Spoilers
Time for another tweet along notice plot hole as the film goes review. Always tends to be Disney films really. Maybe as it is because i now appreciate them more as an adult. Anyhow me and Hades got some badabu to do.
But first huge point. Tate Donovan voice Hercules… wtf seriously how… it makes Danny Devitos Phil look poor really, although thats epic casting too. But come on the man you want to fail so many times in 24 is one of your childhood heros woooowoooowoooo!!!
right point review time
Indoor plumbing it’s going to be big Seriously thats a line of the film yep
There’s a sign to the temple of Zeus
Achilles does his tendon in his heel haha
Why is rule 95 concentrate not rule 1 seriously Phil maybe if your other champs had concentrated you may have had a top man by now
I want a Pegasus he’s so sweet as a baby horse I just need one, & the older one is so sarcy, but like me.
Speak of the devil… But he’s not the devil he’s Lord of the underworld. Also you never find out what he did to piss Zeus off in the first place.
Remember when every other boy was called Nathan & the girls were Brittany. Oh god seriously were doing that joke ( and Britney spears isnt even famous yet)
Want to buy a Sun dial, and movable pitta vans. & good old snowball who is so on fire still.
Hes moving to Sparta… Seriously bad idea man
No one seems to think med got there so quickly isn’t a bit weird. He flew on a horse & she turns up a whole 3mins later.
Hes eating a bowl of worms, possibly the most normal thing in the movie. Let’s get ready to rumble.
American express lol as someone who spends most of her saturdays using an amex card (for sport not shopping) i actually had to pause the DVD i was laughing so much
Criticising the way the word vase is said.
Close but not cigar… Game set match
Nice shoes & drink
Pandora it was a box thing the Trojans got on the wrong horse… Yada yada
Hang on he’s fighting villains & monsters & still getting ready for the Olympics wtf how is he seb coe & Bolt & Farrah roled into one
I’m an action figure
Couldn’t he just go visit them on the mountain. he does it later on when he saves the day
There’s a guided tour to his house & then a gift shop wtf thats taking the piss to far now Disney
Hes wearing scar that’s freaky
Fan girls haha before Belibers, Directioner, little monsters & Cumberbitches
You the best thing since they put a pocket in Pita
He broke the arms off yea right
You want to be petty & dishonest…erm yea… You’d think a girl would learn Fuck off cupid seriously
That’s it next time I drive
He is honest sweet & loyal… Seriously he’s a guy… Did Hades just stand up for all single women around the world oh yea rock it girlfriend.
That fake horse is fucking ugly Pegasus is crazy and hes a horse so he doesnt even have beer goggles
Hi Hades Lord of the dead hi how are you doing… Hehehe
It’s a possibility it happens but its war so you know blah blah
There’s a cosmos up there with my name on it
Olympus is that way boys oh my bad
3 headed dog fluffy
Crush you, sounded very much like I am Groot
If Hades had 18 years to plan his takeover, why didn’t the rest of the gods work it out at least 6months before I’d be thinking at least 5 years not 4mins
Ichiwahwah I’m home
people always do crazy things when their in love
Don’t make a promise in a film, it never works why does no one ever learn from this
See he can go help do this but can’t go to visit them see stupid not thought through
Nice horse my intentions were pure I really was attracted to you.
Whoa is my hair out
& it all ends happily ever after he gets his god like status, but decides life without Meg wouldnt be worth it, Phil gets his stars( which always makes me cry as its his life long dream) & everyone lives happily ever after. Oh and did Hades get out of the river of Death after all he is a god.
Well done for getting to the end people. Yes its not a classic disney film & its not in anyones top 5, but it is pretty funny with its put downs.