spoilers Maybe don’t watch the sci fi thriller horror before bed. Maybe watch the Disney film last. Yea didn’t think that through really. A couple of months ago I said the when I saw passengers I wanted a moon but got sunshine instead. After […]
2017 DVD Films Its the End of the World as we Know It
Film 106:- Cinderella 2015
spoilers This film has a lot to answer for really, this was the film that started all of this in theory. I went to see it with a friend at the dome, & cried when the parents all died as i had just gone […]
2017 Disney DVD Films
Cinema Club… On The Basis of Sex
Only 3 trips to the cinema this week sorry i have let you all down. Last week was probably too many tho im very sorry about the fact its going to take me forever to get all the reviews up.Screen 2 was a little […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Dunkirk
It’s here we’ve finally got to Dunkirk day. Yes yes yes. 28 months of waiting for this from the moment Nolan went I fancy doing a war film. Oh it’s here it’s here ITS FUCKING HERE! Okay maybe I’m a little over excited but […]
2017 Christopher Nolan Cinema Club Film of the Year Winner In the Name of
Cinema Club… Spider-Man Homecoming
So we’ve made it to Spider-Man yay. So the odeon you kinda let me down I know next week it will be on a time that does suit me but after 2 & a half weeks where your screen times for this film haven’t, […]
2017 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… The Beguiled
I got told off at the cinema wtf!? Yep you heard correctly & it was only after I was told off I realised how old my telling off was. So I get to the cinema little screen 8 no one there & the little […]
2017 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Happy Death Day 2 U
Horror. Fucking Horror. If i had said to you 2 years ago that one of the films i would be most hyped for in 2019 would be a horror film, you would have sent me to get my head looked at, but im a […]
2019 Cinema Club